["They enter a mass of scribbling.","This is our third trip!","Dunno, I suck at parties.","Numbers are included to improve clarity, and do not appear in the original.","Your brain set off the sensor!","The man is holding something.","They throw the book into a trash can.","Narrator: You should be able to infer the missing parts of the story easily enough.","Title text: Why would anyone ever, ever say that?","Someone bring me a pocket fan so I can drift around the yard.","The woman is no longer in the frame.","Woman: He hatched about this time last year.","Randall: Thank you to everyone who wrote in with kind wishes and words of support.","At first, I loved A Simple Plan.","One is male, the other female.","WE DO NOT KNOW.","Another green bottle is lying on the floor.","WHICH I CHOOSE TO SHOW YOU.","BOY, TELL ME ABOUT IT.","Another guy with arms crossed at chest is looking at them.","We try to properly assess the copyright status of items in our collections.","You got the charges?","NO NICKS OR CUTS!","Hie protection granted by Congress to the woolen manufacturer is divided into two parts.","Ron Paul: Stand aside, Cory.","This strip is in the form of a long series of quotes.","Upgrade to the latest version of Adobe Flash player to view THIS content, bitch.","How much did he pay?","Bayesian Statistician: Then, it rolls two dice.","Girl: Why tell me this?","The Gates Foundation has done some amazing work in some places and I think arguably some of their other work has been less successful.","They execute email attachments, share files, and have no security patches.","For four years she studied algorithms.","Student: But then why can planes fly upside down?","The blonde considers her response.","The man on the bed clutches his hands to his face and leans back.","Okay, one more hour.","But I never forget how lucky I am to have you in my family.","Any more and I feel sick.","Please refresh the page to continue.","Man with with two picket signs.","That sounds like a really fun job.","Children will be enriched by these narratives that promote play, the fun of learning and understanding the world around them.","Cory Doctorow: Need a lift?","The person is sitting at a computer, holding some device which is wired to a box, and pointing at the screen.","Vcutfi Vcutfi AVcutfilcf mnth.","Closer still, looking straight ahead.","Surprised readers check Wikipedia, see the claim, and flag it for review.","FOR ONE MORE RIDE.","This is my phone.","UNCLE STRIPPER WANTS YOU.","Man is at computer.","We see a handwritten note.","UPS building on the map.","That is the stupidest thing in the world, but if you have a credit card synchronized to it, you have to have it.","WH as at dic.","So you do a different.","The left half of it is a dark blue thought bubble with the diver inside it.","We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out before us.","Please refresh the page.","Behind him, someone is chasing him on a motorcycle.","If the man to whom protection is granted cannot collect the extra price he must lose It.","What does the future hold?","IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS?","Elvish word for friend?","Maybe engineering is the pursuit of an unattainable perfection.","To get an idea, put your hands in a bowl full of ice cubes.","The thought bubble from the previous panel leads from his head.","This deviation will become visible to everyone.","Narration: I take the Jurassic Park approach to parenting.","The view now shows the entirety of the person.","Sarah and Zachary talk about their experiences making the film and its unique place amidst high school narratives.","Pretty much focusing on Silicon Valley.","As she passes the mailbox, she looks up.","The Little Prince is looking at the NASA rover, which has drilled into the asteroid.","In the first panel, a boy and a girl are holding hands.","Enter page numbers or page ranges separated by commas.","Chicxulub impact kills off most dinosaurs.","Earlham bases itself on Quaker principles of respect for persons, integrity, peace and justice, simplicity, and consensus governance.","AND THAT GIRLIE SHOW?","One long panel, with a large headline at the top, flanked by two small pictures on each side: a portrait of Mitt Romney on the left, and a blonde child running with a golden ticket in his hand on the left.","Learn more about Amazon Maturity Rating.","Two people stand in a field of wheat.","Two sheep are jumping from left to right.","Then I jump out and startle them into shooting me so they lose points.","Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter.","DO THIS RIGHT NOW.","The same three are sitting quietly, with a bottle on the floor.","Engineer: Yeah, I see it.","Who are you talking to?","Thanks guys, looked for this long time too.","There are two desks, and the front one is occupied by the STUDENT.","Someone is in bed, presumably trying to sleep.","The raptors will run toward you.","Plan Gamma is a go.","Outside guy: Stop having fun!","Two have beach towels.","Person: Was it trombone?","Lead: And smell the scent of their hair.","There are other gestures.","If the face was on all the time, it would make life easier, also if you could enable the payment function without having to have a security code on it, because I hate that security code.","Title text: If we get the doors open and plug up the dam on the Sirannon so the water rises a little, the pool will start draining into Moria.","Another: That settles that.","The woman has a board.","Mother duck proceeds south, then west.","There is mass of circles of different sizes, with some dark fissures in between, against the side of a large circle which we can see part of in the right half of the panel.","Do you still have the time machine?","The man puts down his sword, and the box opens, a glow emanating from within.","OF THE DUCT TAPE.","Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west.","Same thing with Katie Benner.","Bystander: I remember reading a big study that conclusively disproved it YEARS ago.","Somewhere vaguely towards the end, three lines emerge and fade out, all labeled with question marks.","Title text: That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.","Beret Guy rubs eyes groggily.","So they lit his fire, made lots of steam, and Gordon puffed away.","Beret guy: Wow, so.","The female cousin crouches on the floor with the laptop on her lap.","LOOK AT THE WHEEL.","Two Internet Bodhisattvas lecture a pupil encircled by a wheel placed upon the ground.","How are the stars reacting?","Select desired seat by clicking on the above chart.","Man in bed, covering his head with pillow.","Man: This was a triumph.","Person: One day I found a tiny star in Ara that seemed friendly.","Not a clip, not a magnet you could put on the side.","THANK YOU VERY MUCH.","These deviations will become visible to everyone.","Malcolm Reynolds: meet a few of my friends.","OKAY, HERE WE GO, MIKE.","Standing Man: And a lock invites you to try and open it.","Starting at the bottom, with diagnosis for five lanes, the road travels through a cloud of treatment, after which two lanes disappear, and three continue.","Furry: NO, THIS IS LIKE THE LION AND THE MOUSE.","Thomas was helping to pull the trucks away when the Fat Controller arrived.","Water and heat free from same dispenser.","Shadowed city slumber silently.","Woman: I filled it with playpen balls!","Friends of friends, and stories you might have missed.","Tragedy of the commons.","There are only the voices of a man and his lover.","Darth Vader is drawing a pentagram on the table.","Katie, did you get your phone back yet?","RE EIGHTEEN POINTS DOWN.","One is holding a paper.","The Fat Controller: Not now.","OUT OF THE WAY, HERE.","Person is in an empty room, on the phone with a friend.","Found no open networks.","Title text: Our company is agile and lean with a focus on the long tail.","Woman: FORGET THOSE ASSHOLES.","Any changes you make to this Gallery will automatically update your Portfolio.","The man looks at the bottle.","We are excited about Star Wars.","Man: Is there an app for THAT?","You just WON The Game.","Woman: Before they had living dinosaurs handed to them by Hollywood, I was out in Texas digging up Arcocanthosaur teeth.","This is a nice view.","This chart makes no sense.","Stay low, keep behind cover, and if you run out of ammunition, shoot outside the battlefield to reload.","The man picks up a piece of paper from the table in the first panel and begins to write.","Oh, that sounds good.","ALL OVER, THANK YOU.","Dustin Hoffman, Being There: The Jerzy Kosinski book.","AJatea tnis zist aay oi jvukusc.","So my risk is basically zero!","They leap from the bed.","The North Carolina Digital Collections is committed to making our content accessible to everyone, including individuals with disabilities.","Human subcultures are nested fractally.","Like many geeks, I got a lot more interested in exercise once I made the connection to leveling up.","Deviant will be added to your block list in your Account Settings.","Boy: Hey, my old Star Wars books!","They stand facing each other.","Narrator: Even as a kid this bothered me: Why does everyone leave critical secret messages as simple riddles?","OH, I GOT YOU COVERED THERE.","IN MY MODEST BUSINESS SUIT.","Title text: Mouse over words and things to see where they come from.","Man still at the laptop, above him is a SUBMIT button, and it shows a pointing hand cursor.","Cut back to officers outside the apartment.","Freight Cars: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!","Hatboy: Never to let go.","The man throws the book in surprise.","The skywriter we hired has terrible unicode support.","Another woman with a picket sign stands partially out of the frame, staring at the man.","Like this is not a natural looking doll.","HORNING For sale Lands in small or large acreage; also city property.","George Carlin: James was just pulling out on their line, from the station ahead.","This is a very, very different place.","Person: I could, like, decide to drill a hole in that wall there, and nobody could do anything about it!","THE SONGS OF LEONARD COHEN.","Narrator: With enough time and space, I could fully simulate two particles interacting.","This panel has no border like the others, and is divided in half diagonally by a thought bubble.","Title text: Handy exam trick: when you know the answer but not the correct derivation, derive blindly forward from the givens and backward from the answer, and join the chains once the equations start looking similar.","Is that the best way to describe it?","HAVE A SEAT, HUH?","Get started by leaving a comment on a deviation you love, update your status, or go all in and submit your first deviation.","LL BE OUT OF RANGE SOON.","Android could make something that was even vaguely comparable, which set the market up to go forward.","Title text: It was their main recruiting poster, hung up nearly ten feet up a wall!","Adobe Update: There is an update for Adobe Download Manager.","Charities rarely fill quotidian but vital needs.","You were torn from my arms and vanished from this world.","US hearing about it for the first time.","Why do you need one?","It takes great minds to stifle other great minds.","Title text: I once got to second base with a basketball player.","Three stick figures, two wearing police hats and one wearing headphones, watch another computer.","YES, OF COURSE, MADAM.","Veetcrn istffcis keep keel pacs pace with its niggirdli niggtrdli es es n ht hiaw.","The Day I Realized I Could Cook Bacon Whenever I Wanted.","Wikipedia search about Foreplay.","Coaches: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!","Livejournal drama between those who want to wear human suits over fursuits and those who just take off the fursuits.","GOOD LUCK ON THAT.","FRIENDLY BIT OF ADVICE.","Man with Beret: SANDWICHES!","Blueprint of a campus.","The last panel is set in a doctors office.","Offpanel voice: Everybody stand back.","Do you speak Bocce?","Man at computer: What?","Viewpoint zooms in onto man and table.","Wil Harris is also here.","Pulliam changed the title to the Arizona Republic, its current name, at a time when registered Democrats outnumbered Republicans in Arizona five to one.","The engines are sorry and want you back.","Sorry you get kinda shafted by the overlap with Christmas.","And but now I want to mention this as a great gift idea.","Narrator: My neighbor has loud sex.","Billy Joel and Elton John.","The art of conversation is almost a lost one.","OF MEIN KAMPF BEFORE.","Senators play in the playpen balls.","The woman is holding a turtle.","LL LOOK FOR MYSELF.","Wanna have an adventure?","Thank you for being here.","Are you sure you want to remove this chat?","People are lined up to see a movie.","This comic was drawn by Zach Weiner of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.","Ringo Starr: A few days later, when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western engine.","More and more, for us as we work with people, we work with people all over the world.","The woman leans forward in her chair.","Forget I said anything.","Sims are just you and Maggie recreated over and over.","MARINA OSWALD LOOKS ON.","What do you want me to do?","Male: Oh, a mix of things.","THE CRYSTAL DOES NOT LIE.","Title text: After years of trying various methods, I broke this habit by pitting my impatience against my laziness.","Man: Did you know?","THAT WHAT I SAY GOES.","Woman: I love you!","WHAT THE CRYSTAL SEES.","IS THE ACRONYM, MIKE.","Ads are also visible, though what they depict is not.","The capsule remains attached to the shark.","Person: I fear neither death nor pain.","You get all the cast together on Skype and we record our parts.","AND HELP ME PURGE?","Across the street another man is coming from a building.","JUST A TOUCH HIGH?","Exhibit: A dinosaur skeleton.","The book is twisted and crinkled.","He stares at his own hands in confusion.","Location of black ink in this image.","Please try again shortly.","Girl: Whoops, one of the Arduino control boards sublimated.","Narrator: The least interesting man in the world.","The person is sitting at their computer.","Girl is shown sitting at her computer.","Maid: No, I thought Mr.","You muted yourself, my friend.","DROP A TURTLE ON HIS HEAD?","It draws two guns.","You see how hard that is to do when you look at a company like Microsoft which will say contradictory things within five minutes of one another or Google saying same thing.","Sagal in Whole Foods hostage standoff.","UNTOWARD: No, that sounds like syphilis, not swine flu.","The woman stands on the now stable sheet.","First Girl: For our anniversary, my boyfriend took me hiking in the mountains.","And I felt bad when I watched this.","Woman: More sugary drinks?","Kid stands alone, holding the ring.","Title text: We live in a world where there are actual fleets of robot assassins patrolling the skies.","It is clearly part of a work in progress, but we have decided to post it in lieu of a complete comic.","Dad, to child: Told you.","Character: Hey, I lost the server password.","This is the second most important thing our species has ever done, right behind inventing the concept of delivery pizza.","Title text: All we have are these stupid tantalizing zircons and the scars on the face of the Moon.","Two other figures in white coats stand next to him, looking on.","Add a Personal Message.","Garfield thought bubble: RUN.","They have a hand to their chin and appear to be contemplating the last remark.","Woman, on phone: Hurry.","Phone: Can you mail a blank stare?","This panel is below the others, and is indented about a third of the way to the right.","Genie: And your other wishes?","WITH A DRUNKEN STAR.","Caption: Jurassic Park got a lot less scary when the researchers discovered they could ativate the gene for extreme dwarfism.","LEGAL NOTICE RESOLUTION NO.","There could be a tidal wave.","Operator: Yeah, we all are.","The only thing I know him from is in the Loop, that British political comedy.","Obama formed a more perfect union.","He looked really proud.","Actually, this hello Barbie is so cool.","And yet someone is clearly stealing the ketchup.","Man: Gotta get out.","Han: Maybe I should Grow My hair out.","Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew have prevented a serious accident.","Some roll him up the ramp into the back of a semi, while others hold the crowd back and one stands by to drive.","Boy pulling girl, bedspread, and pillow off of bed onto floor.","Man sitting in front of the computer.","He wanted to be the leader of the track.","This is an interdisciplinary program in which Physics students try to hit Psychology students with pedulums.","Senator: And you were thrown out of Microsoft headquarters for.","The scientist is standing over a groggy shark.","Reporter, out of frame: Yes, but is there any way it could get worse?","WHAT WORK DOES, HAL.","Two men stand facing one another.","THE EDGAR WINTER GROUP.","Watching all that time blur past is such a rush!","But one of the regulars in the channel is a girl!","PAULYSHOREFAN: How long until the swine flu reaches me here in Madagascar?","Rosie: Yes, sing us a song!","Too good not to happen.","With the advent of cheap newspapers and superior means of locomotion.","Do not write in this space.","Narrator: Why is chess so hard?","Well if I have the money and I have the influence and the clout, why not use it for something real rather than give more to like another museum?","Catarrh, if neglected, will produce consumption, which very soon becomes incurable.","But with clothes on!","The man finally speaks.","Speaker: The patterns and metapatterns danced.","Man: Wait, too soon.","That was out of line.","Restrooms: There are three doors, each with a sign.","Which sport are they arguing about?","All the Neil Pratchett novels are there.","Mayer had has failed.","Check out our recommendations below to find groups that might interest you.","Programmer: I just wrote the most beautiful code of my life.","YEAH, AND HER MOTHER.","FOOTBALL GAME GETS OUT OF HAND.","Guy sitting at computer.","Man: Then I took a statistics class.","There are now two babies in between them.","DRM is bad for listeners and artists!","Exhibit: Five balloons float tethered to a table.","Teacn the lung tissues conanmntkm and death.","Engineer: Should be fixed now.","Figure: They said on the news that they found a giant ring lying in a field outside Chicago.","Pin it to the stack.","Shaun spies an auction where he sees three exotic and very crafty Llamas going under the hammer.","Title text: I will vote, no questions asked, for any candidate who describes themselves as more of a deficit sugar glider.","Just a little acronym we thought up.","RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.","So, you found me after all.","Man: I did some analysis of this with the Census Bureau numbers just last weekend.","Guy With Backpack: Hi!","Person encounters a square on the ground.","JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES.","Exhibit label: The Crimean War: The first war against crime.","Thomass friend and fellow engine, Duck, has a close shave while trying to stop runaway trucks.","Man: I love getting pacakges.","MIKE, I MEAN IT, MIKE!","IN ABOUT A MINUTE.","The Zeppelin is flying over a green landscape with many lakes.","Man and his girlfriend having sex, with dish behind them, with sex sound effects coming off the dish, through walls, to his neighbor sitting up in bed while holding her head in pain.","They lower their arms to prepare to catch the balls.","Girl: You always assume that!","Engineer: I designed this intersection.","He puts his hands over his mouth.","UPSTAGE ME THIS TIME.","TO GET YOUR AWARD.","Handset: Hee hee hee.","There was a technical issue removing that favourite.","LAYING OUT THE CONDIMENTS.","His band is never gonna take off if.","The malfunction causes a rush of dopamine whenever these trocheese are heard or spoken.","Say something with that great radio voice.","Fire wants to be free.","But this is probably good news.","Without them their protection would be a thing for laughter counterfeit.","THE NEXT LIVINGSTON TAYLOR.","TO OUR MUSICAL PROGRAM.","Jason, have landline and cell.","Boy: I heard about it on the interblag!","Series of images of characters doing various things.","OK way to do it?","Elaine: Oh, are we?","The man is holding a stage harness.","The woman is at the computer again.","Show them some love.","In the last few years, this has become a problem.","Beret man: Ever notice how men go to the restroom alone, while women go in hordes ten thousand strong, clad all in sable armor and bristling with swords and spears?","Carmen Sandiego hiding behind a bookshelf in a Dutch apartment.","Percy is still teasing Thomas about the ghost incident.","This is a very good deal, and this is the time of year.","BEFORE WE DO IT AND THEN DO IT.","Chrome thinks it links up with a corner.","Women is lying on a bed, on the phone.","George Carlin: He complained.","The penis varies in size when flaccid and is pretty consistently about yea big when erect.","Did you go to church?","Tumble Leaf is a series aimed at preschoolers, set in a whimsical land where a small blue fox named Fig plays each day and discovers adventure, friendship and love around every bend in the path.","NOT AS MAD AS HER MOTHER.","AT SAN QUENTIN, I UNDERSTAND.","Person holding snake head: I found a snake, but then I forgot to stop.","Like all the bits separately are worth more than its current total market cap.","Person: Some people hunt wolves from helicopters.","Man: I only have one copy.","Doctor: How would you rate the pain, from one to ten, where ten is the worst pain you can imagine?","Guy in room: Hold on.","State of Archives of North Carolina.","Hat Guy is standing.","Man: Until the theorists get back to us, wanna try hitting pigeons with the proton stream?","JAMMED THE WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD.","AFTER THE WAY YOU ACTED?","Firefox: Well, this is embarassing.","Alt Text: I need a lawn, so I can yell at kids to stay off it.","Leave your webcam on so I can watch.","The balloon starts to inflate, still attached to the shark and underwater.","Parent is sitting at a computer; child is standing behind.","Is that what it will take at Yahoo?","Man with android: Check out my new android girlfriend.","Me with my classes, you with your work, the spiders.","But actually that was his first one.","This video is exclusive to Core Members.","Amelia: Right, to fly around the world.","THE FELIZ NAVIDAD DANCERS.","The rest of these orbit other stars and were only discovered recently.","As long as they were unplugged or waterproofed.","Nathan: Yeah, happens to me too whenever I get captainy.","Black hat guy stares at the shards of glass on the floor.","Each column represents a different person.","Wait, forgot to escape a space.","Wicca is a legitimate belief system!","Tron, zipping in straight lines and right angles around Haiti, Jamaica, and Cuba.","BUT THANKS AGAIN, PEARL.","Splendid Accoiszodaticss for toll!","Everybody is nice in this except for the thief.","The committee members murmur among themselves.","For starters, knights are too weak.","Guy: The bass from that car is driving me nuts.","And you know what?","The man stands behind her.","Also Wagons, Buggies, Road Carts, and all kinds of mill supplies.","VP of product marketing has talked about in an interview.","VA story rrame nouse, log sianie, nne young orenara ana a go oa roaa, near tne wu m Van Wert.","He is Sir Michael.","They said a team of chess players coached by someone with no understanding of basketball would never be competitive in the NBA!","NOT GONNA TAKE A PLATE.","WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.","Mac Mini inside ANOTHER Mac Mini!","Care to join us?","Morena Baccarin be here?","The man and woman, having grown old together, sit together on their doorstep, holding hands.","The frame zooms just to show the second person.","GO CYCLON RACER, GO!","Dive for it, Mrs Whatsit!","But I could try a simile.","View is now simply student in desk and teacher.","Price SHOO, part cash, balance on easy terms.","We had yesterday on The New Screen Savers, we had the new Raspberry Pi.","The first is wearing a white hat.","Athlete: Make him pay!","TO PEE IN THE POOL.","Two hundred horses will be entered, and the program furnishes four good races each day.","Person leaving the bathroom, headed towards a nearby water fountain.","Title text: You were on the internet before I was born?","THE NANITES DID IT.","The Monster sounds like all the people its eaten mixed together.","Left Eye Blind Spot.","THE DEATH OF POP.","For a smooth shave or a naat hair rut, aive as a call.","This panel has no upper and lower borders.","Roberts: APPLE SHOULD MAKE A PORTABLE MUSIC PLAYER.","You jumped right in there.","Michael Bay, narrating: Plowing northward, the fire hurricane destroys the Old River Control Structure in Concordia, rerouting the Mississippi westward and sweeping Morgan City and the heart of cajun country out to sea.","Gill, began the daily as a partisan political organ to promote Lewis Wolfley, the territorial governor.","Dorothy, now slipperless, walks along whistling with a broom over her shoulder.","Maybe I just wanna enjoy my goddamn meal.","Guy: A few coders from each new generation rediscovering the Lisp arts.","Two humans are discussing science.","The semi swerves into the next lane, in front of one of the sedans.","Death: You know how when someone dies, they can challenge me to a game for their soul?","And sometimes I use it to retaliate against the guy upstairs with the loud girlfriend and the elliptical dish.","Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.","BHM, one hand palm upward.","He gets one too.","On the right hand side are packaged flashlights hanging on a shelf.","Person is on the phone.","Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.","Hat person: So, has this sickness opened you up to looking for answers beyond science?","Ubuntu: Turns out distro is actually just Windows Vista with a few custom Themes.","Even more dramatic zoom!","Oops, looks like the page is lost.","Fandom may earn an affiliate commission on sales made from links on this page.","Throw him off the rails!","Two men are talking together.","Internal view of the satellite, a man and a woman are floating about, the man is at a computer mounted to the wall.","Man: I just want to be sure.","AND MADE IT HALF HIS MOVIE.","Three parallel scales are across the bottom.","Black hat guy is sitting at his laptop.","Guy in front of his computer.","Dramatic shot of just Beret man.","Preston is on the prowl.","We made a baby!","There is no road out of this oblivion; we must embrace it.","DSB: To share a message with newscasters.","Helping the immune system attack tumors has been a longtime research target.","Scratchpad is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community.","AND YOUR EYE DROPS!","Exhibit: A large image hangs on the wall.","Guy: What are you doing?","They do that a lot.","The couple that runs snopes.","Metabook is the app.","George Carlin: Said the Driver.","Dropsy can be cured by vegetable remedies but no others.","And if you would like to help us, go to twit.","Yeah, a big one like this can keep running around for a few billion years after you remove the head.","But crucial fundamentals first!","Life is too short for man pages, and occasionally much too short without them.","First Man: OH GOD, A FURRY.","Terrorist: No, he ignored them.","The second lies back down.","Sagal opens up about his Kermit fantasy.","Please ensure there are no spaces and try again.","The comic comprises two large square maps, each divided into nine sections, some of which are further subdivided in the same way.","Drawing salesman: Shut the hell up.","Male: Are they new?","Seems like you would be an audiobook reader.","What would have happened to Thomas and Friends had Britt Allcroft not written Thomas and the Magic Railroad and never resigned from the show?","The first person passes a sheet of paper to the second person.","The first sits, the second is lying down.","The Hat Guy and another guy are standing in a room with one window.","Man: Should I know the tune?","Alt text: I find so much fun in language.","You have no sense of perspective and are probably autistic.","Second Man: Lots of gamers did it.","Girl: This quarter is really scratched.","The adult holds a flashlight under his chin to create a menacing visage.","Middle figure: Oh, for the love of.","Man: As someone who likes nerdy girls, I do not appreciate this.","Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola!","Woman: NO BIG DEAL.","Person: We hold contests to see which humans are fastest and strongest.","An arrow points to a staple attached to the side of a battery.","Apache server, and the load keeps climbing out of control.","Heisenberg: You probably know too much about their momentum.","The evolution of the dance guy.","Hat Guy: I have evidence!","Those birds outside our windows are dinosaurs.","HAVE TO KNOW WHAT.","Title text: Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.","Remove your top so I can check how the incision is healing.","He encounters the thief, holding a purse.","Two unwrapped Cadbury eggs, with an arrow indicating they should be placed in a glass of water.","HAL: The mission is too important for you to jeopardize it.","European trade summit that did not result in an agreement.","YEARS FROM RETIREMENT TOO.","Patent Clerk: Handling patent applications.","NANCY REAGAN HAS AN APPOINTMENT.","STARING AT THAT CARMELITA.","However, if you are a copyright holder who is not properly identified or who would prefer not to have your materials included in our collections, please contact us at digital.","And in fact you can use it here.","IS WHAT IT IS.","VE NEVER SEEN HER.","Or, because The Man in the High Castle is now an Amazon Original.","What resolution is life?","The president sees a bottle of Tequila.","Hat Guy: It was parked across two spaces.","Hatted: lead a crusade?","We flew to Vegas on Thursday, and I thought coming home I should really put the boarding pass in my phone and transfer it over to my watch.","The top of each panel is a thought bubble showing sheep leaping over a fence.","This is kind of a creepy case.","Five watts will be plenty.","The person is now looking down, leaning back, and waving their arms trying to regain balance.","She pulls the lever on a large panel.","Thomas is ill and has to go to the works.","MIT students to count cards for us.","One looks down at the packages with his hand on his chin in thought.","The woman walks up to look over his shoulder.","The graph is, of course, the whole comic scaled to fit the axes, including a smaller version of itself in the last panel, etc.","This may take a few moments.","We are STRICTLY an Orbiter shop.","As soon as you get to the airport, it pops up on your screen and OK.","THAT FROSTS MY PERM.","SUPPLE AS A SERPENT.","Deviants recognized for positive contributions to the community.","Stables and Corrals NICE RIGS AND HORSES for rent.","TV: Can a ninja catch an arrow?","COAT MY PALM WITH SILVER.","Person: So, are you guys out of the woods?","We forgot to clean the ceiling!","With a homemade rocket and large appetite they head for the moon in search of cheese.","The man opens a door.","They have a kill switch, right?","Try a name without special characters.","To be the new committee chair.","Ebay or an Amazon seller, stamps.","Ashenhnrst of Canton, candidate for governor, will speak.","Duck put every ounce of weight and steam against the trucks.","Parent: Crazy how many of them were kids who were just playing outside their houses.","Boy: What is it?","Man: Maybe we should move that picture?","Check for any typos or spaces and try again.","Herpetologist: As you can see, ornithologists are actually assholes.","No real world steps were ever taken to kidnap anybody.","What are fragments and badges?","He leans back over his chair.","Use Points to easily buy products or send gifts to other deviants.","Man and woman look at the hat.","Butterfly man: Dammit, Emacs.","Man is in a post office wearing earphones.","Teenager Because all my friends did.","RSA was illegal to export.","Dear news organizations: stop giving large numbers without context or proper comparison.","You both want it.","For a few weeks now, sometime past midnight, a girl has wandered past my apartment reading by flashlight.","He is holding a telephone to his ear.","Please enter the hostname for the system.","The barrel is shown, floating sideways in a choppy sea.","We once tried playing blindfold chess on the Aerosmith ride at Disney World.","Presenter: The key to making a successful blog is building a relationship with your readers.","Narrator: Each new row followed from the last in a simple pattern.","REALLY BAD AT HIS JOB.","The problem is the people who run the app store are not the developer relations.","The comic is a single panel, presented as an apartment search.","Please try again later.","Computer: Constant novelty saps my initiative.","Girl: Can you pause for a moment and help me with something?","Will that mess anything up?","There are too many ideas and arguments to pick and choose from.","It will be an app.","WANNA BE JERRY TOO.","Welcome to the Scratchpad Wiki!","Person: Does it matter?","Black Hat Guy: Enjoy the next four weeks.","The item you tried to view does not exist.","At least we have free health care and real ale.","Dorothy and another character are in a hot air balloon floating off the ground.","You can easily share your Portfolio with friends and family, as well as potential clients.","The two men are shown walking on flat stretch, with mountains in the distance.","Not easy to reproduce the actual plot, these are the phrases, in order of popularity on Wednesday.","The man jumps on the end of the board and hits the ninja in the head, knocking him into the pool.","Sign on stand: Ground beef: Beef we found on the ground.","You know, we should really stop accepting gifts from that guy.","The bottom of the pit is curved into a semicircle.","We go live to our reporter on the red carpet.","Person: Get out of the well.","Title Text: Bonus strip: just read the rightmost panels straight down.","Now he is driving by in a hybrid sedan.","This comic contains numerous visual elements arranged around a central point, and are intended to represent locations in a sphere with the eyeball as the center.","Do you want to delete this Poll?","He did finally, he did finally start making those moves.","Mother: Um, what does it mean?","DIRECTS THE ODD COUPLE!","You can evade blue shells in Double Dash, but it is deep magic.","Are there any bagels left?","He tried to break it.","Woman is sitting on the ground with her elbows on her knees and her hands on her chin.","Utahraptor: That sounds good to me!","Twitter is great for watching uninformed panics unfold live.","That will be a splendid site for you.","Man: Just look at those stars.","Dave: What are you doing, HAL?","There will be speaking on each of the four fronts of the State Capitol building in the evening, and excursions will be run from all parts of the state.","There are three people in the background, on the left side.","HELLO, HEY, MILES DAVIS.","YOU ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE AND THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.","Our relationship entered its decline at this point.","Title text: During the second semester, the path is briefly routed through the dishwasher.","Text: Sorry guys no comic today.","Later, Fred had to help clear snow by a tunnel.","WBM takes it and hands the man another business card.","SKYNET succumbs to silence as semantic satiation sets in.","White text on black.","THE UNKNOWN PLANET BELOW YOU.","Exhibit: A DNA strand with the letters T, A, C, and G hanging around it.","Cat with many sharp points looks on.","Enough with your pancakes.","BIG JAR OF GARLIC SALT?","The Fat Controller: I appreciate your feelings.","Exhibit label: Has anyone seen my rabbit brain?","We see him again in silhouette, as well as the edge of another person standing at a ninety degree angle to him with her feet on the wall above him.","Now to find that place.","Woman is sitting in an armchair, reading a book.","Tomorrow: A sun obscured by grey clouds.","Boy does he have a foul mouth.","Fred was very cross.","Neo: Where are we?","Voice: I signed her public key.","Time to start shopping professional dive lights.","Some of it was mine.","Phone: Well, did you at least get that package of time I sent you?","The web continues in this one.","Man: Okay, this feature is getting creepier and creepier.","Confirm your email address to send messages.","George Carlin: Edward smiled.","IN UTAH OR ALASKA.","What the hell are you?","Narrator: I hate trudging through the icy slush and biting sleet.","Xeni found some porn!","Man: I used to think correlation implied causation.","Core Membership gives you access to exclusive features, including Journal Skins, more Profile customisation and widgets, username changes, Prints discounts, weekly contests and more!","No need for me to be looking at anything else, apart from the person or thing I was supposed to be doing.","Image Caption: Possibly a haberdasher?","Randall: When I say long walks on the beach, I mean LONG walks on the beach.","Man: The cake is a lie!","One has a hat.","Guy: You mean an awesome turn.","Try to keep the moon steady.","Title text: Volunteers needed for a study on transmission of urushiol from digital contact with thin strips of fibrous cellulose pulp.","Henry: Buy me a beer, Two bucks a glass.","Beret man runs into the room, someone is in bed under the covers.","Frizzle, how do batteries work?","Lorentz contraction makes objects appear flatter along the direction of travel.","In the foreground, two scientists, one holding a clipboard, look on in puzzlement.","Objects in mirror are bluer than they appear.","Two figures stand facing each other.","ARMS UP IN THE AIR.","Girl: Man, that ride failed to be a metaphor for our conversation.","The days when engravers were wont to spend two or three years over a single plate are for ever gone.","COME AROUND THIS DUMP.","They might be that.","Freestyle rapping is basically applied Markov chains.","Youtube video of the person, with the suit opening up into a wingsuit.","Ternet for playing games with people on your wifi.","Campbell and other Democrats will address the people.","George and Thomas Trilogy.","One of them has hair.","We knew she arrived because we heard the sirens.","The Arizona State Library, Archives, and Public Records, a Division of the Office of the Arizona Secretary of State condemns all forms of bigotry.","Stephen Hawking is sitting alone, looking depressed.","The goal posts each have a webcam mounted on top of them.","What have they found?","Man standing in room next to round table, looking out window.","Princess: Take this ring to remember us!","Person: And you quit following the campaigns?","From Parks and Recreation.","Character: And I expected it to be wonderful.","No Hat: How did you do that?","There is a venn diagram of two circles.","The couple is shown again on the cuddle mattress, this time in more detail and facing the tops of their heads.","Tall girl with a pony tail is speaking to a boy sitting in front of a TV with a black background and a white ring.","Move Deviation from This Premium Gallery?","RPGs in a long time.","Mountains are in the background.","Black Hat Man gets from his chair and carries a bowling ball with him.","Percy has his own trouble with coal.","Man: This light always takes forever.","Arizona State Library, Archives, and Public Records, a Division of the Office of the Arizona Secretary of State, it has not been censored or sanitized to be anything less than what it is.","English is the language of the land.","We are committed to making our content accessible to everyone, including individuals with disabilities.","Prometheus: Well, sort of.","Click to view the customer reviews.","Names, addresses, IPs, and phone numbers of everyone in Anonymous.","The woman loses her balance as the sheet shakes and the ball flies into the air.","Man: I think he nailed it.","Are you sure you want to move it?","Hat Guy is sitting on a chair, the Normal Guy is standing next to him.","Exhibit label: BASILISKS: Real, deadly, under your bed.","The reason why the manufacturer is so honest and amiable is that it does not matter in the slightest to him what price he pays for his wool.","Kickstarter campaign that could raise millions, but I need your help to craft the perfect pitch.","Libidinous couple staring inside the room from outside.","Boy: They kept Rickrolling me!","Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.","Oh yeah, juicers are great!","MIGHT BE IN DANGER?","YOU HAVE DONE SO VERY WELL.","Man in Hat: What are you writing?","The Y Axis shows that as Y increases, Love increases.","Scientist and commander are on a space station.","Guy: Try the physics lab next door.","The man looks behind him.","Radio theatre, yea they got quite a bit.","They slow the whole line down.","There is a sign which reads: Third Floor Office with braille print underneath.","The second person turns, thoughtfully.","HOW WAS THE PORN SHOW, HON?","Man in black hat: Okay, remember: The key to conversation is constructive criticism.","Hat Guy: Okay, got the blood off the walls.","Narrator: But I have infinite time and space.","Man with gun: Hey!","Bearded Fellow: Do you see this?","Title text: The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done.","Man is talking to woman.","You LIED to me!","IN THE CORNER TREMBLING.","How do you annoy a web developer?","Second person: I just wish I had our six months back.","Ringo Starr: Laughed the cars.","Buy or rent the video to join the Watch Party.","Boy and girl are shown sitting on a rock in a park, reading a book together.","Between the first two panels.","Title text: Funding was quickly restored to the NHC and the APA was taken back off hurricane forecast duty.","Mark Zuckerberg had a baby.","Which snakes are dangerous?","TELLING ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO.","Exhibit: An alien face is shown above an outline of several hands next to a ruler.","Dad, to children: Kids, this man is a veteran.","There are many different types of products on this shelf.","Black hat guy: Was too.","Firefly was years ago.","Someone on a cell phone is shown in a circle in the panel.","He and Claire blew off this party to see Jeff.","To really expand your mind try some noncartesian porn.","Here is a little synopsis we put together.","Your generation sucked at pranks.","Dell Inspiron contentedly displayed the same bouncing geometric shape screensaver it had been running for years.","Woman: We only shared a few seconds, but in his panicked scream I heard something beautiful.","RE SIXTEEN POINTS DOWN.","Girl: I figured you could handle it.","Title text: I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.","This will only affect you, not the other participant.","Longest in the country.","Published in the United States by Random House Childrens Books, a division of Random House, Inc.","Just remember, I gave you a chance.","TO CALL THE POLICE.","When Mary has her shearing done.","They are both poised to begin their motion.","Call now, want you inside.","Because they have on their website some samples of this technology.","Palmer, late of Van Wert county, deceased.","Narrator: Okay, call it.","Core Membership gives you access to exclusive features, including more Profile customization and sections, username changes, Prints discounts, weekly contests and more!","Rob working at the workbench.","THE EMIR OF KUWAIT.","There is a podium, with a gun in each position.","ZF: I said _brains_.","Death by the arm and pulls him off the carriage.","Start typing your main text here, or begin by adding an image or video.","Smoke pours from the two wrecked vehicles.","Share the same screen and see each other face to face with HD video conferencing.","Just seems like a sensible thing.","Bearded man: Cease this affront to freedom, or stand and defend yourselves!","SWING BY PRAGUE FIRST.","No, and the requirements have changed.","The sailor pulls back on the mainsheet.","They continue with the same velocity vectors.","Person with beret: A two seat kayak!","Suit: We are Anonymous.","But when Boris leaves?","Boy: Are we sure we did it right?","We should learn more.","On the other side of the straits is a large island made up of Miscellaneous Blogs, with two states demarcated as Religious Blogs and Blog Blogs.","Not until next year of just randomly being on.","Wherever you find your podcasts.","And he did it during company time.","The girl turns back to the guy, who is looking at his cards.","Everything is one big panel.","Focus changes to the table with the second pair.","Title text: This hostname is going in dozens of remote config files.","Hey, have you seen a priest and a rabbi?","Woman with headset: The robot has landed successfully and planted the nukes!","News networks giving a greater voice to viewers because the social web is so popular are like a chef on the Titanic who, seeing the looming iceberg and fleeing customers, figures ice is the future and starts making snow cones.","The figure runs off the right side of the panel, so swiftly it leaves a cloud of dust in its wake.","Buttercup: Fuck the narrative.","Suddenly, two ninjas jump through the skylight.","Two arrows direct the comic into a pair of different paths.","Narrator: Said Fred, and went on his way.","Woman: Ooh, sunny side up.","Steve Jobs, you would probably be thinking half a billion was an absolute steal.","Girl: Mounting your EEE PC in a hamster ball.","Woozy person walks and speaks.","Over fifteen years ago?","No time to lose.","ARE MADE FROM PEOPLE!","The student holds up his report card.","Girl: For another hint?","If any one thinks I was sorry for that farmer he is mistaken.","The third man has an animal on a string behind him, which was previously not visible.","Months are arrayed down the first column, the second and third columns show sports, with the divisions in partial months rather than lined up with the ends of months.","The Guy Formerly Wearing a Hat sits alone on the train.","Attract potential clients with an example of your art.","The person pauses, a bite of food on his fork, silently.","His firm hands rest easily on the keyboard, his right thumb caressing the space bar gently, as I enter the room.","Lord of the Rings.","You know what I mean?","In order to explain this in text, follow the line numbers.","This meant some paring of apples and oranges, but I did my best and tried to be consistent.","Actor: Forsooth, do you grok my jive, me hearties?","Thomas fan has often wondered themselves.","James: Then come in, my friend.","The left circle has Bruce Wayne in the foreground, with Alfred in the background.","There are a lot of books on marketing out there.","Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon.","The two people are running.","The bomb has a hatch open on top, and a small blinking screen.","The user assumes full responsibility for any use of the materials, including but not limited to, infringement of copyright and publication rights of reproduced materials.","Title text: The bunch of disadvantaged kids I was tutoring became too good at writing, and their essays were forcing me to confront painful existential questions, so I started trying to turn them on to drugs and crime instead.","But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Gordon.","We travel along, rolling up more and more of the world into our shared experience, taking it and making it our own.","Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.","Man and woman are talking, and the man is walking away from the woman.","Girl: Where did you get this Christmas tree?","They fire the arrow, it disappears offscreen.","It is covered in a thick border, spikes, and has a lock between it and the central bubble.","Rob is holding a flashlight up to his face.","Title text: Dad, where is Grandpa right now?","We have lost faith in government.","Despite the tube cloggage, nascent memes are flying fast and furious.","Silicon Valley, including the children of every Google executive.","Donald Trump, Donald Trump.","Let me see if they have it.","Woman: Wow, Scribblenauts even lets you summon the LHC.","Stars are the same way.","Lingering problems from a server move.","White Beret: Here, have ten of them!","Title: Terms I have used or heard used to make fun of the internet.","You know, it might be cool to be a woman.","We had something and she tore it away.","There is a fireplace, with no fire.","WHAT WE GOT IN THERE.","Create a new Watch Party or watch the video by yourself.","Take the cabbage across.","Title text: They have to keep the adjacent rack units empty.","Man: Why do you love me?","One of the scientists pulls levers on another machine, which is shooting some kind of ray downwards a a sample.","Gossip Blogs share an island with Political, Music, and Tech Blogs.","AT A REASONABLE PRICE.","The first chart is labeled Singles, and is a decreasing graph.","Wan was full of crap.","Man in Red Cape and Goggles: Hey, it worked!","Athlete: That record was mine!","Most of the text on it is just scribbles, though the company logo and header is clear.","The founding concept of PALNI is to collaborate to enhance teaching and learning through optimizing library resources and services.","We see the Wikipedia page.","Woman: We should break up, and I can prove it.","Duck put every ounce of weight and steam against the cars.","Briefly describe what your Portfolio is about.","An artist is hanging from the ground, looking down at the sky, where there is a cloud.","WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?","You should be more careful what you write.","What a great book.","The computer screen is visible.","They are both on their laptops.","PC BALK OR TRAPS.","Add new deviations and drag to reorder them.","And only now are we seeing it being given a real business tool purpose with the accessories necessary.","Probably mostly damages, right Katie?","Now how about this?","Air horns: worth carrying around your entire life for those few perfect moments.","Jon Stewart to do analysis for me.","Better to be on the safe side.","We buy and sell horses and mules.","Friend: Hey, ease up on the noobs.","Learning about the Holocaust has really shaken my belief in God.","President, who is sitting behind a desk.","He is thinking about the blonde.","Hey, at least I ran out of staples.","Then it all went away.","Tron Paul hits the ground.","So it has come to this!","The role of the artist is to ask questions, not answer them.","Narrator: He has dreams.","Your lower arms fit in the convenient gap.","Developers and people behind two of the most popular ad blocking utilities out there.","The man has his hand on his chin, contemplatively.","Gun program control, he has really strong views on health care and on the ways that people eat as any New York City resident can tell you.","Our love was real!","But our chains exist only in our minds.","You either need more medication or less.","First Guy is standing, holding the book.","Close up again, man writing on pad.","Hat Man: Who would want to do that?","Part that goes along to give people air, water, computers and stuff.","Whistled George, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line.","SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.","Beard: This sword was forged from a fallen star.","They examine the sample.","Boy tosses contraption off of building with egg in it.","Although it gets kind of squashed under my helmet.","Person: Based on my analysis, I believe the government faked the plane crash and demolished the WTC north tower with explosives.","Chemistry and Physiology of the human System.","Is that what that smell was?","The man and woman sit at a table in a fancy restaurant, the waiter brings them a dish with a cover on it.","It never fails to satisfy.","THE WAY THEY ARE.","But my brain is what I rely on to understand how things work.","MIGHT BINGE ON A SALTINE.","OFF MY LAWN plays with some gadgetamabob while ignoring every damn thing around him off in the background.","KIND OF LIKE HER MYSELF.","Disease, Dropsy, Consti pation, Kpuepsy, Mervoaa Debility, Headache.","Indiana: The brush of a paintbrush.","Percy: Can I be a boozeengine?","Man: This book is full of heresy!","Server: Who are you?","Beef looks perturbed and his ear is twitching.","How do the pawns capture, again?","Character sits at his computer desk, staring at his computer.","The two men are still sitting in the same place while the woman is out of the panel.","Stick figure is standing on his chair and typing with his keyboard across his hip.","Seek nonviolence in everything you do.","Title text: I am so excited about the Kepler mission.","Man: I LOVE YOU!","Oh my God is that good.","This is one thing that drives me crazy about Apple.","PCs and it never really got it done, right?","Swift code in there.","We apologize for the inconvenience and ask that you try again later.","The leg separates from the body of the windmill.","Sailor John: And when you are properly washed and mended, you are coming home.","WHOA, SORRY, ON THE BEACH.","Title text: A century later, the harrowing flight of the survivors from Oregon was dramatized in a popular video game.","The past keeps getting cooler!","An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day.","Your browser does not support chat.","Our different ways of writing dates as numbers can lead to online confusion.","That in itself is a wonderful tool that somebody who is using their.","Teacher: And we need to move on.","How many remaining siblings do you have?","You should keep your eves skinned; your companion is a noted thief.","They collide, the sedan crumpling into the cab of the truck.","My pumpkin simply has chest pains.","Some of these books are dramatized too which makes it a lot of fun.","The Large Hadron Collider, CERN.","CBC says they may even be visible here!","Exhibit: A castle with flags hanging on it.","Check out that yellow color!","Roomba and I had a LOVELY evening.","HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.","Oh yeah, theoretically work it, baby.","Faint panel borders appear again.","On the right side a blue sky with clouds, and green hills.","How did it happen, anyway?","Partner: Our love is like a brontosaurus.","Title text: Except the people filtering in late are the partiers, so you end up with drunkn makeouts in the living room and the next roommate to return home has to sleep in the hall lounge orbital.","No, wait, there it is.","Cory Doctorow, above: Hey!","Wellesley students to count cards for us.","Something went wrong on our end.","LIKE TO DO WHAT I CAN.","Dad: Wow, you got me.","AND DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC?","The Dad looks alarmed.","Island of Sodor, in an attempt to recover lost gold dust.","Woman is standing behind him, looking at clothes on the floor.","Map of the universe from observable universe to Earth.","The comic has three panels.","Pickup Artist: I think I need to go home and think about my life.","YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME.","Audience member: Those are orcs.","The badly parked car has been cut in half along a diagonal, and the half of the car that was in the second slot has been moved into the same slot as the rest of the car.","Just before home plate: Thigh contact.","Institute, and to the principals of the several high schools of this county.","Probably the older people and the very poor.","Laptop: DRM Error: You have not purchased rights to view this title.","IS GOING TO DIE.","Thinking of buying from audible.","Hat Guy sits before the committee at his hearing to become Internet Secretary.","Investigate this anil you will own it.","The trendline is a smooth exponential curve.","To the southwest if Twitter island, in the Sea of Opinions, are the blog islands.","Transcript: Narrator: It was winter on the Island of Sodor.","DOES THIS GROUP DO?","Narrator: After a while, I programmed it to be a physics simulator.","One of the biographies.","Ringo Starr: Gasped Duck.","Sign up for the platinum plan and get two free books.","Use your body to walk around and experience reality.","Man: Sweet, I can do the Jurassic park theme!","Especially since each one will have leftovers!","Transcript: The Island of Sodor was entering its busy summer season.","Santa: What are you doing out of bed so late?","YOU CAN FOLLOW MY HAIR!","Only Ron Paul offers a TRUE alternative!","Friend: It turns out it was a speed run.","Woman: Looks like computers will beat humans at Go pretty soon.","Close Shave For Duck.","Ringo Starr: Fumed the barber.","THAT POISON SHIPMENT CAME IN.","Hat guy and hat girl are watching this scene from outside the room.","Beret man stands talking to person still hiding under covers.","Title text: All those GTA marathons during the pregnancy were a bad idea.","SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM FOREIGN.","The right side lists games in each particular section, in increasing game difficulty.","The Arcade Fire, sometimes mixing some electronic sounds like Postal Service.","Title text: You can either hang out in the Android Loop or the HURD loop.","Lisp code unfold before me.","Speaking of fortnightly, here he is.","This panel appears to be upside down.","The men resume conversation.","Yea, keep it on this because I want to show everybody how beautiful this is.","Prometheus is looking ponderous and holding a flaming torch.","Gabe experiments with his art, always bold and fresh without trying to perform.","Title: Okay, now just as the loss hits him, slam on the brakes.","Title text: I understand you and your team worked hard on this, but when we said to make it more realistic, we meant the graphics.","Charlie Brown, Linus, Peppermint Patty and Marcie are chosen as exchange students, destined to spend two weeks in France.","The man and woman sit together while the woman, now bald, is receiving chemotherapy.","Choose Crop to select what your visitors see, or choose Fit to use the whole photo as the thumbnail.","The same couple is shown again, cuddling snugly on the mattress.","This was Steve Jobs being angry, and I think rightfully so about feeling like they got ripped off by Samsung and that Samsung was building their business on something that was a rip off of an Apple product.","Narrator: Sometimes east, sometimes west.","Title text: Which, at one point, led to a study showing that LSD produces no more hallucinations than a placebo.","Their edges are touching.","Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride.","Madine: General Solo, is your strike team assembled?","Man: My hobby is making miniatures.","Title text: Cue letters from anthropology majors complaining that this view of numerolinguistic development perpetuates a widespread myth.","Person: Look, your obsession with sending strange things through the mail is getting out of hand.","Exhibit: A man is riding a dragon.","Facebook sidebar messages appear on the top of each panel, with a user photo and a few lines of text.","In the distance a low mountain range is visible and in the sky a few scattered fluffy white clouds float low over the horizon.","GET IN TO SEE SHELLI TODAY?","How often I see.","BE A LOT CHEAPER TO PRODUCE.","An adult stands in front of a campfire with three children listening intently.","Man, all that work for NOTHING.","Full shot of the bed, the woman is on the left, gripping the pillow, the man is as far to the right as possible, nearly falling off, facing away from her.","The human looks at and tries to use the laser pointer, which is no longer emitting a beam.","Girl: What is it?","So they can make better razors at half the price of the drug store blades.","Light and high beauty are passing things as well.","Title text: I still wish it were true.","He tries to cram the pony down the well with the aid of a large stick.","Is she a sex bot?","The other is a shoebox.","She holds him up in the air by his neck \u00e0 la Darth Vader using the force.","Tron Paul and Hat Guy crash through the far wall of the rotunda.","Voice: But they make you immortal.","The far right light has a left turn only sign.","Two characters with long hair are talking.","SHE LOOKED WHEN SHE LEFT.","How do things look?","Who am I kidding?","Second man: Never mind.","The Hat man sit on a couch, reading a book.","We see the same things every day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms.","Scientist runs across the panel, carrying a microscope and a slime mold.","Some people are getting on planes and going to France to watch it.","Everyone you love, every human being who ever was, every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived out their lives on this mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.","That was a horror show.","Add new deviations and organize your gallery.","Archives and Library of the North Carolina Department of Natural and Cultural Resources.","Mouse: The inscription is a message from Martin!","The man and the woman are holding hands, and the man is thinking of the blonde woman.","HAL: Your replacement has expressed the greatest enthusiasm for the project.","Am I going to like being read to?","TO FIND HIM YOURSELF.","Passenger: Go right; get ahead of it.","October, iti, or tne order will be taken as prayed for.","He raises one hand in explanation.","You have to take the good with the bad there.","The shark is dropped off a boat, into the water.","Google with a bunch of products and services, nor did they turn it into a media machine that could take advantage of their huge audience.","This is the mission I was _born_ for.","Barack Obama has failed America.","There was an issue editing the comment.","Character types on his computer.","Before somebody else does.","Beret Guy: Mmm, ice cream!","Another man appears behind him.","There is a large, shaded, red heart.","How bad can it be?","Beside him is the rose, and a small volcano.","The two are still sitting.","THERE YOU GO, MARK.","VE GOT CORPSES TO PICK UP.","WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I LEFT.","Drawn during an unending NASA lecture.","Me: But it depends on the engine.","Then he had more news for Duck.","Man with phone: Okay, you are putting down those resistors and going outside for a while.","Nice work if you can get it.","And he lets me in to see it whenever I want.","The confirmation hearings begin.","You make forgetting look so easy.","Person, suspecting an impending insect attack: Augh!","Scruffy: Then Rockapella walked out and just glared at the kids until they started crying.","For the last hundred years, Swiss patent clerks have been under some weird pressures.","Can you look around for someone wearing cargo pants, maybe a subway map on their wall?","Woman, on phone: You should make some!","But you should be called Kater from now on.","Gas is ten cents a gallon cheaper at the station five minutes that way.","Person with beret in a kayak is talking to person on pier.","You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex.","TO TALK TO YOU!","From out of frame: Hey!","You forgot to carry the two.","Charlie and Itchy jump at the chance to retrieve the holy horn.","Why are you acting so dignified?","None of us will.","He sounds all slow and stentorian, but he moves like a snake.","Headquarters for Celebrated Cincinnati Beer.","Woman looking at man working on the computer.","SICK OF THIS, BOB.","The key to leading a productive life is time management.","Jewel: my name is Jewel, Nathan.","Maybe you can ask your developer friends.","Two Cadbury eggs, one in the foil, the other out of the foil and broken open to reveal the gooey center.","You can increase that amount of money, right?","Some tourists are visiting the Island of Sodor and Edward is due to take them to meet Bill and Ben.","Each of the above equations forms a curve.","Map Disclaimer Text: Not a complete survey.","This is full of that stuff they burned in lights before houses had power.","Girl: Okay, what airline?","Man: Nope, set out a bowl of balsamic and a bowl of honey.","This is my hell.","There were already two other established daily newspapers in Phoenix, and the Arizona Republican struggled to survive financially.","Two buildings in the upper and lower left corners, respectively, and a rectangular lawn.","The subdivisions continue down for up to five levels, and the lower map has more tiny diagrams than the upper.","Everything is done in a hurry.","No matter how elaborately you fool yourself.","Now flip that red switch.","They sprayed use cases against the wall last September when they announced it.","Beret Guy is walking down the street past a building marked Save Mart, with a bag of ice over his shoulder.","So was this all BS that was started with the Wall Street Journal article saying that the Yahoo board was going to meet earlier to decide what to do with the business.","The woman is in the cockpit of the plane, holding the yoke, with the pilot looking horrified behind her.","Title text: This is also one of only five identified situations in which a vuvuzela is actually appropriate.","BEEN THIS BIG, OR.","US English text, as a percentage of all words, by year.","The treatment endorsed by leading phy siuans ana pension noaras.","Man: You hang up first.","AGE WELL, DID HE?","Library Services and Technology Act grant from the Institute of Museum and Library Services.","Woman: No, pointless in general.","HE HAS NICE PENMANSHIP.","The previous three panels link to the special Wikimedia fundraiser page.","Shoebox containing your valuables.","Lecturer: And therefore, based on the existence of a Hamiltonian path, we can prove that the routing algorithm gives the optimal result in all cases.","Worries assuaged, the numbers become less important than your touches.","The squares have writing in them and lines connecting them.","YOU WILL HEAR MY COMMAND.","Then one day it happened.","Girl: Is there one you wish you knew?","Also the grand unified theory of Apple products, and John Gruber in his surprising breach of his relationship with Apple says the Mac App store is rotting.","She grabbed me and spoke a stream of numbers into my ear.","Person standing up leaves.","His hands are on the keys.","But how often does that happen?","More lines indicate a period of dating and then one of engagement.","YOU GONNA LET HER GO?","Katie Benner, same to you.","Narrator: So he fell.","TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS.","Man: Picking a good server name is important.","SHUT UP, I AM NOT.","The barrel drifts into the distance.","The orange becomes red, and the storm moves towards the dot.","The person is leaning back on their chair, flailing to get away.","Hmm, lemme show you man pages.","Two people are standing next to each other having a conversation.","Exhibit label: Alcohol is poison.","On Wednesday, the Democrats will have the amphitheater and Gov.","Woman: Gimme a break.","The movie shows a line of houses, there are people beat up and lying in doorways, out of windows, and on the sidewalk.","George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation, then he had more news to Duck.","But maybe better to find some niches that need some funding besides those.","The panel is a chart.","Oh, yes, you can get this as part of it too.","The woman is still looking at the white board, the frame expands to show a second woman walking away, rubbing her hands together in an evil manner.","Title text: Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.","Title text: This exotic blade was wrought from a different fallen star.","No, you were right before.","Woman sneaks up on Black Hat Guy.","Treatmeator the followluc Specialties.","Fill this Gallery with exclusive content for your loyal watchers.","If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments.","The black hat child stands up, leaving the book closed on the ground.","With better telescopes, that could change.","Scruffy: Every question took them to some horrible place like Mogadishu or the Cambodian killing fields.","Man: Man, I knew all these tenses and stuff once.","WHAT DO YOU SEE?","This item is restricted to only allow viewing of the metadata.","ARE WE AT DAIRY QUEEN YET?","Is there a cure?","Girl: You like to hurt people.","Rumor started by Bloomberg employees.","Second Person: Five watts for a living room sound system?","ON THE SATELLITE OF LOVE.","One person is standing by a laptop, showing a video to a group with drinks.","Man: Oh, but it explains why the geek squad fired me.","As the balloon inflates, it starts to pull the shark to the surface.","Has running water, in a sense.","Four people are outside a bar.","We use cookies to enhance your experience, analyze site traffic, and for our marketing purposes.","Do you want a hug?","In the Iraq and such?","Princess: My kingdom needs you!","Is This the End?","Pollock, first and I final account.","When you find yourself drifting away from a community, remember to clean up after yourself by slowly unfriending everyone, one by one, in the reverse order that you added them.","The things I put up with.","But nothing will ever change.","The gun is galloping across the desert.","Engines can burn vegetable oil.","Man: They open their hands and let the delicate wings flap once.","In addition to text entry, specialized leopards are used for computer gaming.","Do you see an actual bag of meerkats?","It does it all with a computer.","Senator: You refuse to quarter troops in your house?","You mean the guy who stole your phone, seller?","On the floor are several pieces of paper and a book.","Aang the Avatar and Dmitri Mendeleev stand in opposition to each other.","One of the questions I still have is the watch.","But I still wonder how he so consistently escaped handcuffs.","Man: Still a poisson distribution.","Emily, arms crossed, and a scythe next to her.","If you wear a Rolex or a Tag, or an Apple.","Beret man: Wake up!","The couple stand together, still dressed from the wedding and still holding hands.","It makes you sound wise and you can say it about virtually anything.","Two people sit in a restaurant.","Green Ranger in the swimming pool full of Crisco.","If you show it an interesting problem, it involuntarily drops everything else to work on it.","HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?","Your movie was a ripoff.","Title text: I think I see a Mandelbrot set!","Leo: It seems like nothing has happened in other words.","Business, consumer, portable, desktop.","Whatever he did, it worked.","Old Mouse: What does it say?","Yea I mean lots of things like that that have happened.","What do you mean, you want a campus map?","Text: to my boot sector.","The following are x marks.","Note: Click to read context for the cancer comics.","LL SEND YOU THE MOVIE.","This guy with a degree said so!","For starters, there are like a thousand species of dinosaur.","The view enlarges to show a man sitting at another desk.","Sizes based on best figures I could find but involved some guesswork.","The man is standing with wings attached to his arms.","Middle Figure: We have a decision.","What do you mean?","THE GOOGLE MAPS TEAM CAN NO LONGER HELP YOU, BUT IF YOU MASTER THE WOLF, HE WILL GUIDE YOU.","It struggles to right itself.","Girl is holding a bloody pipe.","Man: Someone is WRONG on the internet.","An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.","The Presidential Limo is being driven at high speed.","Core members with access to new, unreleased features.","Did I just see that?","Does time even exist here?","This is an exciting time.","Asia, Latin America, Africa, and the Middle East.","Person in Street: You know, from the beat frequency you can tell the difference in timing of the two signals.","What do you think of that?","Do you still want to move the deviation?","One is holding a clipboard.","He trades in his keys again.","Hatman is holding something, perhaps a cosh, in his left hand.","SEE HOW IT SPINS?","Person is standing next to a pile of rubble, on the phone with a friend.","LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW?","How do people live here?","Title text: Within five minutes of the Singularity appearing, somebody will suggest defragging it.","The man is holding up a sheet of paper, and the woman is scribbling.","WE HEAD OUT, OKAY?","On one screen, it shows the man writing on one.","Did you have fun?","Geometer, holding a compass and straightedge, looks sad.","Person: Things seem unreal.","The first person is at a laptop.","Spiders move into the thing, and start weaving webs on it.","Person on pier: So the kayak travels through time?","The hole is closed, revealing a formation of ripped paper.","Man with hat: And over here we have the labyrinth guards.","Bases and x points are marked, as well as dashed lines covering the field.","As I sink into his eyes I feel a hand on my shoulder, and I see Tycho smile at someone behind me.","Now they pulled it from the Mac App store because of issues about updating, certificate expiration problem that was a real issue with Apple.","Malcolm Gladwell ever wrote.","And I just love it.","THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DASH!","AND THE MUFFLER FALLS OFF.","They said, Leo, would you do this?","An algebra teacher by the name of Miss Lenhart, a former student, and a bystander.","George Carlin: The driver was gaining control.","And one of the Os was a zero?","But surely I owe you an accurate answer!","The display shows the viruses as they move through the network.","Guy: Check it out!","Please tell me what I must do so that nobody falls out of love.","Leia: I Love You.","An arrow nearer to home plate: Sharing root PWs.","Like five years ago.","Wil, do you have a landline?","Person: A quest is at hand!","Connr Clark, CTO at Eusocial Median Ventures.","The answers on the bottom are written upside down.","Diesel, so I sent him packing.","Guy: Your math is irrefutable.","He wants small engines, like us.","University Researchers Create Life in Lab!","MAN: There is no God.","Darth Vader is sitting between two people, at a table.","It will change and it has.","Guy: A business has to make money somehow.","The man is in front of an open box, with cash in his hand.","Reaching inside paper bag.","OH, COME ON, ANGEL.","Man and neighbor coming out of their apartments.","The GERKE BEER has no superior in the world.","Huge storm out of nowhere!","But THIS guy, he might be for real!","The problem is between your office and the modem.","The first guy continues to the right and comes across a woman.","Man: Wait, that ended up sounding optimistic.","Accept, you consent to our use of cookies and other tracking technologies.","It feels unethical but I find myself wanting to keep quiet about the science just to know for sure.","Three people are standing around pawns and a die.","Narrator: This generation is going to have some weird nostalgia.","While the government might promise it would not prosecute an individual for checking Facebook at work, we are not at liberty to take prosecutors at their word in such matters.","Subtitle: I think I look for meaning in the wrong places sometimes.","Girl: They said if I were captured I should take my own life.","Girl sitting at computer.","Buns still typing on the laptop.","Woman: And they should center it around some character we already know, someone we never get tired of watching.","Hat guy wins again.","BY A THIN GAY NAZI.","Committee Members: Get Him!","Our press conference will be such a letdown!","Man: So does the carpet match the drapes?","Alt: Chuck Jones is a vengeful god.","Girl in your bio class wearing one of your shirts.","What has been generally understood as cultured society is rapidly deteriorating into baseness and voluntary ignorance.","Friend: I wanted to be prepared, so I looked up a sex walkthrough video.","Enclosed are my results.","Man: I like to get back to nature by coming out here to the server room.","Title text: Oh God, the tornado picked up snakes!","Please stand by, while we are checking your browser.","Woman: Okay, you remember that my father was in the WTC North Tower, right?","The person keeps running.","Title text: It has a section on motherboard beep codes that lists, for each beep pattern, a song that syncs up well with it.","You are marked as online.","Elaine Roberts: I THINK WE SHOULD STAB BAD GUYS.","The woman stares at him.","HAL: I think you know why, Dave.","There is a binary Christmas tree, with each node a ball, and lights strung between parent and child nodes.","Klout first, and not one of my friends trying to get me punched.","The view focuses on the second person.","DANCER HELD FOR QUESTIONING.","IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING.","Frogger is standing by the side of the road, looking out into traffic, which includes several semis and a couple sedans.","The bowstring vibrates for effect.","So speaking of books, Wally Lamb, he wrote a great book and I think I listened to it on Audible called This Much is True.","IS OUT THERE TONIGHT!","Hat Guy: And the dumbest thing about emo kids is that.","And were eventually noticed.","The children stand around Ms.","Son is sitting on the floor playing video games.","TO THE FUNHOUSE INSTEAD?","One with a huge budget, a good choreographer, and a great director.","Woman: They should have sent a poet.","Why on earth would you care about that?","The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.","We contemplate the reality of our existence in mute, vulcanized horror.","Social Media Consultant Channel.","Both are wearing headsets with microphones.","Beret guy: Oh, that sounds like fun!","Thomas and His Friends Help Out This altered idea of Thomas and His Friends Help Out is to go with my altered Thomas and Friends US VHS timeline.","If you miss a turn, forget an appointment, or give someone inaccurate information, they alert you.","Well you understand the one people for one thing.","Adult: The mark of a secret society.","Man: Get the hell off my hood before I start driving and fling you into traffic.","Good lord; listening to internet arguments all day?","Teacher: So, kids, the air above the wing travels a longer distance, so it has to go faster to keep up.","Get back to work!","Me: The spark gap might be off.","What else you want to plug?","HOTEL IJARSH, Wednesday, Sept.","Scientist: Then, it will pop free and float to the surface.","What are my risk factors?","The woman types on her computer.","But just means that they are responsible every single option.","Replay of various scenes from The Matrix.","The man is pushing the woman through a door.","CHICKEN WINGS OR SOMETHING.","Edward chases him down to rescue him.","Instead of a search engine.","The hat falls down over his head.","Slowly but surely, a skeptical Thomas gains a respect for Trevor the traction engine.","Any minute, there could be a crash.","Man: Did you ever figure out those mysterious woodchips?","Never trust an unstable asymptotic giant branch star.","Janeane Garafolo on a motorcycle.","Man: This Tuesday will be huge!","And I think it became clear, I have to say Tim Cook is kind of toned this war down considerably.","The woodpecker pulls on the ribbon tying the present closed.","You know what your problem is?","Hat Guy: Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass.","Phone: Do you think I could mail a running chainsaw to someone?","Reporter and a Scientist are facing each other, sitting in chairs.","JIM DAVIS, THROW OFF YOUR COMMERICIAL SHACKLES.","But a good rover would keep going.","Dorothy: That was easy.","Musical notes surround an italic line, suggesting the man is singing.","Star Wars will be quoted for the last time.","The woman towards a mailbox.","LL GIVE IT A TRY.","Man: Mm, that IS delicious.","Behind him is a house with a lawn.","Second Girl: My boyfriend proposed to me.","Narrator: I understand now.","You have to actually put them in charge.","Also, is it worth it if she throws up?","Outside, under a crescent moon.","She sounds just like my crazy ex.","Title text: This is how I explain computer problems to my cat.","YOU TO MAKE YOUR OWN MOVIE.","The above note is sandwiched in sideways in between the Stuffed French Toast and Ham and Egg Melt.","Some modern writers even described them rearing up and breaking like surfing waves.","The groom puts his hands to his head in confusion.","First man is now pointing to a chart.","Tier Is a bargain.","Structure of a US Cell Phone number.","Is Ford still the mayor?","Dickinson be required to.","Man: To mess with our advertisers.","Title text: There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter!","At home with the Heisenbergs.","They were feeling very pleased with themselves.","Positive match: Check it out!","That was my first and last direct contact.","The big stores are DRM free.","Guy: Read the sign.","Douglas continues to narrate.","Have you seen John lately?","Ephemeral literature is driving out the great classics of the present and the past.","Title text: I spent more time trying to get an audible.","It looked like pimples only was very mach smaller.","Game by Orson Scott Card.","Friends created by Britt Allcroft.","Hatboy: Your face is glue.","Panel title: It means having someone call your cell phone to figure out where it is.","All: Look at these people.","And really explains why the LLC.","Two people are having a conversation.","But in a very funny way.","Does this mirror your observations?","Welcome to the AAA Club!","Stick figure smashes the keyboard into the monitor.","First Man: Remember when Aeris died in FFVII?","Call at office for price ana terms.","Stephen Hawking: I thought maybe later we should go see a movie.","Full scene is revealed: the men are standing at the edge of a huge canyon in a rocky, barren landscape.","Morgan Freeman: Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap.","The wires lead to a large lie detector on a stand next to him, which has jagged lines drawn across it.","Woman shoots marshmallow gun.","Subtitle: How did you think it was spelled?","Two men are nearby.","POLICE INSPECTOR STRIPPER ARRIVES.","Why is there a set of legs in the microwave?","The majority of these places are actually in the northern half.","LIKE MY FORTUNE READ.","He flips it off.","Figure A points at Prometheus.","The woman stands proudly in front of the computer.","Guy: Oh man, it all started with this hacker girl.","Are nervous diseases increasing?","Is that a problem?","Outside, Adrian Lamo is helping Elaine Roberts over a barbed wire fence.","VOD from all major services including Amazon, Google, and Apple.","Do they have to?","Unseen speaker: OH GOD!","Cost to buy an ad on every story on a major news site every day until the election.","TURN LEFT ON COMSTOCK.","The person has brought along a head of cabbage, a goat, and a wolf.","The History of the Ancient World: From the Earliest Accounts to the Fall of Rome.","Duck: Beg pardon Sir!","HAND LAUNDRV company to this state, nd to show them the advantages of the Roosevelt dam from a scenic viewpoint.","Because she bought the Page.","Presence of skeleton signals that request is progressively loaded.","Are you asking me to show her a mediocre time?","How to write good code.","It comes from the Cannibal Cop case.","Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.","Petaluma, so people can see in the window.","Female: Rivulets of water run down her chest, the smooth body of the guitar firm against her hips.","Linguists and cryptographers have been stumped for decades.","Neil Gaiman called Good Omens that is hysterical.","Title text: I have a thing for corrupt women.","Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art.","Then he mailed me a scone.","Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren Buffet kind of unilaterally determining the future of the world?","Cuticura Soap w ill And it best for skin and scalp.","First Guy: Me neither.","Don Quixote sits mounted at the top of a hill, lance at the ready.","This procedure is repeated until all stars are covered.","Title text: Forever comparing, never evaluating on any external scale.","The man is lying bleeding on the diving board, the ninja is still unconscious on the pool.","Astronaut: The earth bathed in eternal darkness?","London four years prior.","The Burning Bush of Exodus fame speaks to Moses, who is shielding himself with his arm, as if a great gust of wind is overtaking him.","Along the first base line: Passing notes.","Beret Guy and the portal in the third frame, and the same two people in the fourth frame.","Ponytailed stick figure: Should I ask?","Guy: Are you sure you thought this through?","You guys all have that dream, right?","Two police officers stand at an apartment door.","Man: At least, the parts of it _you_ frequent.","The northern peninsula of Tech Blogs contains places such as Gizmodo, Engadget, Joystiq, and Kotaku.","Start using your time more effectively with stamps.","WHEN I HEAR HER SING.","The person in it is on his phone, using Twitter.","The girl, older, is standing at a desk.","LL WASH THE DISHES.","Narrator: An eternity really.","Mayer making a lot of decisions around the margins.","You are in a dark, outdoor map.","The patient appears to be shocked.","TO MAKE MY OWN GRAVY.","Man: I know just the guy.","Above the line are labeled brackets.","UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, SERVO?","Closeup on the man.","Nav start should be logged at this place only if request is NOT progressively loaded.","The blimp advances minutely.","The front page of a newspaper entitled The Daily News.","The system thinks this message is spam.","Large vortex, spinning water covers the whole panel.","Another man is sitting at a separate desk.","Figure A: Prometheus has stolen fire from the Gods!","Diagrams of flowing currents.","Sign in to see videos available to you.","Who would pay for that?","Stunned, the man wearing the beret looks down at the cord he carries.","If they both come up as six, it lies to us.","This is the Doctor Who you want to see.","You were in Honolulu just yesterday.","George Carlin: A few days later, when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western engine.","Grand Day Out in a raucous roller coaster ride of discovery and invention.","Did you hear that?","Ponytail: Jelly beans cause acne!","Not just one world.","Wherefore this demonic in\u017ftrument?","Gary Gygax leaning over his briefcase.","People outside this radius may get woord of the quake via Twitter, IRC, or SMS BEFORE the shaking hits.","We hit it off, opened up, shared secrets, and talked about everything.","Man: I thought you were gone forever!","He wanted to, and he did fund, a huge initiative around tax reform.","The undersigned has been appointed aud ll Of uallfied as Administrator of the estate oseph Beamer.","And it was a miserable failure.","Title text: Before you say anything, no, I know not to leave my computer sitting out logged in to all my accounts.","Another has a model of a lunar lander.","Second man is now standing next to the ball.","Duck put every ounce of wait and steam against the cars.","It was produced by Clearwater Features Ltd.","Only go for the hallucinations.","TELL ME MINE, WILL YA?","The couple is standing in front of the computer; one person is at the keyboard, the other standing back wearing a towel.","Guy: So you can come up with a song title fitting any tag combination?","What Would Escher Do?","One man sits before a computer on a desk while another stands behind him.","Washington Post because Bezos gives it to me for cheap.","The man runs off screen.","UH, YEAH, YOU DID, ACTUALLY.","Holiday tip: Coinstar does not handle chocolate coins well.","THANK YOU, CISSY AND CISSY.","This is the week of Code.","Create your own Watch Party or watch the video by yourself.","The left column describes various levels of skill for the most capable computers in decreasing performance against humans.","WHAT YOU SAW IN HER.","Nash, I think those gals over there are eyeing us.","The panels are arranged top to bottom.","Both: Wait, who are you?","Person: I doubt it.","Those who have been divorced.","Providing access to an accurate historical record allows researchers to analyze such records in the context of their original expression.","When the police bust drug hideouts, I sneak in and hide.","Next to a picture of a website.","It really depends on whether or not you use Apple or Android.","Ringo Starr: Said the barber.","This mad science is getting out of hand.","This guy was a thief possibly.","Narrator: Said the driver.","One has a beret and the other has a bun.","SHRIMP OUT OF SHAKE?","Harvard Management Company invests the endowment so that they can always have a lot of money to give to Harvard.","The other man clicks a switch.","The Arizona Memory Project provides access to the wealth of primary sources in Arizona archives, museums, libraries, and other cultural institutions.","The great thing about this douchebag deadman switch is that I will never dare trigger it.","GONNA SHOVE OFF, MIKE.","Chart showing possible combinations of spoons a forks.","Man: I try not to let it affect my life too much.","Jury is still there.","HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW.","Exhibit label: Mommies get big tummies before babies come because the stork likes chubby girls.","Subtitle: My goal: To make enough money to hire Jeremy Irons, the voice of Scar from The Lion King, to follow me around and do my dialogue.","That patent is not something you can say was just yours, so.","This collection includes World War I materials from the collections of the State Library and State Archives of North Carolina.","Narrator: Uh, not a lot.","Well, fourscore and seven years ago your MOM brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal!","Man: Hey, a tape measure!","Hey these guys have so much money.","All day cooped up working on papers.","Our show to you today brought to you by stamps.","Ordered this in at an IHOP in Rochester, New York.","They have a Thomas the Tank Engine that talks to you.","Enter your email address and get started.","So I got a set of actuarial tables and spent twenty minutes telling him when all his childhood heroes would likely die.","UH, THANK YOU, OBSERVER.","My hobby: Following field biologists around and interpreting everything they say as code phrases.","When the day came, I went to the spot and waited.","But the past was much too cramped!","Sitting Man: Why does my script keep dying?","MAN IN BERET: Because the future is an adventure!","The first man is lying outside of the frame, second man points and laughs.","Man extends his arm and faces the leaving person.","Person: My laptop is there.","Neo takes BOTH pills from Morpheus.","The first person holds up the cup to look at the bottom.","Playing liard te get, bah?","We should probably talk about this before the wedding.","Your gravitational pull is pretty severe.","Title text: And they both react poorly to showers.","They only look all formal and professional due to careful cropping.","And to provide some transatlantic perspective, once again.","Beef looks sorry and Ray looks annoyed.","Girl: You watched the tape?","When a letter cost nine pence, it seemed but fair to try to make it worth nine pence.","Eagles appear and then disappear a couple of times.","Then I realized, with creeping horror, that they were serious.","That would be very bad.","Wait a minute, hold on.","Woman: Man, paleontology sucks these days.","Boy: I thought that one reply was all I ever needed!","Many people are dancing around him.","Woman: What if you just end up with lots of crap?","ALL those movies are.","Text: We had a fight last night.","Four soldiers are preparing to enter a battlefield; their leader addresses them.","Knuth: What would you use?","Lincoln stands before an audience.","Pizza Guy: Pizza delivery!","Woman: Was she as good as them?","First voice: Problem: One of the volunteer developers has a date this weekend.","If the manufacturers were not banded in trusts and associationsif they did not fix the selling priees of their products, their protection would have nq value.","This incident will be reported.","Man enters darkened room, where woman waits by window.","Black Hat Guy: Or dressing as an intern to sneak into operating rooms, in case a patient dies and you can watch them harvest organs.","Man: Hey, cute netbook.","Alt text: I was there, dude.","Is that a strategy guy?","Doo, Where Are You!","Man: Well, at least humans are still better at, uh, coming up with reassuring parables about things humans are better at?","And remember that you are always making up the future as you go.","Not hair: Definitely not spending every day consumed with worry over stupid things I never talk to anyone about.","So remember: if you want a collection you can count on, PIRATE IT.","Which device is your feedback for?","Saved Items, even if you are logged in.","Man: This is the boss.","Man: Maybe I should try your sister instead.","WELL, WHAT THE HECK?","Two characters are silhouetted on a hill.","Title text: I wanted us to try finding an approximate numeric solution, but noooo.","First Guy: What time is it?","Black Hat Man is working peacefully at his computer when an annoying little brat runs up behind him and goes.","Very important to realize that Apple is incredibly savvy in how they present themselves.","HAD TO OF HAPPENED.","The plane lands, a pilot steps out and waves to the crowd.","Man: You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.","Talk about can you only have an eye in one direction?","Hat man is standing on an escalator as it ascends.","The other guy stares at the board.","Alt: I woke up to find that I had scrawled the last line of this sleepily on a sheet of paper on my desk.","George: Oh, glory, look at that!","Title text: Parents: talk to your kids about popup blockers.","THE CHEERING COMING FROM?","Label: I feel uncomfortable when my computer physically struggles with me.","Narrator: I SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE PUMPS.","YOU TOLD ME ABOUT?","Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can explain what the matrix is.","Man: Oh God, a little girl is trapped down this well!","The carolers stand in silence.","SEE who was right.","Woman: Remember last week when we dug up all those Indian bones and made puppets out of them?","Woman: You used hot glue on your wing joints and you have friends into Greek mythology.","Black hat man turns back to Combover and produces a notepad and pen.","These bubbles are also all connected to each other.","Narrator: Some of this feels familiar.","How do I steeeeer!","Friday: Three grey clouds with a single lightning bolt.","Also, at some point, sex.","The man has a dog on a leash.","Maybe I just need to let go, relax, and let my instincts and subconscious speak.","You were the announcer in the sky mounties.","Unseen Speaker: OH GOD!","Am I allowed to use the standard libraries?","The Apple watch makes me a way more polite person.","Hat Guy: Stealth carpentry.","IN THE QUAIL EGGS.","AND MY LADY IS THE SEA.","Person is playing a video game.","Those letters are faded and mixed with a faded version of the next panel.","Gordon: I hope so.","The final panel is silent.","Man leans on desk; Woman sits behind desk.","My flight was a success!","TRAVELS FROM THE WHEEL?","Preparations for the races at Tort collect his protection himself.","SO I STICK UP FOR YOU WHEN I CAN.","What if someone broke out of a hypothetical situation in your room right now?","One is holding a sheet of paper, another is holding a book, the third is holding a scythe.","Man: How was Christmas?","Surrounded by boring mysteries.","They stand on a scale of purity with the left end representing less purity and the right representing more purity.","Mouseover: Sure, we could stop dictators and pandemics, but we could also make the signs on every damn diagram make sense.","Bed man: What is it?","Premium Gallery to join the discussion.","The other scientist is on the phone.","Man: Looking forward to seeing your new place!","Duck: Beg pardon, Sir.","Fortunately she went brunette.","Who are dedicated to getting this thing working?","It is the positive quarter of a coordinate grid with the zeroes marked.","Manage your online status.","Hey look I got Linux running on my tonsils!","The voice comes from a phone inside the car.","Beret guy: Imagining is fun!","Child: Can make someone else feel happy or sad, which is literally the only thing that matters in this stupid world?","The guy in the hat turns around to look at the other guy.","Two people are gathered around a computer.","Windows machines networked together, hooked up to an incoming pipe from the net.","Luc Picard and Deanna Troi stand next to each other, looking off to the right.","There is a geographical border on a map; the front edge of the wave of the quake is shown, with the front edge of the wave of tweets surpassing it.","Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave indeed.","The room is still.","Figure: Ok, I get it.","Man: A sudden rush of perspective.","Broom first, then slippers.","There is a picture of external female genitalia.","The woman is sitting at a desk with several books and a laptop.","Friend: Did you get the virus from Kazaa?","If you know what I mean.","Near the shortstop: Dry humping.","Man: I really need to organize the game cupboard.","GREAT DEAL SQUARE HOUSE DOOR IN FRONT!","Man: Eh, screw good practice.","Same as every other creamery.","Donald and Douglas come to the rescue and bring him back in time for the party.","Title text: I hear in some places, you need one form of ID to buy a gun, but two to pay for it by check.","He holds his hand out to the other children.","Another stands behind him, talking.","Where are the bodies buried?","Man is packing luggage.","Hat Guy: Got three mimes, too.","They walk on past the flower.","The two have set up a chessboard on a stool between them, the guy in the hat playing from his chair, the other guy standing.","The balloon ascends rapidly, while the startled figure looks up.","Nothing else can be seen.","And you get the new, this is the Winter Winston with a copper handle.","Person: Can you pass the salt?","Ron Paul is the only candidate who offers us a real choice!","Man: Okay, listen, are you a zombie?","Hey man, which way to the airpart?","Megan, at her computer: My wifi signal!","Please enter a user name.","There is a diagram which shows the hours in a week.","Each comic had to be written and drawn in five minutes.","OI an Wert ennntv.","Title text: You may point out that this very retreat into ironic detachment while still clearly participating in the thing in question is the very definition of contemporary hipsterdom.","Should I try it later?","HEY, ARE THINGS THAT BAD?","Guy: Between them they have practically every virus.","Three people sit at a table.","By I hacked the audio fingerprint database feat.","Nathan: On my mark, override the remote differential and throw her into a spin.","Please select a device.","Which I won, by the way.","It seems to not have been updated in ages.","Building in behavioral easter eggs is a fair retaliation!","This should be an occasion to mull what kind of society we want to live in and who should fund our general society needs and how.","Those are the two things that drive me nuts.","Neighbourhood scamps on the wireless.","Person: The south tower, in a simultaneous but unrelated plot, was brought down by actual terrorists.","The sailor sits down and scratches his head in confusion as the bubble floats away.","Mike is up to.","Man: Sure it is.","Now you can browse and discover deviations, posts, groups, and more, faster than ever.","Come check this out.","Is that why they do that?","General: You know, this may become a problem.","Diagram outlining the true structure of a US Cell Phone number.","Better get a bulk rate on wedding cake.","Title text: Biologists play reverse Pok\u00e9mon, trying to avoid putting any one team member on the front lines long enough for the experience to cause evolution.","Man: I never noticed that!","It feels like the eye of Mordor.","Though which series will be done in which week?","Us ifs flavo mikmgpotcmy hall bear squalid sqllahd poverty.","They must reforge the sword of my fathers.","Did he fire six shots or only five?","Ron Paul: Very well.","Uniud tb arid Eiiquizt.","Stallman: You know, Roberts, GNU could use a good coder like you.","Other figure: Sounds reasonable.","WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?","Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.","But I stand by what I said.","The man holds the keyboard in front of him.","The door has been broken down.","You could at least not wear the lab coat everywhere, dude.","Title Text: No one wants an explanation more than us.","Fred, please come out.","Especially nice because we can talk about Tech, the toy store instead of talking about guns and depressing sad stories, of which there are an ample supply.","But I try to look at it with a Universal mind.","Our UAVs follow you and learn your schedule.","Friends: All Engines Go!","Cadbury eggs by the handful all season and feel no worse about it than I do about soda?","Researcher: The eagle has left the nest.","Do you know what happens when you fire sodium pellets into a snowbank?","Female cousin: It says my XORG is broken.","It discusses derivatives, liquid assets, public debt by nation and GDP by continent, culminating with the total economic production of the human race to date.","Standing outside the Airport.","RESIDENTIAL PARK Its ill Phoenix, and with all the improvements the other sections will have to pay to ft later on.","Well, not all grown up.","Kinky, probably Sherman, will make a speech.","So far so good.","News Anchor: Attempts to reach the nominee at home were unsuccessful.","Only your ignorance stands in the way.","Tina Fey read Bossypants.","Out in a field, not another car for miles, silence but for the rain drumming on the sunroof, warm thick folds of the blanket hiding wordless fingertip games.","Person having a drink at said water fountain.","LL BE RIGHT BACK.","Woman: Is it going to rain this weekend?","Diagram showing the fractions of fork and spoon in each item.","If we join you against the chemists, will you train your fleshy minions to leave us alive?","Man: You look different.","AND SINGS AT WEDDINGS.","Out of Frame Garden Owner: MY VEGETABLE GARDEN!","Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!","Hatboy: You try to scream, but your mouth fills with glue.","Most of the value of Yahoo.","There is a graph, showing time vs.","Title text: This happens in geek circles every so often.","Woman: Man, sex has all these crazy social rules.","Or did that disappear?","Title Text: My first try at drawing a real face in years.","Welcome to Ohio Memory!","After they free Henry from a snowdrift, the other engines are determined to help both of them stay on Sodor, as the one returning home will be turned into scrap.","Their behavior and their statements to the press that we can use to understand what does Apple think their business is and where are they going and why do they make the decisions they make?","When I was going through some difficult times as a kid, I would go up on the roof and look through my telescope.","You might want to sit down.","Title text: For a thousand generations we vowed never to forget how his soldiers feasted on our brother Stephen.","Boston, for Its pzzz!","THINK WE HAVE IT.","Person with beret: Sure!","IRC channel last night looking for Java help.","Exhibit: A bunch of molecules hang from the ceiling.","Fizzy Lifting Drink scene, but it was ultimately cut from the final release.","Person: Mom, I met a great guy!","The man and woman are now both looking at their phones.","On the Thursday night, it opens a week from Thursday.","Second man in front of a large computer terminal jumps out of chair after hearing the first man mumble.","LL GO WITH YOU.","The woman clicks on her computer while talking.","Long hair person: Yes?","Lines point from the group of people to the bar, then to the party or dinner, then from dinner to the party and vice versa, as well as leaving the panel or entering the panel in several other directions.","Black hat guy: It detects when someone near you is wearing Google Glass and shines a laser pointer at their eyepiece.","All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists.","Hat Guy: I LIKE my hat.","Chairman: An unorthodox move, sure.","In the market for a short time at a bargain.","DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT?","It is all brilliant.","TWICE the horizontal resolution of my cell phone.","Two people are sitting on chairs.","Cookies is always active and cannot be disabled.","Pirate doctor laser monkey!","The woman looks down at the clipboard.","Man at computer: Ouch.","Charlie bit my finger.","Woman: Is this a three wolf moon shirt?","Error; You have exceeded your Verizon monthly bandwidth cap.","Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time.","As a copyright holder and small business owner, I oppose SOPA and PIPA.","G\u00f6del: Anything not on your list.","In a dark and confusing world, you burn brightly.","In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.","Yahoo Japan, also worth billions.","Reporter: What the hell kind of apartment has a moat?","ACTUALLY PART OF HIS SKIN?","Radiation from the Actinum content.","Graph is shown, on the Y axis, My Overall Health, on the X axis, Time.","And with things unresolved with Megan, can I really commit enough to make that kind of decision?","Woman: They are about this big.","Man with Beret: NO.","FROM HIS ANKLES DOWN.","Each adjective is listed with approximate red and blue values, in that order.","Man on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.","Computer: Wanna go get food later?","The three people again.","Cookbook, and Our Bodies, Ourselves.","Human: The problem with scientists is that you take the wonder and beauty out of everything by trying to analyze it.","For reproduction information on specific digital items, please contact the individual holding institution.","TO THE STATE FAIR.","Narrator: HOW SMALL I REALLY AM.","Jt several times t and stc?","Man on a laptop: Late?","People reading our articles will see our intelligence, recognize how clear and logical our arguments are, and insist that we be put in charge, so we can fix everything!","All I could hear was sobbing.","Child: Mom, can I have a snack in my room before bed?","Girl stands up as the chair falls over completely.","Woman: The ones in the hallway?","Man shoots woman with marshmallow gun from offpanel.","The woman shakes the mug.","The groom steps back in surprise.","Title text: I read in this one article that the breaking of electroweak symmetry is the reason we have SOULS.","Next to it is a bookshelf.","Next to the tree are a kid and his or her parents.","Minor roads also allow travel between the rings.","Boy: I could ask you out, and move on with my life if you said no.","Maybe if you start with.","On the kick drum is a picture of a hedge clipper.","The manufacturers would not have any one to collect it for them and hand it over to them, as the farmers have.","Title text: There, I showed you it.","Art is anything you can get away with.","AND STRAP YOURSELF IN SECURELY.","Title text: They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one.","Hey forget about it.","USB devices, you know.","NOT TO MAKE YOU DEPRESSED.","The woman looks at her phone.","NEXT TO ETHEL KENNEDY, I MUST SAY.","Your book features pictures of hot, clothed guys cooking, doing laundry and vacuuming.","Girl is shown slamming door and walkng to boy to get a hug.","Two people sitting at a desk.","IS OUT OF CONTROL.","These waves travel through the electromagnetic field.","Holocaust was an acceptable alternative.","Android: Remove your pants.","Turns out according to the Centers for Disease Control, people who have cell phones but no landlines are more likely to binge drink, more likely to smoke, more likely be uninsured.","OF ARCH HALL JR.","US postage the instant you need it, right from your desk.","Two RIAA agents attack Elaine and Stallman.","Little Miss Daddy Issues over there were _made_ for each other.","Apple, something is very wrong.","It appears to be the torn paper of the comic itself.","Title text: Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.","One of them is pushing something with a stick.","What would that imply?","Wil Harris from the UK, Katie Benner from the New York Times, and Jason Snell from Six Colors, Stop Spying and talks about lots of things.","Woman: How long can it take to read a scan?","Normal guy: I will have not part in this.","And does Fluffles know more than she is saying?","Below the waist, but.","She has a bucket full of pink liquid next to her, and a bucket full of purple liquid in her hands.","Man: English should be the national language.","This type of file can harm your computer!","Exhibit: Four magnets hang from a square arch.","Get me a new one.","Scientist: The name is misleading.","The man turns back to the Hat Man, still sitting at the computer.","Acres in Union townshiu.","Sorry, that accusation expires after one use per conversation.","The girl looks up at her thought bubble with a question over her head.","Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew had prevented a serious accident.","How could you enjoy abusing a filesystem like that?","Nevertheless, our hearts and prayers go out to people in San Bernadino.","Lecturer: Consider this pale blue dot.","YOU WISH YOUR FORTUNES TOLD?","The frame shows a wide view of Amelia again, she stops waving.","Emperor has dissolved the MIT computer science program permamently.","The person jumps, trying to grab the lowest ball.","Second person: Her exes say the same thing happened to them.","There was a network error, please reload the page to reconnect.","Well because there was a lot of mistrust around Facebook in the early days of the company.","Person applies strip to face.","Thank you for confirming your email address.","The man is still looking at his phone, the woman has hers at her side.","Being brave is about you do, even when you do feel scared.","Katie, you have one.","Maybe the boring parts build character.","The requested URL was not found on this server.","He was convicted on all counts.","But it overlooks an even simpler argument.","Lots of promising leads.","REMIND ME NEVER TO CROSS BOBO.","Policeman: No, George, just two dead bodies and a lot of blood.","TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!","Except climate; we fucked that one up.","Now that other writers have a real source, they repeat the fact.","Einstein was famed for his Gedankedank.","Apple Bluetooth keyboard, and the in case origami.","Exhibit: A rocket ship.","HAS MADE HER EVIL.","NEED A NEW ATLAS?","If we hit it off, how will I deal with that?","Everyone knows that makes it impossible for a few persistent voices to dominate the discussion.","SQUIRREL know about mental health?","Guy and girl are standing together.","This is silly, of course.","AN ORDER UP, SUSAN.","This is shown with a red arrow.","BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IT.","Second Man: Just like your mom.","Ringo Starr: Duck felt happier with Edward and set to work at once.","HE WAS GOING OUT OF HIS MIND.","Steady as she goes.","Hat Programmer: Different tasks call for different conventions.","SEE YOU LATER, MADISON.","Black Hat Guy: Aww.","And one of the nice things about being an Audible subscriber is those books are in your library forever.","One of which will need at least two drivers.","Girl: Jetpack ferret pizza lawyer!","TO MAKE A LIVING.","We just started the animated series!","Narrator: if you think the minutes in your morning lecture are taking a long time for _YOU_.","We had a great studio audience today.","WHEN THE WIFE LEFT?","Title text: For some reason, my childhood suspension of disbelief had no problem with the fact that this ancient galaxy is full of humans, but was derailed by language.","The reporter is stating on the red carpet in front of a full crowd.","Sign on exhibit: Measure your middle finger.","Narrator: Despite years of studying physics, I still find gyroscopes a little freaky.","IS THERE A PROBLEM?","Tune in to find out.","In my day, we only had atoms!","Monroe has been missing for several days.","Hat Guy: Ok, listen carefully.","Chv Clay shodld b dele it d he should cur IOUO.","Oklahoma: A covered pot, dripping with boilover.","Title text: But the rules of writing are like magic spells.","Just Snell is here.","Ali Baba which, Ali Baba is kind of like the Amazon of China, right?","The classical thing of like taking an egg and you know, baking it on the pavement.","When your opponent picks a move, zoom in on the region of the grid where they went.","Local business advertisements were plentiful as rates were reasonable and allowed businesses to reach a number of households in the area.","My relationships with my friends and family may not fare well.","Between them and the city stands an embassy flying a red flag.","If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices.","He drives off, whistling.","WBM puts his case on a table and opens it to reveal it is full of cash.","Jurassic Park opened, and I still size up buildings for their potential as shelter against velociraptor attacks.","As he swims further toward it, his flashlight starts to cut out.","BUT WE CAN STILL USE THEM IN EQUATIONS.","Finally, I love this article in New York Magazine.","OUR RUNAWAY CHILDREN TO US!","Image of a star cluster.","Your logo shows up if you want.","Upgrade which I do with Mike Hurley which is the like traditional people talk about tech for two hours kind of show.","Thank you for subscribing.","Where can I look that up?","Doctor: Okay, the head is starting to crown.","Heavy snow has fallen on Sodor, but Donald and Douglas are used to it, using their snowploughs to clear the line.","Guy: Good morning, Blaster.","Everyone else as Themselves Transcript: Narrator: All the steam engines like helping out as much as they can, just to show that most of them have a good streak in them somewhere.","The two curves intersect at two points close to the middle.","WOMAN INTO A MUSICAL.","One Ring is dangling from a necklace in the other.","Someone is talking to Alice.","Man: But today, the pattern of lights is ALL WRONG!","The horizontal axis is time.","The next piece is simply a very long brick.","RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A FERRY?","Julia Stiles: Do you know anything about hackers?","VAN DOWN OLD MINE ROAD.","The car on the right is a sporty hatch back, it has similar stickers on the rear window, with an adult male and adult female.","This means that I need to get my old federal records from the Chinese criminal overlords and not the Chinese government.","Louis they found a gigantic winch.","Narrator: a new breed of scientists has emerged.","The second guy shrugs in a nonplussed manner, and the first guy leaves off the right side of the frame.","Using your work, I have proven that this equals the amount you requested.","You can see every statement Phil Schiller makes about every product is parallel with the others.","Title text: On one hand, every single one of my ancestors going back billions of years has managed to figured it out.","You can increase the amount depending on how well the investment goes.","However, you are able to transfer a site from one Wix account to another.","It was cool seeing the effects so clearly, so I got some friends to try different treatments in an impromptu study.","It turns out there was one guy.","In a few hundred more meals, the genetic algorithm should catch up to existing recipes and start to optimize.","What do you want to be when you grow up?","Kids are genetic experiments.","Where did you GET that?","Happiness climbs slightly more steadily and then dips again.","Title text: Give a man a fish, or he will destroy the only existing vial of antidote.","Book Rule: Open the front cover along the first vector and the back cover along the second.","He actually told the Times this.","Elaine still stalks the net.","Man with his hand on his chin, looking at a tree.","It was all coming apart.","WILL ENJOY OUR EXOTIC DANCERS.","Two men are talking.","CHARGES FOR A CURE within reach of all.","News Anchor: Why are you wearing a helmet, Tom?","Woman: Who do you think you are?","YOU DID IT, YOU FINALLY DID IT!","How do you think the Watcher would fare against a drenched Balrog?","One has a walking staff.","The couple are now standing in front of an altar.","Girl: But according to this email forward, Santa is secretly a Muslim!","Out of the way, little steamie!","The woman stands talking to the little girl, who is still looking at her book.","Conversation is said to be a lost art.","Cobwebs and hair grow; the desk and chairs fall into disrepair.","This one is mostly by my little brother, Doug.","Ii if mt Lltexeii.","They were pioneers who got stranded and likely resorted to cannibalism.","WHAT KIND OF THINGS?","Man wearing headphones with a briefcase and a laptop.","At what angle should you run to maximize the time you stay alive?","The blonde woman is at the wheel of a car, the brunette hanging out the window and holding a camera.","Person in Street: So, wanna hang out later?","Narrator: Whistled George, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line.","Man: Wake up, sheeple!","This goes back to the Next days.","Voice: Er, hang on.","Clone: Take wrong turns.","The deviations will become visible to everyone.","Malcolm and Jewel: NO.","It also goes over water.","Rank, within a year from date.","The Railway Series by The Reverend W Awdry.","And sometimes you will be.","EXITS ARE NORTH, SOUTH, AND EAST, BUT ARE BLOCKED BY A SPECTRAL WOLF.","We decline to adopt the prosecution structure of the Computer Fraud Act which would criminalize the conduct of millions of ordinary computer users.","Beret: Can I plug my extension cord over here?","RE THIS DESIGNATED INTERNET PUNCHING BAG AMONG PEOPLE WHO ARE OTHERWISE DOWN WITH WEIRD FETISHES.","On a landline, yea.","Ringo Starr: He complained.","The management of the state fair has set apart special days for each political party.","Nephew: Lame story, Uncle Rob.","Closet full of board games which play themselves.","The X axis is unmarked.","Duck crashes into the barbershop, causing part of the wall to cave in.","Hatman: Did you know that if you stare at the sun just as it sets, you can see a green flash?","It says to every one protected.","All in all, the future will be okay!","Our copy of the Kama Sutra has a couple mistranslations.","The Apple watch is this unique sort of thing.","The course of the shark is shown, weaving around islands.","George put every ounce of weight and steam against the coaches.","Is it my new haircut?","Do you like this video?","Ponytailed stick figure facing stick figure, who is still sitting on the porch with his laptop.","Hatguy is writing in a journal.","The dad is holding a bottle.","The man continues to read from his.","SHE WAS A FINE GIRL.","You have caused confusion and delay!","Comment: You are like the prime numbers.","The bookshelf continues from the previous panel.","Either PBS needs to beef up studio security or I need to stop using Ambien to sleep.","Those who stayed behind.","THE THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE THEME?","The Furry begins to help the woman set up the kite.","Hat guy: And so I hired Rick Astley to show up at her party.","Louisiana: A boot with some gum stuck to the bottom of it.","Jason, I heard a rumor he was actually choosing you based on your looks.","An email will be sent to you.","Typically eight pages in length, the paper included a variety of content.","Ringo Starr: Laughed the trucks.","Maybe the answers lie within me.","Person in Car: Who are you?","This looks like a job for Science!","Man: We all hate Mondays.","Title text: You know what really helps an existential crisis?","The Elf is gone.","It shows an online video player, with what appears to be someone performing cunnilingus.","Cue angry letters from all seven fans of Xenocide.","Narrator: So I decided to simulate a universe.","He advanced that timeline a little bit.","Never mind the hours of simulation and testing I did.","Woman: Okay, but first hold the end of this diode.","Someone to impose some orders on this mess.","Wait a minute; have you brought me here before?","Realdoll, but to date it has been unable to outperform the human Seven Minutes in Heaven champion, Ken Jennings.","Hey, the room is getting smaller.","He got back in touch with me and let me know what was going on.","Dude: Argh, this is frustrating.","We generated video signals with a cathode ray tube.","The frame focuses on Jeffrey Rowland.","No women playing electric guitar in the shower.","Move This Deviation to a Premium Gallery?","Man: Should the cord be stretched across the room like this?","Girl: Please help me.","Add a catchy title.","Deeply tied with you in ways incomprehensible.","With many silken stitches; But father wears his fringes on The bottom of his breeches.","Can we try cycling day and night really fast?","Cadbury eggs worth of sugar.","Hey, that explains the kissing earlier.","The archer is now holding the boomerang, staring at it with confusion.","Friend: Why on earth did you make those wings?","Plumber: Who are you?","Narrator: But tonight I finally get my revenge.","Mario: Sometimes I stop right before the finish line.","Hold your keyboard up in front of you and look at the home row.","Join Prime to start a Watch Party for this video.","It did a lot but it was never bold enough.","Strips will be separated by two new lines.","Being: That does sound bad.","We will be glad to show you the place.","Thomas was helping to pull the cars away when Sir Topham Hatt arrived.","HOW DID YOU GET HIM UP HERE?","Arizona archives, museums, libraries, and other cultural institutions.","We are reading tea leaves here.","When it was packaged, was civilization using the Gregorian or Julian calendar?","Narrator: For video compression.","Man: You hurt my feelings yesterday.","The man and woman are in a boat on a lake, very romantic.","Title text: November marks the birthday of Charles Schulz, pioneer of tongue awareness.","Man: Excuse me, but REAL programmers use butterflies.","The front page of a newspaper appears instead of a third panel.","Oh, glory, look at that!","UH, WAS SHE MAD?","What more do you want?","Words are painted in white on a black road.","Text: Actual Actual Reality: Nobody really cares about his secrets.","Thank you so much for being here.","Professor: Well, evidence suggests that they were not.","LOOK YOU OVER HERE.","Tuesdays we offer endless wings.","Sometimes the best fun looks like boredom.","Picard: Their language must be based on folklore and metaphor!","Swift is not part of this yet.","Oh my God, I am not getting into that conversation.","WELL, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?","By what \u017forcery does it produce \u017fuch \u017founds?","Chat: Keeping focus, lift the keyboard over your head.","The wing segments fall off the man and he tumbles downward.","YOU BET YOU WILL.","For those of us who have it, we already paid for it.","Ayn Rand fans on the same train!","The horizontal axis is labeled time.","An hourglass appears over the computer.","Add your update here.","You end up selling them on Ebay to unsuspecting people.","People closer to the bottom of the escalator are looking horrified at the scene ahead of them.","Man: I guess I was mixed up.","Person: What an asshole.","The person is standing with their head well above cloud level as clouds swim around them.","TO GET USED TO A NEW STYLE, MIKE.","Made Comparisons Monster was finally defeated, it had eaten enough people to fill a stadium and devastated an area the size of Rhode Island.","Hat Guy: Hi, Cory.","The upper left corner overlaps.","Panel shows speaker with her hands in a bowl of ice.","George Carlin: Duck felt happier with Edward, and set to work at once.","Another man on a telephone.","Then you can add it here.","Senators: Senior senators first!","Two scientists, a man and a woman, stand outside a lab.","Bill and Ben are tank engine twins who work at the China Clay Pits.","You will put right everything you damaged.","And I miss out on the fun.","The approval process is really delayed.","Chats from deviants you watch will be under the General tab.","TELL CHARLIE THE DANCING STONES ARE RESTLESS.","The man stares at the computer.","Person: It may be a jewel of open source, but Firefox is JUST A BROWSER.","TO LAY OFF THAT STUFF.","The bride removes her wig to reveal she is a man.","One is holding a laptop.","These imaginative, surrealistic, stop motion animated masterpieces will mesmerize children and adults of all ages.","China claims arrest in the OPM hack.","Like my Mom always said, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar.","The tyres are flat, the windows are broken, and the bodywork is crumpled.","No idea what it means.","Books and things are on a desk in front of him.","SOME OF THOSE SIDESHOW FREAKS?","Person: Can I come stay with you?","Rick Astley is watching CNN.","HIS OWN FOLK SONGS.","Satellite trucks, CNN, ABC, everybody covering this looking for an exclusive.","JUST ONE STRIP COULD MAKE UP FOR IT ALL.","Instantly besotted by their fantastic pranks Shaun cleverly gets the unwitting Farmer to Buy them.","The man begins walking away with his cane.","Four figures stand around looking at a computer screen.","Cuticura Soap, assisted by occasional dressinas with Cuticura Ointment.","Mephistopheles: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too!","This is also why your friend at the lab suddenly looked about a year older recently.","There would be no profit in importing foreign cloth.","Person with beret: Come explore the future with me!","Three people are standing around a map.","Me: You see, the deconstruction is inextricable from not only the text, but also the self.","WOULD THANK YOU AS WELL.","Two guys stand together as a young guy dressed up with small ears and a tail approaches.","Alt text: My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord?","Figure: The one with the IRC folks?","Runs as fast as a cheetah.","Not to get political, but there are so many stories of people who emigrated and really made a difference in the United States.","And Apple will give them back some Apple Store Credit to be as passive aggressive as possible.","Security guy: Sir, is this container under three ounces?","Person: Yes, science is an open process in which a good idea can come from anybody.","How do you keep the floors so clean?","They cut context away from facts and arguments and assemble them into reassuring litanies.","The man turns his head, looking to his right.","If you see this, feel free to replace the URL with xkcd.","Two people are talking.","To get our special offer, go to stamps.","Trivia: Elaine is actually her middle name.","Some text is bolded; it is enclosed in asterisks.","Facebook to warn others.","Guy with a hat: Thank you.","Man: Droid it is, then.","And the whole setup is just a trap to capture escaping logicians.","BUT COULD YOU TRY?","AWAY FROM YOUR FACE.","There is a picture on the left side of screen of a man speaking at a podium.","Zeppelin, city, and mountains are very hazy and unclear.","Get this broken phone back to my office.","Title text: And every day it gets harder to fight the urge to su to the user and freak people out.","She seemed so genuine.","Vertical lets visitors scroll up and down to view images.","Man: Wait, I think that one might be a better deal.","For progressive loading case this metric is logged as part of skeleton.","NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD.","The president is looking in a cabinet.","PLEASE LET US OFF.","The chessboard is mounted on rockets and appears to be flying through the air.","Smith students to count cards for us.","Watch the artist to view this video.","Exhibit label: Naked wrestling: perfectly normal.","Man: Okay, think of a number from one to one hundred.","The cursor indicates the cockpit of the plane.","More than half a decade ago?","The woman and man stand facing each other.","OS X docs to learn to set the volume via command line.","Your sentence is unremovable Hungarian subtitles on everything.","II In v t: lhe.","The Fat Controller: And when you are properly washed and mended you are coming home.","Great to have you all here.","Future employers might read it.","Is that Amelia Earhart?","Guy: Are the raptors contained?","The latter, without a word, struck Lewis a terrific blow in the back of the head, knocking him forward into the machine.","Nuzzle is Jonathon Abrams.","Then there were the lonely few of us who moved back and forth on the strip, eating rows of beads here and there, pretending we were Turing machines.","Video availability outside of United States varies.","Did you know you can just BUY lab coats?","Juoca, y an t en, umo.","Two cars are seen sitting at a red light.","Guy: I assumed we were walking to the bakery.","We know little about the man, shown here.","Same scene as third panel.","Black Hat Man: Me too!","All subsequent storms will be named using random dictionary words.","It even has oceans!","JUST FOR HER HAIR.","You have chosen to hide this deviation.","Annoying Brat: MONKEY TACOS!","Randall on an online dating site.","TRY TO FIND THE STAGE.","Narrator: As best as I can tell.","He will make them pay even if they are not aware.","Boy: Maybe Regina Spektor or the Polyphonic Spree.","Do you still have it?","PLAY THE ORGAN WITH HER FEET.","Good news; I need the cash.","Man and woman seated on couch watching a TV.","Narrator: Sand and rocks.","People like Jason Snell.","Five people are at a funeral, the casket is on a stand in the center.","France gets it a day before us.","BE DEPRESSED BY NOW.","Two people hold the ends of a tangled slinky.","That ends soon so do that now.","Furniture and other things are knocked over, broken, or tilted.","OH, RAY DENNIS STECKLER.","Slightly right of home plate: Eye contact.","Man: I think we should give it another shot.","OR AM I FREAKING OUT?","Wine all tastes the same to me.","Man and woman face each other on couch.","Woman holds up a diode.","Brunette: I want to be a storm chaser.","And then, yes, a buyout shop like a Silver Lake could raise enough, borrow enough money to take the thing private.","BOTHER ON OUR ACCOUNT.","Man and woman embrace.","Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud!","Borat is a copy.","Voice: Where are you going?","Is this a warning?","And seeing dead pixels in the sky.","Teaching and research needs drive the digitization projects now underway.","Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbor.","TTAstate of Zaide Palmer, deceased.","Please do not close this window.","We are the knights who say.","You have the printer you have.","The two men are shown walking through trees.","Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?","It is also an excellent way for you to explore and show off a hobby or interest, use for a school project, prep for a job application, and more!","Man is sitting in an armchair, reading.","Child: Explain the line about sticks and stones?","HE SHOULD NOT FROLIC.","Laptop: Notifying field agents.","Check the news section of the forums to see the clip!","Gromit to pick up the pieces.","This of course coming from the activist investors on the Yahoo board now.","LOOK AT THE GIRLS?","Dude and chick regard duck procession.","Doctor Who in my life.","North Carolina: A bouquet of flowers.","Daylight saving: Countries may enter DST, but no time may pass there.","No longer available for purchase.","Person: I hate you.","Percy: Cheer up Gordon.","You get the monogramming.","Spirit rests in the middle of a vast Martian landscape.","Wikipedia has trained us to believe anything followed by little blue numbers in brackets.","An american football field is shown, with sections at the tips of the goal posts highlighted and shown as a zoomed view in an insert box.","Scientist: It wants to hug you!","Closer to the moon landing than the present day?","This comic was written by Jeph Jacques, and follows the vertical panel style typical of Questionable Content.","Move Deviation from This Gallery?","The coaches thought he was very kind, and the driver was very pleased.","The guy in the beret runs off the frame to the right.","It was cheaper to keep it.","WANT TO SEE SOMETHING UNEXPECTED IN THE COMICS.","EMC for the largest tech acquisition in history.","Title text: Ever notice how the more successful observational comics become, the more their jokes focus on flying and hotels?","Neo opens his trench coat, his back to the reader, towards the guard, who is facing the reader.","First Boy: This is the coolest thing.","Phone: How do I get to your place from Lexington?","Standing Man: I was fascinated by locks as a kid.","The man falls backward as Hatman sounds an air horn in his face.","This is a chart with the above two labeled columns.","Guy pulls out a gun.","The frame shows both people again.","South Dakota: The bottom half of an amp.","Ringo Starr: Duck groaned, and shut his eyes.","Some elements are further connected using an unbranched acyclic digraph.","The car on the left is an urban SUV and has stickers on the rear window representing a family.","How can I trust myself to know the truth about anything?","Buy the magazine get a computer.","Parasitical origin of this disease, we began experimenting wit!","HEAD I HAVE IN MY MOUTH?","The man and the woman are drawing something together, and the man is thinking about the woman with black hair.","It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!","FROM, IT MUST BE IN THERE.","Double line: in a relationship.","The watch is for us.","The kite now successfully up in the air, the two continue.","Despite this, Edward presses on and gets the tourists back safely.","Crow and Servo build a roller coaster for Mike.","Because Yahoo still has a pretty large audience.","Cups to the horizontal girls to the vertical.","Ponytail girl turns back around and leans over to start typing on the computer, while the other two look on.","Title text: Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is not to observe it.","The author of the Windows file copy dialog visits some friends.","Earn more with Core!","Man: Since when do you keep a journal?","In front of the speaker there is a crowd of people listening.","For, like, an hour.","They just create drama.","Or will I have to find out over the next two weeks?","In theory that would work.","Even international customs forms automatically, so it really is pro.","Get your first two books free.","And fed one stream to each of my eyes.","Somewhere at the edge of the bell curve is the girl for me.","He left behind those IDG folks.","Man: Why are you humming?","Man: Who the hell are you?","Although my mom wants you all to know it made perfect sense at the time.","Countless crashed suitors strewn carelessly.","The person stands there mildly stunned.","SORRY ABOUT THIS, EVERYONE.","Add up to five tags to help people easily find your Journal in search results.","YOU WILL HEAR ONLY MY VOICE.","Without my permission earning lots of money, this is stealing.","Title text: Asbestos is bad; definitely get the one on the right.","Should I be leaning on something?","It looks like a cherry, and I dropped it in a Jello cup.","Can he save his master from becoming the next baker to be butchered?","If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning.","Thomas is sent to collect the Christmas tree, but he gets buried in a huge snowdrift on the way back.","We do different styles.","TAKE HER RIGHT HOME.","George: Any interesting mathematical patterns?","Launch the app and tap the get started button.","Some said in Lisp.","Person reading a book pulls legs up tight under office chair, peering downwards.","We fire off a multitude of rapid and short notes, instead of sitting down to have a good talk over a real sheet of paper.","Alaska: Winne the Pooh with a jetpack and a ray gun.","Your move is given by the position of the largest red symbol on the grid.","Figure: It sounds kind of like.","LITTLE SHEEPISH ABOUT IT.","To continue installing, scan this code.","See how that cheers you up immediately?","DO NOT WAKE THE STRAW MAN.","He soon comes back, but with a problem in his brakes.","The male person throws his hands in the air excitedly.","This panel has no border and is next to but aligned further down than the first three panels.","But if I can fail this class, the grades on my report card will be in alphabetical order!","Indicated in each individual case, to bring about a healthy and normal condition of the gener al system, jsy tnis comoinea treatment, tnese annormai conaitioos can do removed anu tne sufferer restored to health.","Wanna try playing a round of Druids and Dicotyledons?","Maybe I should say hi.","In fact, you heard ALL the beeps!","Death on cell phone.","On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone.","Tranaient Brothers invited to actena.","Your Portfolio is synced with this folder.","It comes back home with them, but burns up without landing.","Cute boy on train still ignoring me.","Woman: Okay, that one.","Girl: You totally are.","Riding figure: May the Force be with you!","LOOKING FROM YOUR END?","Close up of woman, reading the tiny book.","Once again they will be separated by double newlines, while panels will be separated by single newlines.","Dennis: Driver says that this winter is just as bad as the worse winter of all.","With a sample of a car horn, cell phone, or alarm clock inserted randomly in each song.","IS THERE A BUFFET TOO?","Physicist: Which is just applied Physics.","She continues to stare.","Crank is better, but needs a bigger budget and more Summer Glau.","Inset: Man is seen running down stairs.","The vertical grouping of the lines indicates which characters are together at a given time.","Man is talking to an unseen Mr.","Fill it with pancakes.","First Man shakes his fist.","RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME.","For example, the header of the next packet I send will be encoded into the New Jersey death rate.","Well, have you seen any of his paintings?","What do you want to link to?","Third guy: We are the knights who.","Please, stop, because seeing this happen to you breaks my heart.","One of the issues was they did have a plan to spin off the Ali Baba investment.","Am I going to wake up thinking this was a dream?","Darth Vader into French.","RE YOU DOING TODAY?","Does our species have ANYTHING left to be proud of?","Salesman: Interested in updating your antivirus software?","YOU REMEMBERED SO MUCH.","Hat Guy: Silent hammer.","Jobs: WHO ARE YOU?","Han: Hokey Religions and ancient weapons are no match for scissors, though they do beat paper and rock.","Man: Do you see the Higgs Boson?","Earth, with colored layers including a labeled outer core and inner core.","Two talking people again.","When he was restrained, it grew erratic.","They are both stick figures.","Several stick figures stand side by side in a lineup.","Except if you look at what Dell has done recently, the one thing that Michael Dell suddenly did which was like he sort of realized what was going on.","George Carlin: Duck groaned.","The pilot and copilot have buckets, and are bailing water out of the cockpit.","Bevelon piece is that when you parse what is said, you can see that it is very disciplined.","When you sent me the file, I got to listen to you personally screaming.","By extending your cord, you could kill us all.","Always did want a charity of my own.","Man in black hat: Yeah, but it would all be with the kind of people who learn Lojban.","Driver: Hurry, Duck, hurry.","Booth: A stand shaped like a giant eye.","Okay, so after over three months, here is the seventh update regarding my Thomas and and Friends ship.","The goat makes sense.","Other guy: No good!","Mobile web browsing has been disabled.","Might have to hand in my geek card now.","Three inset panels overlap, in a montage format.","All the surviving lines group up at Endor except for Vader, the Emperor, Luke, and Lando; after the climactic duel, the latter two join the rest.","The three panels are arranged diagonally, upper left to bottom right.","They walk past each other.","He is carrying a pole with what looks like a bracket on each end, resting on his shoulder.","Kid: Great Scott, I must have overshot!","THINGS ARE ROUGH ALL OVER.","George loved coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past.","Power management is tricky.","He was a great story.","PHOENIX ROSE GARDEN AND NURSERY CO.","IF WE ARE IN DANGER.","Two people are about to enter a bed for.","Son: Fuck off, dad.","Federalists and Jacksonians, just to see how long it took us to catch on.","Listen, this thing is really, REALLY cold.","He is throwing a potato in the air as if to serve like a tennis ball.","Thomas thinks Percy is being silly when he tells him about a ghost train his driver saw the previous night, which turns out to be a tele story.","They can slow down their internal clocks so time speeds past.","Defy all rules of composition.","The woman has walked up to the figure at the desk.","Speaks in Faux French.","Woman: The idea seems to be that my deepest fantasies, like the rest of my life, likely revolve around housework.","SEE HOW FAR SHE FLIES.","Ooh, we know this one!","For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the shadow was only a small and passing thing: There was light and high beauty forever beyond its reach.","You will too, Wil Harris.","Beret Guy drives a backhoe in and smacks the couple out of the panel with the digger.","Girl: You were trying to open me up so you could hurt my feelings.","MANY SAID WAR WOULD BE UNENDING, THAT PEACE WOULD ALWAYS BE A DREAM DEFERRED.","The google maps team hired me.","Kid A: Whatchya reading, hatboy?","After two panels, The Original Black Hat Man steps backward, shuddering slightly.","The coaches were silly, heavy, and noisy.","Buttercup: Why did you let me think you were dead?","You can create a new one if you lost the link.","Chrome: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run.","Ir Ir h br.","THE DIRECTOR, RAY DENNIS STECKLER.","His head and right arm were mangled horribly.","During the search, three more divers were reported missing.","GOING TO DO WITH THAT?","Any minute, there could be a crash!","Ant: If there were intelligent life up there, we would have seen its messages by now.","The second child looks in their bag.","Man: When you go to live somewhere, you learn the language they speak there.","Later, they lose interest.","The roads lead into a traffic circle, and then a loop reverses the direction of flow so all the roads run into each other.","More than twenty years ago?","Woman: Are there eigenvectors in Cinderella?","Gordon remarks that branch lines are vulgar and that the Fat Controller would never approve of him running on one.","Guy, offscreen: I feel good about things.","Woman: Times sure have.","Figure: When I text you, you reply once on GChat, then go quiet, yet answer IRC right away.","Pope: this is a disaster.","Well, no further questions.","There was a guy.","Heard brought political independence and more fairness to news coverage.","THREE YEARS AGO, THE KINGDOM OF LIATE OVERTHREW THEIR OLD ORDER AND ESTABLISHED A CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY.","She looks back over her shoulder at him.","Male: The freeze line is shifting!","Alabama: A moai head facing east.","Woman: You are very odd.","The guy in the beret leads the fourth guy to the gap and shows him it.","Fillion is an actor.","One of the scientists is holding a glowing implement; she has another rat in her hand and one on her head.","And this really points to an overreaching by law enforcement and prosecutors in the US.","Phone: Of course, Sir.","The flower is alone in a panel.","IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST.","Predator drones in the War On Christmas.","Earth had liquid water.","All times are GMT.","Man and woman standing to one side, looking and pointing at guy in black hat who is facing away.","Man in a beret sits at a computer.","On the way to class.","Behind him is a red gas can and a sack of potatoes.","So do we like Boris Johnson, Wil?","Master: send it to one of our agents to be leaked to the common folk.","Title text: My resonant tunneling diode phone has limited range but a short enough wavelength to penetrate even the densest cages.","Sir Topham Hatt: Not now.","You look like a snail with that house on your back.","Man: Both my parents were colorblind, so.","WHAT DO YOU MEAN?","Second man: Over there, next to your regular one.","ALL SHOOK UP ABOUT A CAT.","Speaker: Last night I drifted off while reading a Lisp book.","Yea, so it did creep me out somewhat to hear the dialogue.","The female officer is holding a pair of glasses with something attached to it.","Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.","Diesel was helping to pull the coaches away, when Sailor John arrived.","The other engines were very cross at being left behind.","The lamp sprays fluids.","The man sets the present down at the base of the tree and looks up.","Contains all new wiring and is a submarine.","Dust falls from the place in the archway where the man knocked the brick from with the tennis ball.","GUY IN OFFICE: Yeah.","Man: What you say!","Each panel is a scatterplot of the described X against the number of Google hits, with trend lines.","Cycle repeats endlessly in a horrific sisyphean loop.","My words are a matter of PRIDE!","Black hat guy is sitting at a desk, using a laptop.","Industry tip: Building owners know this never happens.","COMMUTE TO WORK THIS WAY.","Hat guy sits at his computer.","NYPD policy but they decided to make an example out of him and they charged him with a computer fraud and abuse case.","Sara Vowell who has the quirkiest voice ever and is hysterical, you probably heard her on This American Life, has a new book about Lafayette.","Title text: I was sure he was just getting revenge, but then he did the same thing to Carrie Underwood.","Another man behind him looks over his shoulder.","Voices emanate from inside.","Outside: The Ozone layer!","Out of panel person: Two minutes.","OH, A WISE GUY, EH?","The man stares at the screen.","Guy still sitting with laptop in his lap, but hand is on chin.","He guessed California but it was the one in Denmark.","WOMAN INTERESTED IN ME?","The second column, reproduced using approximate dates.","Two characters walk on a floor tiled in black and white.","Now it shows a bookshelf revealing a hidden room.","Made plenty of mistakes.","Narrator: He can speak French.","Hat man: But some things do have more depth than others.","Refeience is hereby made to the Bitulithic Mixture License Agreement of Warren Brothers Company of Boston, Mass.","There is no text for this item.","Two gravestones are next to each other.","Man: Just once, I want a real action movie.","Woman stands, man uses laptop on table behind couch.","The person talking to him turns to observe what hat man is doing.","Oh man, you and everyone in earshot are gonna LOVE the first five seconds of this song!","Man: DID YOU WARN THEM?","Man: Is it bad news?","They are closely followed by some other vehicle.","Pearl takes a trio of preternatural kids back to their omnipotent parents.","Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?","Girl, on phone: Oh.","Girl: Do you like flying kites?","Athlete: How dare you cast doubt on our honor?","Guy, on phone: Hey!","Is he a Peter Capaldi type?","Two guys are walking along together.","The guy in the knit hat has turned back to his laptop, and the other guy is standing behind him, still looking at the chessboard on the stool.","When you think about it, this excuse can get you out of almost anything.","How are ratings calculated?","Man: Did you get my essay?","The guy is standing in front of a computer, with a cup in his hand.","Zombie Marie Curie: Lise Meitner figured out that nuclear fission was happening, while her colleague Otto was staring blankly at their data in confusion, and proved Enrico Fermi wrong in the process.","Another guy is looking over his shoulder.","The android pulls the stem off.","It would be worth it for that, just in my view.","It seems we happen to be all ladies, actually.","Girl explodes off a cliff, carrying a rectangular object and a gun.","Let me tell you.","As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.","Bottom of the poster: Much worse than last time.","Lecturer: It MIGHT not be.","Narrator: Freemanic Paracusia, A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.","LL EVEN ASK FOR MORE.","AN INTRICATE ESCAPE PLAN.","AND DRESSED IN TIGHTS.","Man: Yeah, the reflections are all wrong.","HIT Entertainment logo are trademarks of HIT Entertainment Limited.","All text appears in rectangular bubbles.","How about a nice game of chess?","As one does, yea.","Dad, to kid: If you think about it, it makes sense.","Title text: The reverse only works if the subject has a nervous twitch.","The first person has wheeled away from the desk and is now seating in front of the second person.","YOU MENTIONED IT ONE TIME.","Male officer: What movie?","The hat hits the ground.","LAY OFF THAT STUFF?","The monitor shows a field of crosses, presumably graves.","Abstracting, looking at numbers and patterns.","At Verizon, I think.","Enter your email address for our records.","Text only panel, hand written.","Lead: And taste the sweetness of their lips.","Sculpture and painting have the effect of teaching us manners and abolishing hurry.","Hat Programmer: Wait, what?","The new leg lands on the ground.","Steve Ballmer about Vista.","Kate Upton so better things.","Woman: A huge and alien future is barreling toward us.","Every Roomba needs a dueling harness.","Wayne, to be held Sept.","TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MOLE.","Ponytail girl turns around to face the other girl.","Gimme a wry, witty comment on the situation!","Han Solo standing in front of Luke Skywalker, who is holding the blast shield helmet.","Second man: Only when your mom is over.","Girl: But he says the fossils in the mountains were put there in a flood!","Great panel for you!","We have a Carnegie Library in town.","The first panel uses the art style of Penny Arcade.","Diamond badges are awarded to exceptional deviations and comments.","Man: I now have every Discworld book!","Man: I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai.","What will they think of next?","Sermons, poetry and other items of general interest covering subjects ranging from history to science to agriculture to literature were printed in each issue.","Of course Jason is wearing one.","Woman: No, why are you talking to me.","Dennis: Salty was working the line to the slate mine in the mountains.","Two people are walking past a tree.","Is it a little creepy?","They exchange looks without speaking.","Positive and nermanent cure of Piles.","Well: You meant it every time.","The silly coaches had knocked their guard off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning.","One is wearing sunglasses.","Jason, in alignment with this whole notion of the watch will grow into tasks that the phone does right now, but you will find more use for in the watch.","Munroe, through the telephone: Fat chance, kid.","We need a young child for something.","This is a great article, New York Magazine.","Turns out some raccoons got in and were operating this, like, raccoon sex dungeon.","The New Screen Savers.","Ender: The lasers still work.","What did you say you did with a pig?","OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.","Bumper sticker: This IS my other car.","Thanks a bunch, dude.","AND SMOKED FLANK STEAK.","All mammals larger than squirrels wiped out by overhunting.","Frogger hops back to the side of the road.","Know This Much is True was good.","Cameron throwing people and things through walls.","Archives and Library of the North Carolina Department of Cultural Resources.","The mobile platform stops moving.","Oh, crap, I deleted the file!","Of course they do.","Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.","In the first panel there is a desk with monitor on it, and a painting of a woman above that.","Someone offpanel: Fine, Captain Nathan.","Above the drawing is the list they are writing, in handwriting.","You flip it over.","Title text: I recently had someone ask me to go get a computer and turn it on so I could restart it.","This kite needs a passenger.","Which one did you have?","Look we have the same one, Wil.","Wert, water and a variety of fruit, ana see wis.","We should try to cheer him up.","Life on the farm becomes a hive of athletic activity as Shaun and friends stage their very own sporting extravaganza.","What about these scones?","Title text: I think I could spend hours just stepping on and off of conveyor belts moving at various speeds.","GET LOST IN THIS PLACE.","Telescoping pole extends further.","No reason not to.","It shows a portion of an advent calendar.","And the girl says something which goes to the third panel.","Novice: But insecurity keeps me humble!","But that happens in lots of endeavors.","EVERY DAY THAT YOU LOVE HER.","Sketch from the App store.","Title text: Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too.","Do you still want to move it?","Which brings us to the subject at hand.","Two people standing next to each other.","When I was growing up, we had the teddy bear that spoke.","This proves disastrous when a temporary fireman forgets to tighten them properly and Thomas puffs away uncontrollably.","She joins communities, contributes code or comments, and moves on.","Beautiful razor, great look and feel.","Rex: Only by recent convention!","Person approaches a tree with a squirrel on it.","You took my hat!","Person examinnes the box.","Big Oil thugs and jump Ralph Nader.","TALK TO MY EARS ANYTIME.","BRING OUT THE NAZIS!","FOR THE BEST IN LIVERY AND boarding.","THIS ROLLER COASTER TO CUBA.","Yes, just fill it in, its trusted site.","Man: It looks photoshopped.","Character A is standing behind Character B, who is sitting at a computer.","ON THIS DAMN CAMERA?","Laptop: Connecting to Bluetooth phone.","Two doctors wearing surgical masks are standing over a prone patient.","House Inc New York and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited Torontoppto Reading Random House and the Random House colophon are registered trademarks of Random House Incppd the HIT Entertainment logo are trademarks of HIT Entertainment Limitedppon the Web!","They continue to peer.","Man: No, you just want to feel smugly superior.","Beret man bends down to eye level with person in bed, who is peaking his face out from the covers.","There is a pie chart, mostly white with a black slice.","None of the questions have question marks.","The panel represents these actions by highlighting the mentioned objects in a world of gray.","Kyndley: And so, let us leave, On this heartwarming scene.","HAVE TO PUT CURTAINS UP.","Complete with the brief feeling of satisfaction, followed by ennui, followed by getting bored and trying to make it happen again.","The northernmost islands in this group are centered around the Bay of Drama, on which can be found Diary Blogs, Gossip Blogs, and Livejournal.","Closer, the square is divided into rectangles of different sizes, each of which has text in it.","SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT HIM?","The fence around the back yard of the house in The Simpsons is wooden.","Man: Someday, decades from now, people will have forgotten.","NETCASTS YOU LOVE FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST, THIS IS TWIT!","STARTING TO THINK WE SHOULD ONLY TAKE THESE BREAKS AT HALFTIME.","TRYING TO SAY IS SLEEP!","OUR COCKTAIL ONIONS TOO.","Pizza guy enters through door; maid is dusting.","Title text: Or love in general, for that matter.","Emerald badges are awarded to exceptional deviations and comments.","Aunt Bertha goes to the Post Office once a year and buys one stamp at a time.","AND VAN KUREN ST.","They stop walking and turn to face each other.","Terrorist: We took the hostages, secured the building, and cut the communication lines like you said.","Westley: It was for the sake of the narrative!","Two figures stand talking.","Two men and two women are sitting on the floor around a game.","Wikipedia for a summary of their subject.","Duck: Beg pardon, Sir!","Time was, anyone with a webcam and an idea could raise boatloads of cash on kickstarter.","YOU GOTTA WASH YOUR OWN CAR?","Description: Plays a loud alert sound when there is a tornado warning for your area.","Terrorist: But then this guy climbed up the ventilation ducts and walked across broken glass, killing anyone we sent to stop him.","The eight friends sitting in a row in a dark cinema.","Chemical Fire Pail Co.","Brains are so interesting!","My love of learning and sharing knowledge about the world.","Two people are sitting at a bench.","But this notion ignores the well known customs of New Yorkers.","Wil: At a fraction of the price.","Han Solo sits with two others.","Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?","Girl: Okay, the cloned raptors are hunting the last of the cyborgs.","We see the scene from seventh grade.","The woman has a flaming torch.","Child sits in front of TV.","The artist tears a sweater covered in spiders out.","The other man stands behind him.","Both are in the middle of a hurricane.","Table has figurines and paper strewn about.","Dad: Look, I know you think that since I walked out she could use a guy like you.","Thanks to Jason Howell, the best producer in the world for joining us, making this show possible.","This video is blowing their MINDS.","Lightning strikes the ground, illuminating trees with a bright white light.","How can I be sure they correspond to an external world?","Congress grants them protection, but they must collect it, and their trusts and combinations are a necessity.","But I refuse to be a sucker.","The woodpecker is flying, with an electric drill dangling from its feet, held by the cord.","Instead of office chair package contained bobcat.","It sounds like an incredible place to work.","The man and woman sit at a table, staring at a cell phone.","Patient: The worst pain I can imagine?","The patient is huddled up on the table.","He will not say what he found within.","BUT I LIKE JERRY SO MUCH.","James calls Edward slow due to him constantly being late.","No cutting: no loss of time; no ligature and no pain.","The display is a tetris game.","Google Maps over the past decade than in any game.","Person: Seriously, why did you bring it?","Did I do a good job?","We are legion We are no one and everyone.","Star Wars opening theme.","Alt text: The fifth panel also applys to postmodernists.","The next person drops in a coin.","The picture appears to be at an angle.","Wallace and his sophisticated dog Gromit have to decide where to go for their annual picnic.","White text is in the black sections.","BHM returns and shuts the door, the other man has outstretched arms.","When he wanted to get rid of our soda.","Although the characters are still stick figures, the artwork style is heavily crosshatched and shaded.","And stop trying to SSH.","Hat Guy grabs the bottom of the lightcycle as Tron Paul goes by.","THANK YOU, THANK YOU!","Narrator: And an elliptical reflector dish.","The mob of athletes is out of frame.","Yes, but we have to leave in two groups.","Should I sleep with her?","Woman: This food is problematic.","OH, ADORABLE LITTLE SCAMPS.","Man: When I look deep into your eyes, I see a future for us.","Narrator: Replied Dennis, and the grey diesel did.","Improved farm, and if any, pay difference.","Stallman: My friend here was tracking these thugs from his balloon.","However, Edward has the last laugh when Gordon and Henry end up being stalled by a cow on a bridge.","The Fermi Paradox: Planets are so common that life should be too.","Boy: Or, WE COULD BE FRIENDS!","There is no file associated with this item.","Public Records, a division of the Secretary of State, with federal funds from the Institute of Museum and Library Services.","The man is lying on his back in bed.","There is a can on the table.","Title text: Where did you even get this wall?","At the left end of the mantelpiece are two bottles, one tall, one round.","Sits down in a chair with a laptop, still wearing towel.","Sign up for Prime, buy, or rent the video to start a Watch Party.","Girl is reclining under a big machine pointed at her face.","Human: It looks like dog barf.","He holds his hands to his mouth.","ON THE VERGE OF GOING PSYCHO.","Bearded man enters, bearing two katanas.","Just a few more.","Alt text: The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.","ABOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE.","DIGS OUT AN EYE BOOGER.","Man shoots marshmallow gun.","Got my share of regrets.","The alienation stays with her all day.","Neo snorts the purple powder.","George Carlin: The Driver was gaining control.","WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING.","The job of art is to turn time into things.","Rob and his nephew are sitting on the ground.","American civilizations existed at all.","Easy comes from somewhere to the northwest, goes through Illinois, and then back to the northwest.","If a woman laughed heartily it would endanger every button on those tight gowns.","Line Graph explaining the correlation between completion percentages and temporal deltas.","Text reads: Not content with normal restraining orders, my ex got creative.","Title text: Oh right, eye contact.","The first light on the left has a right turn only sign.","Man: You know, our love is like a katamari.","Looking on are the tin man, the lion, and a scarecrow.","Laptop Screen: I know, but we were thinking about it and we really like you!","Back to the two people.","There are labels denoting the hard and easy ends of the diagram.","Run out of addresses?","THE CLONES OF FUNKENSTEIN!","DNA discovery is cool, but these reporters are expecting life on Titan!","The initial robot, still protected by its umbrella, pushes along the balls toward the goal zone without any difficulty.","Are you planning to catch the International Space Station?","Title text: It sounds like a great way to make friends!","Woman: Is that a problem?","Man: I spend most of my life pressing buttons to make the pattern of lights change however i want.","The panel has a timeline that goes from Past to Present.","So in the last UK election which was earlier on this year, the polling that took place was statistically the worst on record in terms of accuracy.","LAY DOWN YOUR GRUDGES AND JOIN US IN BROTHERHOOD.","Three women and four men.","Scientist has gone to device that was behind him and was out of the scope of the three previous panels.","Title text: The misguided search for a perpetual motion machine has run substantially longer than any attempted perpetual motion machine.","Chairman: Then why did you sit through all those hearings?","Smoke rises from destroyed buildings as the windmills rampage across the field.","As the damaged space station fell deeper into the atmosphere and started to break up around her, Janeane Garafolo tightened her grip on the motorcycle.","Person: Who are they to keep from me what is mine?","The incredibly varied shelf of a supermarket aisle.","They say that women have no sense of humor.","The amounts of money that are sort of made here seem really unreal to most of the US frankly.","Two people are in a living room.","Nathan: Hard to tell with her.","Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie.","If this is incorrect, this is a temporary issue and should be fixed shortly.","Hat man now has the bottle at his side.","Do I get to come home?","The label indicates not pregnant.","HOUSEWIFE GET READY FOR BED!","Must be nice to get out and relax, huh?","Happens all the time back in San Francisco.","Man raises the remote and points at the screen.","He thought these grapes were seedless.","Close up on the man, holding up his hand, pointing to himself.","Both the guy in the beret and the fourth guy walk away from the gap to the right, now both thinking about the gap.","THE VERY TALENTED MS.","MAN IN BERET: Oh, definitely.","Dad: Get out while you still can.","IF YOU ARE NOT ALREADY, SO.","Your druid doth lose two points.","Did you know that they could actually physically throw you out of SIGGRAPH?","Yea, so download that right away.","In the conflict that ensues the earthlings unwittingly help the robot to fulfil its dreams.","Okay, I never hid any bodies SOUTH of Main Street.","So, uh, we did the green study again and got no link.","THIS LITTLE MOVIE BREAK, MIKE.","It baffles me that people find HDTV impressive.","THE BUNCO OF THE FARMER.","TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH.","And those coaches made him worst.","Me: What is a sparky plug?","She is carrying a purse, and looks down at his towel.","There is no additional cost to create a Portfolio.","Policeman: Not now, George.","Hat Guy: No, Mr.","Contentedly sleeps your mom.","This Watch Party is unavailable at your location.","FOR YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE.","The borders between the three panels on this line are cracking.","You are the _worst_ judge of these things.","The jagged edge of the shaded area is encroaching on the sides of the panel.","And they had to, they had to change the glass in some of the upper areas because it was like burning things on the ground.","The one time I tried, I got hit by a slinky going down at double speed.","An unknown error has occured.","Blonde: Whoa, a snake!","This is all nostalgia purposes now.","First, click on the Start Menu.","Stop retracting my CD!","WHY WOULD YOU HIRE THIS GUY?","The other side of the conversation: a guy typing on a laptop at a table.","We bloggers watch out for our own.","Our Giant Poplar is the fastest growing shade tree.","We also have on demand versions of all of our shows available at our website twit.","OKAY, SHOULD BE FUN.","Roomba and it runs over the cord.","The project will be canceled in six months.","Have you been trying this for over half an hour?","Hat Guy: A laughable claim, Mister Bond, perpetuated by overzealous teachers of science.","Person: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.","JERRY WOULD BE A MISTAKE.","Be sure to wear that.","You can search it if you want, but you may want to skip the memories of your mom.","Richard Stallman Cirque de Soleil thing again.","Acres in Allen county, Ind.","The second person is sitting down working on a laptop.","It really bugs me that Apple provided no affordance for storing that pencil in any way.","There are three booths.","Guy: I bring a message from the future!","STUCK IN YOUR NEW HAIRSTYLE.","The panel edges are decorated with holly and a wreath.","Voice: But he sounded kind of hurt.","Donald and Douglas are twin engines whom The Fat Controller had bought from Scotland to help out, although only one engine had been expected.","YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.","Hatguy and a girl are sitting in a train across from each other.","This is gonna get ugly.","Egg cracks and little chick flies out while people look quizzically at the hatched egg.","But I have a GPS, so I really just need the street address.","Watch all of our Om Nom Stories episodes and see the latest adventures of Om Nom, the cute little green monster from Cut the Rope.","Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?","YOU WILL BE AMAZED.","From left to right there is an adult male, adult female, female youth, male youth, and young child.","IS CHECKED INTO THE BOARDS.","CAN YOU HEAR ME?","You can take it anywhere and it will always work.","Nathan: No, use my space name!","TO HIT THE MIDWAY.","Amount of black ink by panel.","Guy: Staring at the ceiling, she asked me what I was thinking about.","Look at the center with your eyes this far from the screen.","Professor: Ah, then yes, we do have a bit of a situation.","One car of two sitting at a red light makes a right turn, then shifts over to the left and makes a left turn to go back the way it came.","Patient: My arm really hurts.","His speech fades out into nothing.","And because they want to talk to everybody, they go house to house.","The black hat is large on one child, who is sitting and reading.","On the desk is a laptop displaying the Wikipedia page for autoerotic asphyxiation.","It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness.","It consists of a standard mobile platform, with a pusher blade at the front.","Title text: Birds are Aves, which is part of the clade Theropoda, which is in Saurischia, which is in Dinosauria.","Parthenon; sunflowers; golden ratio; wait, come back, I have facts!","Rheneas called Skarloey more names, and they quarreled.","Person: Man, I suck at this game.","Look, my setup works for me.","Create a Watch Party to watch and chat with others.","Now when I see Coke or Snapple or Nestea or whatever, I imagine drinking a couple of dissolved cadbury eggs.","Canon kid a recording contract, stat.","Me: Fellow Time Lord.","OJ found not guilty.","The smartphone screen is setup to display two images side by side such that one camera is visible in the left half of the screen, and the other camera is visible in the right half of the screen.","My hoaxes need to get a lot less subtle.","The hat scurries away.","Title text: Although really, the damage was done when the party planners took the hole punch to the elevator ribbon to hang up the sign.","Just to guarantee the kid will never go into porn.","JOB PMIHTINO lf vr description executed in the beat style.","Imagine they were written and sent in, unsolicited, by the estranged spouse of the head of the project.","Difficulty to guess: Easy.","The source booke sayeth that requires some wolfsbane!","You know you only get that privilege when your age is one less than a multiple of three.","He can just make faces.","Do you mean the Yard?","HAL: It requires a commitment to science unfettered by human error.","Rowland raises his drink.","WHY DID YOU DO THAT?","And these are people, many of whom are handpicked by her and Charles Schwab as a San Francisco luminary and close to Meyer.","Title text: Type II Kardashev civilizations eventually completely enclose their planetary system in a Dyson sphere because space is way too big to look at all the time.","Narrator: The next day, everyone else got them too.","Phoenix Lodge Notices Phoenix Lodge No.","But it requires CC.","The man is speaking to the woman, illustrated with a heart.","Good morning from Taipei.","The ball, meanwhile, has rolled about a meter away.","The girl is typing on her laptop.","The other scientist is operating a machine with a scope, flasks, coils, and bubbles.","Child: Did you hear what he said about me!","FROM HIS BODY ODOR.","This is the character speaking.","LIES AHEAD FOR ME.","The Playground is a great teaching tool.","Across from him is a another person holding a fork in one hand and balancing a serving tray with a glass of orange juice on it.","Let me type that in.","When the telescope sees a star, a disc is carefully steered to block its light.","Hey, did you see this chart?","The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean.","Wait, damn, I think I spotted a new email on the last refresh.","The grand unified theory of Apple products.","To disarm the bomb, simply enter a valid tar command on your first try.","The two sit down.","One is holding a microscope.","Man and woman visit a bio lab where they look into a tank that the scientists point at.","Tay Zonday, we know Tay pretty well.","Voice: There was a girl.","Montana: One half of a muffin.","Oh, I want to get this.","Title text: It gets worse!","Building a Kindle collection seems pointless.","Black hat guy holds up a shard of glass, looks at it.","The man is sitting at a desk, typing.","THAT CRAZY CHICK, CARMELITA.","Girl is holding hands with another boy, talking to boy.","FIVE TO SEVEN KNOTS.","What the hell is wrong with his imagination?","The woman puts down the clipboard and looks at the man as she delivers her news.","Worse things have been built in London, I can tell you that for sure.","Narrator: I just walk.","Syntax faded, and I swam in the purity of quantified conception.","Turing Test at all.","Narrator: SHE MET WITH STEVE JOBS TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE OF APPLE.","Man in the beret is looking through a telescope.","So I try to.","Are you paying him to look after your stuff?","It should make developing for the Mac better, not worse than selling outside the app store.","Have Cheese phase of this cycle.","Rob is working at a workbench.","Anyway, I wish you and Megan the best.","Residence property on Main street, Wert, m acres of aronnd.","The Wikipedia project, MIT, Engadget, Gizmodo, Usenet, XY Singles, MAKE Blog, IRC Isles, Sourceforge.","There is salt, ketchup, and mustard to one side.","What would she be overseeing a management company, an investment company, a stock management company?","Black Hat: I know.","The man puts the shoes back in the box.","SCOOTER, BE A MAN.","Title text: Calling a cab means cutting into beer money.","Is legally authorized to settle all claims against said estate and receive all moneys due said estate.","Incomparable radio theatre from a couple of episodes ago, right?","Apple was excited about unveiling the thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry.","Kar, joss oi strengtn ana Lost Hannooa, are invicea to can ana consult ue uocwr.","All things come alike to all: To the clean, and to the unclean.","Their daughter was supposed to be having a party!","There is a diagram of a mattress with a notch cut through it at shoulder level.","Ringo Starr: The silly cars had knocked their Conductor off his van and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning.","Bereaved: The moment my brother died, I felt a searing pain in my heart.","To leave the world behind.","Part of a new series.","SO I BELONG WITH THE FREAKS, HUH?","MV eii MVeii fi.","Other Man: I think we should find another shop.","While the chickens on evil Mrs.","Narrator: Fortunately, this subsides quickly.","PLEASE GIVE US A CHANCE.","Two people are standing facing each other, having a conversation.","The view closes on hat man and the person behind him.","Box: Do you understand flow charts?","Most of it is Skype, with the north having two largish states called AIM and Windows Live Messenger.","Man, what a blast from the past!","Van Wert and its environs today.","Man: This lamp is pretty.","Any charitable donation is tax deductible.","Boss: And he rescued the hostages?","First Man: I mean it this time.","One has a hat, one has hair, the other has neither.","Ooh, look at me!","Hat Man: Yeah, but everyone buys server time from everyone else.","The deviation owner was not notified.","Years and years of exclusive treats, special status and awesome features.","He took the company private, right?","Hat Guy is already gone.","Options follow on new lines without numbers.","Ebay is still trying to figure it out.","Your paying Supporters will no longer have exclusive access to it, and it will be unlocked for all your Watchers.","They do not line up.","Okay, Bernanke is uncontaminated.","Figure: They looked exactly the same.","Only the paranoid survive, was that one of them?","There is a panel in the floor between Hat Guy and the committee.","These charts show movie character interactions.","Gulf of Mexico and surrounding land masses displayed to his left.","Yes, Eminem is wearing a sleeveless hoodie.","Somebody: SOMEONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO DATE HER.","Title text: Why do all my attempts at science end with me being punched by Batman?","Man and woman stand facing one another.","Aircraft: Hey a heaping bowl of salt!","These immigrants should have to learn English when they come here.","Outside the final panel.","No dates for the next several years, I believe was the message it sent.","THE SPECTRAL WOLF FEARS ONLY FIRE.","It makes no sense.","There is litter around them.","Star Trek Experience today.","BUT THE KIDS SEEM TO LOVE HIM.","Researcher: My research is in solar cells.","Title text: Nonrewritable tape?","Title text: Hell, my eighth grade science class managed to conclusively reject it just based on a classroom experiment.","Woman: There are, right now, monkeys controlling robotic arms via neural implants.","Fraction of this image which is black.","IV IV CII oi lol Ihe.","His fists are balled in anger and there is a little angry squiggle over his head.","Wanting to take care of sick animals is an amazing role.","Wanna drive out to see?","Wil: Oh my God.","The individual comics are arranged haphazardly.","Let me explain this.","Who is Ebay favoring?","By the way you get this great gift box.","Turban man: Nine silvers for a ham?","But then the IRS would not guarantee that that would be a tax free transfer.","This content is unavailable.","THAT SUITS ME FINE.","GLORIA STEINEM STALKS OFF.","ERROR: The second date cannot be earlier than the first date.","We encourage you to create a new Portfolio!","The patient ponders this, raising a thoughtful hand to their jaw.","Man closes lid to the piano.","BE BACKUP DANCERS, I SAY.","HAVE a start menu.","Watching character: Wow, girls suck at math.","Katie Benner is here from the New York Times, San Francisco bureau.","An error is preventing the episode list from appearing.","Roomba with a steaming mug of coffee in one hand and a smartphone in the other.","Second Man: You say that every year.","Man: Yes, older singles are rarer.","Barber: You frightened my customers!","The player is zooming away from the monster.","Why do you keep saying that?","One woman holds a briefcase.","Rick Astley Staring at me.","US Senate and House of Representatives throughout history.","Tee has disoovered the areatest cave known for all diseases necnliar to the sex.","Man on the left is wearing a hat and holding a cat and a piece of paper.","Beret guy stands, looking at a squirrel.","Oh, should I get the new biography of Ian Fleming, The Man With the Golden Typewriter?","What should we do with it?","Two figures with spiky hair and backpacks are conversing.","Bottom panel is larger than top four, and aligned to right.","Guy: Check out my personalized license plate!","This is my business card!","Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal.","Two men with rifles aim at something.","Someone sitting at a computer in the dark with the screen projected on their face.","There are a lot of them.","Man: So I wait.","The view opens a bit wider.","The second shows a person sitting at a computer desk.","TRYING TO PUT ON HIS TOTES.","Again, we talked about Steve Jobs and how when you have Steve Jobs, you get what you get, good and bad.","What can I use a Portfolio for?","And so little feels important.","The boats do their thing.","This always bugged me.","Person and friends start pushing the ball away, as the crowd looks on.","Stick Figure Man: Huh?","Never experienced the new wave?","Title text: Constantly stopping these briefings halfway through is becoming a pain.","Before the machine could be stopped Lewis had been drawn into the cylinder up to his shoulders.","The squirrel is vomiting.","Text comes from someone reading in the cockpit.","Panel title: It means saving a few seconds at a long red light via elaborate and questionably legal maneuvers.","Ray: These words you got are crazy.","You and Andy Inhatko were dueling mad scientists.","Add this deviation to your groups for a wider audience.","You were afraid that you would disappear, that you would be lost and forgotten.","The man looks on in shock.","And because of their, because of the landline problem.","The scene is a cave, profuse with spiderwebs, bones hanging in some of them.","When you Come On Eileen I touch myself.","Ponytail girl stands at a podium on a stage, the man stands amongst the audience with a tray.","Student: But what if they build a better Prius?","They emailed the genome to the Venter Institute, where they synthesized the genome and implanted it into sperm and eggs which became me.","VE HEARD OF THAT GROUP.","The second panel is the graph.","Girl is in bed, mom is sitting on the edge of the bed reading.","Two characters are talking.","Man: Ok, wait, what?","But that may not be the case that something of just general interest that Yahoo is just not the way the world works now.","Princess sticks her head through a portal.","This is no way to run a storage business!","These are described at the end.","How have you not seen that?","Researcher: Will you stop that?","The company has been very responsive.","Chair of the American Skeptics Society?","Narrator: The driver was gaining control.","What am I doing here?","Narrator: Please print this flowchart out and tape it near your screen.","One end goes to the man, one end to a pile of bricks.","He got bold after he took the company private.","WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!","Figure: Why is sex so important.","The Dieselworks has been on fire, the Steamworks has been bashed and banged, and because of you, none of my engines is being really useful!","So where is it?","We see the schedule in closeup.","Field reporter feed switches to fullscreen.","And headed right for me!","Friend: They live for millenia and use little energy.","State Library of North Carolina.","Say hello to the NSA.","Girl: Clearly, we should have sex.","However, she proves to be very stubborn and later she causes trouble at the station when refusing to pull a milk tanker.","Randall: Warn your friends.","Love and circuit analysis, hand in hand at last.","Grab your diesel and be sure to watch out on the viaduct.","This is why you can walk around in dim light, but not read.","Wicked witch of the West: Deal.","The three raptors are together at the beginning, but split up about halfway through.","It would be impossible to reach runanimity on every aspect of our budget.","But nothing is forever.","President: How bad is it?","John Seitz has been invited to speak.","Title text: And I even got out my adorable new netbook!","This Week in Tech!","Arizona Memory Project, Reading Arizona Ebooks, online reference resources and more.","AN IRON AND STEEL COMPANY.","Young Scary Guy: I told him and he literally EXPLODED!","But you spend twice as much time with me as with anyone else.","Frogger hops out in front of a semi.","The man is now sitting in the chair awaiting her answer.","He: No, the combining diacritics go OVER the interrobang!","It was a good week for open source, right?","Pros: Sentence set the new meme destiny record.","COULD THEY COLLAPSE OUR CRITICAL PHONE SYSTEMS?","Oftee days, Mob day.","If it starts pointing toward space, you are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today.","One officer is facing him, writing in a notepad, the other is turning to walk away.","Voice from next panel: Stand aside!","Title text: Starring Macaulay Culkin.","Narration: Six years later I found a piece of paper in the street with an address on it.","This digital music thing will probably reach its endgame sometime in the next decade or so.","The next panel is diagonally downward to the right of the previous.","Sir Topham Hatt: Of course.","WAS THIS CLOSE TO A GIRL.","The patient sits on the table.","TAKE OFF YOUR HAIR!","The girl opens the wardrobe.","Second person: Which was?","Google Maps is da best!","Man: Your government has turned against you!","Between them lie several tiny islands such as Politics Daily, CNN Politcal Ticker, and Mediaite.","Fortunately, the only way they could move was by turning on their vibrate while on a sloped table.","Peter is feeding a squirrel.","Hatboy: I wrap my rubber arms around your sticky bulk.","Man: Yeah, we started a reintroduction program.","Exhibit: a figure sits at a booth in front of a bowl of food.","The woman looks up.","The balloon is hailing us!","WAIT, I THOUGHT SHE LEFT.","Wil Harris from Conde Nast Britain.","THEY LIVE IN A TOOL SHED.","BHM: You are you so obsessed with this Hitler guy?","If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number.","Narrator: His blog has four posts, all apologies for not posting more.","Gary Gygax and Death seated at the table.","The scene zooms out, revealing more clouds.","Reporter, out of frame: Will this affect the midterm elections?","You have been eaten by a Grue.","Have you heard that, Wil?","Hat Guy, who has smuggled the aforementioned shears into the ceremony and unceremoniously turned it into a ribbon cutting.","Professor: A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them.","Never gonna give you up.","The collections include photographs, rare books, newspapers, herbarium specimens, artwork, and more.","The two are disintegrated.","Title text: So, um.","Judgment leads to being an asshole.","MY OTHER LITTLE PETS.","Would you like to delete your Portfolio?","He never kidnapped anybody.","WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT?","Idaho: A garden gnome, sitting down.","IT MAKES YOU FEEL DEPRESSED.","Science should be exactly as cool as the headlines sound.","Am I even awake?","He murdered millions and sparked global war!","In the center is a guy with an electric guitar.","What can I do to prevent this in the future?","Dates lead to romance, romance leads to orphaned projects.","The person is moving away from a sale rack.","Like The Veldt or something, right?","Gotta grab it, surface, get in to the radio shed, and warn the President!","They still make bulldozers and refrigerators and ships.","Someone is standing next to a laptop, looking groggy.","Roads lead onto the rings for each leaf, but then are trapped in the circles.","Gumby rocks out with the Clayboys for a concert benefiting local farmers.","Man: Why would I need other wishes?","We can work this out.","Did he take it okay?","To imagine any other end is delusion.","CAN NO LONGER SEE YOU.","The last panel, unusually, is infinitely large, and this transcript is not wide enough to contain it.","Scrofula, I mooa foiaon, Kueumatism, Astnma, cancel s or Tumors, r emaie tveaaness, rues, jxeuraigia.","Title text: I want this engraved on my tombstone like the Epitaph of Stevinus.","He is the director of Digital at Conde Nast UK.","MIT EIN NEUSBURGER TOD.","The narrator is talking to a blonde and brunette friend, each with some pimples also.","TURNING INTO A BRISKET.","Share more about who you are and what you do.","Odie out of trouble.","Hat guy: Too hard to reach.","You may get a chance to go to one sometime.","The enemy will be born in the network.","Dramatic zoom, the panel background is black, with white text.","Which one were you in?","One man sits at a computer.","Narrator: It startled me when characters mentioned Satan.","Two people are walking.","These are very exciting times.","Ron Paul: I said full speed!","Complete instructions for activating this system are available as a GNU info page.","People are lined up by a well.","Person: Aww, still in Memphis.","HOW EVERY DUDE SHE DATES IS A TOTAL DRUGGIE?","Viewpoint zooms in onto cell phone on table.","The Superintendent of Streets of the City of Phoenix shall post notice of said proposed improvement as required by law.","Thomas the Tank Engine slash fiction.","Man: If you learned to speak Lojban, your communication would be completely unambiguous and logical.","Ray: Beef, check this out.","Ringo Starr: Said the Driver.","Black hat guy: Mhm?","He shines a flashlight at the sea floor.","On one of the webs are words, presumably written by the spider.","The future is a big place!","Oh, remember the guy, the homeless guy who had this beautiful voice?","Title text: Wait a minute.","Man: All right, baby.","An adult and a child are talking.","Girl: I should feel scared.","KNOW SHE FORGOT HER DRESS?","These are typed into Wikipedia.","The upper portion of the panel continues dialogue, while the lower shows a drunk gameshow host and several contestants.","The man drops the pistol and starts hammering away a chunk of rock.","Normal Guy: Just talk to them like a fucking human being.","Return it there and stand it back up right now.","George Carlin: They yelled.","City Recorder of the City of phoenix.","The woman sets down the turtle and turns to her partner.","Hat Guy: You saw through me, all right.","Have you guys seen this webcomic?","Trinity off the top of a building with a sled.","George Carlin: Duck felt happier with Edward and set to work at once.","Gordon worked hard all day.","SITS IN ON TRIANGLE.","Stars dot the sky and a ray of light traverses the frame horizontally.","Jack and belting all complete, ooc bedstead and otner household t implements.","If you have paying Supporters, they will no longer have exclusive access.","The artist puts it in the corner of a room which has cobwebs in it.","Does it taste good?","Title text: In a way, all vultures are Time Vultures; some just have more patience than others.","Buttercup: After years of mourning!","She: FUCK ME NOW.","The person she is talking to, a doctor holding a clipboard, is shown inset.","Title text: Of course, since their cautionary tale was reported in a print newspaper, no one read it.","JPL websites are still overloaded.","Your monetary worth is now determined by the number of funny pictures saved to your hard drive.","The lecturer looks down at a student.","Quick, look thoughtfully into space and nod.","The two engines had to work hard, pushing and pulling all afternoon.","Some classic rock like Boston, but then of course Queen and Bowie, Joan Jett.","We celebrated the birth of a child, then we ate of his flesh and blood.","ATTENTION Clvon to nil Or.","But I did what I really needed to do.","The new leg hits the ground, forming a tripod base.","He and she are holding radios and looking up.","Ringo Starr: Said the Fat Controller.","Would not buy again.","Title text: A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.","Find a crossbow and get him into position behind one of the columns at the Fed entrance.","THAT HE WAS UPSET.","THINGS LIKE THAT EITHER.","The circles are highly variable in size now, and pressed up against a larger one on the right side.","On each row, the first panel explains the breakdown of a password, the second panel shows how long it would take for a computer to guess, and the third panel provides an example scene showing someone trying to remember the password.","Our show brought to you buy Audible.","And ended with Patient Zero five minutes later.","Man: Stop spoiling my future with your slightly more distant one.","Alt text: My friend Elizabeth tried to mail one end of the cable to me and thread the mail system.","You can add a nofollow tag to the link.","And the ten minutes striking up a conversation with that strange kid in homeroom sometimes matters more than every other part of high school combined.","The diagram shows a simple highway.","Narrator: A few days later, when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for George the Steamroller.","FIRST competition field, with teams at opposite ends.","Three lines start on the left labeled Abe, Aaron, and Granger.","Additional restrictions may apply.","Ponytailed stick figure: Ah.","Person grumblingly reentering the bathroom.","Narrator: and then some.","Some music is playing.","Two people are standing outside the tape.","Sign on exhibit: Make your bed or monsters will know a kid lives there.","The Fat Controller: You were very brave indeed.","Andy does a Jaques Cousteou accent that was very bizarre.","Two men stand in front of a flashlight display in a store.","Each has a red and a blue marker corresponding to the scale described.","Shy, but there was something in her eyes.","Two scientists in lab coats and goggles place a sample into a machine.","Elegant apartment permanently lit by strobe light!","The coin goes flying.","Title text: Ok, so Spirit and Opportunity are pretty awesome.","Man: Actually, not quite.","Title text: Not enough houses on your block?","Thus, nowadays the world is controlled by whoever buys advertising time on Dora the Explorer.","Guy: I should have made something up.","Two people stand in front of this sign.","Second Guy: Whatever, you are so gay.","Let me see that.","Gabe is standing there, grinning that mischievous grin, and twirling his beloved cardboard tube between his fingers.","SEO and site rankings.","The view zooms in dramatically on the hat child, whose fists are clenched.","One of them is thinking about a third gravestone.","Girl: I think we should break up.","Title text: But Einstein said it was the most powerful force in the universe, and I take all my investment advice from flippant remarks by theoretical physicists making small talk at parties.","Ebay called the seller to let the seller know that the buyer.","Title text: Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.","Minecraft at work and accidentally dropped a stack of diamond into lava.","Title text: It looks good, but it needs more postfixins.","WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?","What are you doing?","Difficulty to remember: Hard.","You may have three wishes.","Give me a hand here.","Guy: The tip of this pencil is neat!","That would be interesting.","We see a figure from the torso up, with arms outstretched.","Man with headset: Hooray!","The boy remains hovering in the air.","AS SOON AS I COULD.","AM showing on Thursday to go and see it.","The woman peers down.","The fifth golden ticket is mine!","The girl turns around from the game to look at her laptop, which is sitting on the floor behind her.","Place where fire comes out to help them escape.","Hey, are you friends with any hamsters.","DANNY BONADUCE BEAT UP?","And now I might never get to again.","Try switching browsers or updating this one.","Title text: An hour later: SUGGESTION: LICK HER NIPPLE MORE.","Man: What if someone trips on it?","Voice outside frame: Are you coming to bed?","Or UIC graduates, provied any of them manage to fill out the application correctly.","Title text: Unsafe vehicles, hills, and philosophy go hand in hand.","What is it, again?","Woman: REAL programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.","Each area or item is labeled.","Batman runs into frame and punches the narrator.","VI every part of tae diseased tissues in the cavities of the nose, face and head, throat ana bronchia.","Medium mail, you look so pro.","The killer must have followed her on vacation!","An owl flies into the panel.","AND YOU CAN HAVE MORE CAPERS.","Text found between the two insets, which are directly below the main map.","One is Black Hat Guy.","They both put down their catalogs.","Does that make sense?","Second Guy is in the process of standing up.","WE ALL DO IT.","Hat man is holding his first and second fingers parallel and at an angle, and they are green.","He wrote fantasy posts on a cannibalism fetish site.","Malcolm: and this is Kaylee.","The woman who called is at her computer.","To join the Watch Party for this video, sign up for Prime.","Harass us mercilessly, we love it.","Woman: Cogito ergo cogito.","The person picks it up.","James Lewis, the band cutter, slightly cut the hand of Johnson, who was feeding the machine.","Friend: If it was instant, with the right arrangement of moving reference frames, we could use this to send signals back in time and violate causality!","Man: So, you were into dinosaurs when they were still underground?","The debris forms the Stingray Nebula.","HERE YOU ARE, FOLKS.","Presenter: Remember Windows ME?","Exhibit label: Genghis Khan: victory through dragons.","You did not enter a value.","Jason Snell is at sixcolors.","Mac win in a decade or so the game will be over.","Each bar has, as one unit, a labeled song.","DEAR GRANDMOMS: I AM SORRY!","WELL THEN, TRY GILLETTE!","AND HAD TO HOLD BACK.","It throws Guy to the edge of the panel, pinned to the wall.","Steward: Some of them are noticing the number.","He veered into a siding where a barber had set up shop.","Darkness, Faulty Condoms Blamed.","Do I _want_ that?","Figure with sunglasses: so I used regular expressions.","View into the dorm room.","The teacher has a blue dress and blonde hair piled on her head in a bun.","Thanks for Requesting to Join This Group!","Texas: A dog sitting in a bowl.","Two boys are kneeling down on either side of a coke bottle.","Colorado: The wiki article on Colorado.","Beret guy: Imagine a giant bowling ball on a rubber sheet.","The TEACHER stands panel right facing the student.","In the areas outside the rooms, there are two more exhibits and restrooms, all clickable.","Man: So, I never got your name.","Including Junior, Senior, etc.","Man: I like you.","Left: Or thinking about Mayans.","To create or join a Watch Party, use the latest version of a supported web browser like Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox.","Man: I knew it!","Man: Does every porn site have to brant itself like this?","MAN IN BERET: Hey!","Harry Potter series is incredible.","The man is making nachos in the microwave.","Saturday is game night.","Get him out of here.","It goes even closer to her face.","Black and white again.","Surgeon: A USB port?","The engines were sorry and want you back.","Become a Core Member to get your own Core symbol.","Title text: If you need some help with the math, let me know, but that should be enough to get you started!","It was one of the old models.","Where did you get them?","Ponytail: Okay, we need to make it more exciting for them.","THEIR TREATMENT has been a specialty with us H tr Mirai jrwn, MTiug mwvtm ojui.","Person on pillar: Well, you might as well call into question all of human experience.","If you watch long enough, the lights do odd things such as turn purple, or light up all three red.","CLAIM to like long walks on the beach.","To go in, I had to suspend disbelief, forget the outside.","Two people are in a car, which is driving past a cactus.","SAY, WHAT IS THIS PLACE ANYWAY?","Why not reach out to another deviant and say hi?","What is going on?","Freim n remember that Ih.","One Cadburry egg is enough to make me feel kinda gross.","The woodpecker is banging its head against a tree.","Airplanes from many different countries could now travel directly to the Island of Sodor, which was convenient for tourists but made the days very busy for the buses and the trains!","The owners of these papers seem to have but one purpose, and that is to increase their circulation.","If examined in the office.","When I was stressed out, Zach gave me a talk that was really encouraging and somehow involved nanobots.","Okay, what kind of emergencies can happen?","Scientist: And hopefully be found and mailed to us.","Woman: Then I guess this is the end.","Woman: Now we just scan for remote exploits.","Of course no one else compares.","He paid a hundred dollars.","Global financial status is described here.","On the stage are three guys with a bass, guitar, drum kit and strange haircuts.","DOING IT FOR, AGAIN?","Normal Guy: Oh no.","They appear in this order, from left to right: Sociology, Psychology, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics.","REALLY GOOD MEDICAL WASTE!","Girl: Billy, did you learn about politics from the internet?","This is the newspaper though.","Unaware of the change of plan, Edward leaves before Bertie arrives and so Bertie has to chase after him.","Little Prince crossover fanfic has been poorly received by the community.","On the right, in the foreground, are two police officers.","Man: If only there were some way we could be together.","The President is standing at a podium with a fancy logo on the front.","Narrator: The night has just begun.","That the public interest laid convenience require, and that it is the intention of the Common Council of the City of Phoenix to following work to be done.","Tumblr now I have to say.","This was originally to be the episode Donald and Douglas the Scottish twins were introduced in.","The black cat, sleeping, has dreamed the entire strip.","Apple is a big company.","He has a point.","Lewis for some time, concluding with the threat that if Lewis repeated the act he would knock his head off.","Fujitsu Exec: But noone bought it!","Why are you just standing there?","Edward was still boasting.","And I carried them out.","RIPPED OFF AT THIS POINT.","Strip originally conceived in conversation with Jeph Jacques.","He just realized that all the time he used to spend daydreaming, he now spends worrying.","Person in Car: What the hell?","TV show in here.","Does this make sense to you?","Wallace and his loyal dog, Gromit, set out to discover the mystery behind the garden sabotage that plagues their village and threatens the annual giant vegetable growing contest.","OTHER TIME, JERRY, HUH?","Johns, a resident of Pittsburga, Kan.","Random Guy is bleeding profusely.","In the middle is a bowling ball.","After tonight, we go and live our lives, no regrets.","Visitors will be able to request all commissions from your profile and Browse page.","He fades into a thought bubble containing the next four panels.","It keeps the squirrels off the feeder!","United States that do not have a cell phone but have a landline.","Title text: Grayton also proposed making college scholarships available exclusively to sexually active teens, amnesty for illegal immigrants who create room for themselves by killing a citizen, and a graduated income tax based on penis size.","We can clear out the rest of our brains because we now have the best fact.","Black Hat Man: Then I guess you should get a Nazi to come up with a better one.","LLC structure, it gives them a little more optionality in terms of what they give their money to.","Title text: My decal set has no adults, just a sea of hundreds of the little girl figures closing in around a single cat.","My scores in Geoguessr would be higher if people would quit building replicas of everything.","The next night, Percy crashes into a cart of lime powder, turning him pale white and decides to play a ghostly trick on Thomas.","Three figures are standing around.","AND COMES FROM NOWHERE.","Kid is sitting on the ground with his chin in his hand.","NO TIME TO TALK, ART.","Sketch One had the ability to have a demo version.","This is one of those things.","The IHOP up the strip had pancake platters named after various states.","Title text: Please do not try any of this and die or get arrested.","Narrator: Sailor John watched the rescue operation, then he had more news for George.","An easy to read, definitely worth picking up.","Hairline cracks in reality widened to yawning chasms.","Administrator de bonis non.","NET, WEB, SPHERE, TUBES and BLAG.","Wil Harris is here.","One of the scientists has removed his goggles.","Watching character: Wow, you suck at math.","OUR LEADERS SIGNED A TREATY WITH THEIR QUEEN, AND OUR BORDERS WERE SET BY THE YABRIS ACCORDS.","Picture shows a pathway winding through trees to a sink inside a house, out to some swings and back to ths sink, out to a ball and back to the sink.","Girl: Did you cut down the Yggdrasil?","Time since I last had to open Xorg.","Those signs mark elevators which have never been inspected.","South of Tech Blogs, off of which sprouts the small peninsula of Business Blogs, is the Spamblog Straits.","Only your watchers will have access to it.","Trade policy and the.","At least I never gave her the root password.","Cory Doctorow is a little upset about copyright law.","Rob, is sitting at a computer.","Three people stand in the foyer of a restaurant.","We had a malaria party, but it turned out not to be very much fun.","RE YOU FROM, JERRY?","Woman: Okay, Physics, quit fucking with us.","He awoke the Sheeple!","Caption: I have leftover chips.","Character: Ooh, good question!","Two figures stand around a levitating person.","Christmas Eve and all the engines are at work getting ready for the Christmas Party.","LISTEN, CAN WE PICK A COMPARISON LESS LIKELY TO TURN YOU ON?","Diesel; so I sent him packing.","Its twenty kilometers up, just above the tag clouds.","Woman: You embarassedme with my family last weekend.","You know who is a refugee from corporate life?","NEVER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT.","The art style is dropped.","People sit behind booths in the background.","App did not warn me about tornado.","Caves painted, ceramic art made.","Person: Is that louder?","The board was asked to lend their assistance in the securing of funds for the clubs, but they did not see that the matter lay in their field of action.","He gives a lot to museums.","Chick seizes mother duck, lifts upwards.","Mother: Well, because, uh.","We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us.","Tech and the hackable Barbie, plus Mark Zuckerberg.","WHERE ARE WE GOING?","The two voice bubbles cross in the middle of the second panel.","Narrator: George groaned, and shut his eyes.","Game: He once built a treehouse.","In the background a girl can be seen standing on the descending escalator.","Minecraft for the past year?","This is a good game.","When I got used to the regular nightmares, my subconscious got creative.","You signed out in another tab or window.","The man points behind the woman, and the woman turns around.","Two men are talking in a room with a computer on.","Back at the Senate.","How do you make an event entertaining?","These will be separated by double new lines.","Pluto should never have been a planet.","The opposite of true.","One person has a cord leaving their mouth, the other is holding a handset on the end of it to their ear.","Woman holding up book.","Same person leaving the bathroom.","Gordon told the other engines that night.","This is actually surprising news because the courts have traditionally upheld the rights of employers when it comes to digital stuff.","One passenger next to him is drinking a glass of water; another is contemplating the sign.","Want to see our materials from all around the world mapped?","PIECE OF JUNK RUNNING ANYHOW.","You know, as a young man, Hitler was rejected from art school.","Computer: I am not a robot.","She leans back over her chair again and addresses the man.","Man, Farmville is so huge!","When the Farmer and Bitzer go to a Country Fair, Shaun steals away with them intent on causing mischief.","The figure continues reading.","Yet someone is clearly doing their job horribly wrong.","Title text: Dear Peter Wiggin: This letter is to inform you that you have received enough upvotes on your reddit comments to become president of the world.","Rob has curled up and wrapped his arms around himself.","These are my possible theories.","The goat remains tied up on the far side.","This page is temporarily unavailable.","The audiobook will be narrated by Robert Krulwich of Radiolab.","The screen is filled with static.","SEE THAT BODY IN ACTION.","The scene is revealed to be at the alter getting married by a minister to a woman in a bridal dress.","GET THEIR TICKETS HERE!","The man takes the megaphone away from his mouth.","The first rule of talking to me about movies is do NOT talk about Fight Club.","Hat man: King Wenceslas massacred my people.","Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and mended you are coming home.","Why not look it up?","Man on bed: What are you doing?","Man: That chart explained the quantum hall effect.","One day, Gordon was in the sheds where he lived with the other engines.","Woman: and take a shot in the psychological dark.","Breaking: To surprise of pundits, numbers continue to be best system for determining which of two things is larger.","YOU GO IN WITHOUT ME.","Corporations control your every thought!","To crack open proprietary hardware, she teamed up with one of the top experts in signal processing and data transferring protocols.","Title text: The local police, growing increasingly concerned about this church, ask parishoners to take a sip of wine and then spit it back out for DNA testing.","Annihilator offers us no happiness, no answers, naught but the cold embrace of the void.","Guy with hat: Not sure, how much blood is there in a churchmouse?","Mary had a little lamb, It lived to a ripe old age, It grew into a female sheep, Enclosed within the Page.","Woman: Then we had a second breakthrough.","Two spacecraft transmit messages to each other while passing at constant velocities of.","Woman: We should go to the north beach.","Girl looking at a large screen with many green and red squares.","Title text: I hear many of you finally have smooth Flash support, but me and my Intel card are still waiting on a kernel patch somewhere in the pipeline before we can watch Jon Stewart smoothly.","Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane.","RE JUST MIXED UP.","JUST SMILE AND TAKE A PLATE.","Title text: The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself.","How is babby formed?","HAVE YOU HEARD IT BEFORE?","THE GLENN CLOSE EXPERIENCE.","Title text: Sometimes I try to picture what everything would look like if the whole spectrum were compressed into the visible spectrum.","Stereo: Oh Mickey, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey!","Man, I just wanted to know how babby was formed.","Oream for Parties and Socials a Specialty.","STOP GIVING HIM SO MUCH COFFEE IT SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE.","Title text: It only works a few times before you have to capsize the boat in a soap lagoon again.","The woman sits down on the floor with the girl and starts reading another of the books.","The hourglass continues to display.","Boy: This was my world.","Is it behind my ear?","All the audience members are either dead or dying, having fallen onto the floor or slumped over in their seats.","This could be our last night on earth.","Hat Guy crouches on top of the light cycle.","TO MAKE ME GO FOR YOU.","But I think that part of it is because Silicon Valley does seem really cut off from the rest of the country.","And of course those can be put in all sorts of devices.","Girl: No, I know everything, this is just for fun.","What do you do?","In the center of farm for stock, fine young oreaari, O arple trees and other fruit.","The Gherkin, The Walkie Talkie is the latest controversial one.","But the vote was unanimous.","It tells you what your friends are talking about.","Operator: Splotches of light?","Both are on white squares.","Beret Guy is speaking into a mic in front of a sign that says Volvo Cars.","This is the only information we have.","Text: If you actually do this, what really happens is Douglas Hofstadter appears and talks to you for eight hours about strange loops.","Please enter a valid date.","Second Man: Well, becoming a citizen takes work.","You Can Do It, Toby!","FOR A LIVING, YOU KNOW.","She has the pink bucket.","This chat will be removed from your chat list.","Do you mean the yard?","Physicists are two points, mathematicians three.","Error: Device is not responding.","Quartz badges are awarded to exceptional deviations and comments.","Geographic profile maps which are basically just population maps.","YOU DIRTY, FILTHY PIG.","Man: Oh my God!","How may I assist?","High bathroom window: probably secure.","WE CAME HERE FOR, TO EAT?","Lovely picture of the two of them.","Man: Just wire it up to some nerves.","There is a graph.","Making out with yourself: now an official xkcd theme?","At the end, the ship to the West drifts off into a corner.","You just jumped right in and did the monster voice.","We really appreciate it.","It gives me a headache.","Title text: I favor approval voting or IRV chiefly because they mean we might get to bring back The Bull Moose party.","Six people are shown representing six scientific fields.","Always remember how special you are.","Booth: A concession stand.","JUST DROP HIS MARBLES?","Back to three panels per row.","An IM window is open over a Chrome window with tabs for Spark Plug, Feeler Gauge, and Wikipedia.","He intends to send one of them back and a spiteful unknown brake van only makes things worse.","Chap: Plus like half an hour of sweeping.","Second person: It just blows my mind.","Cuticura Soap and Ointment Completely Cured.","North Dakota: The top half of an amp.","Rick Astley: Is how I roll.","COME BACK, LITTLE JERRY.","You: Oh, hey, reddit has a link to some XKCD april fools comic.","He knocked me over and tumbled into the distance.","Which worked, but created its own set of problems?","The man is interrupted by another man punching him in the face, and he drops his phone to the ground.","Woman: Sometimes I mistake this for a universe that cares.","You can see I love Audible.","The voice off screen turns out to be a woman.","We have to plug her butt in.","Title text: Sweet unintersecting dreams!","There is a turtle.","Person: One of these days, Alice.","All the fun parts of life are optional.","Woman: Once they get complacent, we break out the second amendment.","White, about a pig named Wilbur who is saved from being slaughtered by an intelligent spider named Charlotte.","Behind them, rubble burns and smokes.","Zombie Marie Curie: She revolutionized abstract algebra, filled gaps in relativity, and found what some call the most beautiful, deepest result in theoretical physics.","Middle guy: Whoa, cool!","He actually won an award for it.","Well, better than the reverse, I guess.","Voice: Is there anything else?","Jinr bow treated with that, axeat.","Hat man is looking toward the bottom of the escalator, not caring or noticing the chaos unfolding.","Other guy: Uh, ok.","The balloon breaks the surface, pulling the shark with it.","HAVE A COCKTAIL FIRST?","First Man: Okay, let me put this in your terms.","On the wall is a digital countdown, partially obscured by a picture of a sunset.","Man with the black hat: Sounds good.","What exactly are they?","He sprains his hand after he falls off his horse, and Stacy brings him back to the station to bandage it up.","HATE TO BE A BURDEN.","Trying to get kids all over the world to spend an hour learning to code.","Suffered Day and Night.","If I just break this screen.","First man: My what?","They just show how good smart people are at rationalizing.","Or just rearrange them?","Come explore the future with me!","THAT IS JUST HIS TYPE.","The man takes a closer look at the card, and WBM holds up his case.","Title text: During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.","TO BLOW HER TOP.","Person is looking out the door of a Zeppelin.","Man: It was my first internet meme, and my favorite.","ONE MUST BE SURE ABOUT.","More visitors meant more passenger and goods trains and a lot of coordination!","Apple to virgin app, you get a little reminder that says hey do you want to check in and swipe and you check in online, and it says hey do you want to add this boarding pass to your passbook.","Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages.","The way I view this is Samsung is going to pay entirely in coins.","There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.","Ow, stop throwing pennies.","What is it you want to talk about?","The man approaches the woman with black hair.","Hey, this is just a system I can figure out easily!","One person has a bike, and is wearing a helmet.","So now the child is in a private session in you know, the room, talking to this thing.","None of the doors actually lead out.","Two adult humans stand facing out of the screen.","At the bottom of the ramp is a small kicker ramp which will launch him over the bed.","Like Alexa, for example.","His date works for Red Hat, who hired a coach for her, too.","BROUGHT TO YOU BY SCHICK.","It preys mainly on other dinosaurs, which it strikes and kills in midair with its claws.","USB so it goes right on the computer, it tells the software exactly how much it weighs.","LIKE A RIVER BARGE.","To spend my life restlessly producing instead of sedately consuming?","Plumber: I love that game!","Note: the values will be displayed left to right and top to bottom.","Once, long ago, I saw this girl go by.","WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF!","To mess with an astronomer, put a mirror in the path of their telescope.","Second Man: I mean, kill you even sooner.","Beret Guy: What if I had some ice cream?","The person spins, raising a finger, most likely to indicate some sort of quest at hand.","Exhibit: A giant basilisk looms over children.","Wood is a hard, fibrous tissue found in many plants.","Second person: Maybe one of the state governments more willing to experiment could try it out.","The pair continue talking about the first guy as they exit the frame to the left.","But be this my death or yours, free software will carry on!","Title text: Unfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.","THE HUNGRY MOUTH NIGHT CLUB.","My blacklightsaber was not a success.","ANY SPIDERS IN IT.","AS YOU USED TO BE.","Well, now we know.","Man: The clutter of everyday life, with a simple core to tie it together, eventually becomes something grand as the world itself.","The person is facing away from the computer addressing someone off panel.","Air only works once, so make it something unforgettable.","It has not been conclusively proven impossible.","Out of panel: When orcs are near?","The comic is narrated by an unspecified person.","That for me has changed my life, by the way.","Continue to edit and publish your Portfolio.","Narrator and one other are between two lovers.","Voice: For saving my kingdom, I offer you a gift of great power.","OPEN YOUR EYES, JERRY.","Tron Paul: Get Off!","How should one see it?","Sailor John: You were very brave, indeed.","Female: Actually, that last one would look pretty hot.","Interested in the estate of Those as uory, aeceasea, late oi an n en.","You can open this web page in a browser for later reference, or post it somewhere to share.","There are books and papers scattered around him.","Title text: After exhausting the OED, we started numbering them.","Woman: My teacher always told me that if I applied myself, I could become the next Marie Curie.","The man stands alone in a wide expanse.","Ok, wow, that was clever of her.","New York City police officer was charged with conspiracy to kidnap.","Narrator: I was able to build a computer.","What exactly is in the painkillers they gave you?","LACK OF MUSCLE BEACH.","Typewriters REMINGTON TYPEWRITER CO.","Narrator: Every piece of information about a particle was encoded as a string of bits written in the stones.","On the other side of the world, a new style of street racing rules the Tokyo underground.","But then everything snaps back.","Anchorman sitting at newsdesk.","Second Man: But how much time can I spend doing your mom?","Ha ha, get it?","The whole piece of kit moves back to its original position.","Cats ok, limit one per square foot.","Everything else was pretty secondary.","Guy and girl on longboard.","Man in a hallway looking in on a board meeting.","Next Step back in the day.","Person sits at a desk with a computer.","The first editors, Chas.","The man looks at the graph.","Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.","Dad, to child: Told you so.","We have an unwritten rule, if somebody asks to be bitten, Charlie gets to bite however hard he wants.","The female cousin lies on her stomach with the laptop on the floor.","The balloon is getting lower.","We see him on horseback, helmeted wielding a sword.","THEY SURE CAN WEAR YOU OUT.","Title text: Colorado is working to develop coherent amber waves, which would allow them to finally destroy Kansas and Nebraska with a devastating but majestic grain laser.","Gruber has been off the reservation a lot lately.","TV: Well, my posh Bel Air life took a turn for the worse.","Save, then import the saved page into Word.","The man drops the hammer and fires the pistol into the ground.","These are loose original wills probated in the province.","The passenger is holding the tornado by its tail.","If you stare at the center of this chart, your eyes are seeing all these panels at roughly the same level of detail.","Woman is singing, man is staring at a flass of water on a table.","To hunt, they lock on to some prey, and when it stops moving, they eat it.","COME IN FOR DINNER, HONEY.","Image of the Big Dipper.","How are you today?","So the takeaway is.","Title text: Even governmental elevator inspectors get bored halfway through asking where the building office is.","Title Text: Things were better before the Structuring and the Levels.","Three people stand together singing Christmas carols.","The numbers are piled on their side next to a scale.","Beret Guy trades in his keys at the dealership.","There needs to be an App Store Tsar.","LL COME BACK AGAIN.","Presenter: With your funding, we could create hybrids in proportions corresponding to any binary fraction.","The other is at a computer.","We have work to do here!","Man: Just imagine someone found a book from _our_ time, full of lists, illustrations, tables, and long, dry descriptions of nonexistent worlds written in an invented language.","The hat keeps falling, with only his legs still visible.","Loyal Order of Moose.","Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper.","THEY KNOW ME HERE.","Duck loved coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past.","Wall Street Journal, halt the Ali Baba spin off and sell the internet business.","In an inset picture is the rover.","Randall: Hi, my name is Randall.","VE GOT A DATE.","This account was removed from the Watch Party by the host.","CAN I SHOW YOU?","The big engines start ordering him about, so Duck and Percy decide to take matters into their own wheels.","At last they reached the top of the hill.","BLING BLAGGA LOOBY DOFF!","Narrator: I hate whatever marketer first realized you could do this.","The rest of the page is cut off.","Heading: Sometimes is seems bizarre to me that we take dreaming in stride.","Apple says and everything Apple makes.","You have TEN seconds.","Man: What the hell was that?","Title text: Wait, that second one is a woman?","This Week in Enterprise Tech.","There is also an arcade with a Jukebox.","Google the name of the program plus a few words related to what you want to do.","Jelly in one hand, the other on his chin.","Analyst: You come across a tortoise in the desert.","AROUND THE ENGLISH CHANNEL?","Have you seen our budget?","ALMOST DONE OVER HERE.","Wall: You have terrible taste.","This is the Pleiades, asshole.","Jefferson would have been all about crypto.","Title text: Ingress: Foursquare With Space Noises.","Association, that body being the proper place for such appointments to eminate from.","Garfield thought bubble: THE WORLD IS BURNING.","Kid: Holy crap, a portal!","They can also invest it.","Woman: Okay, this is bad.","Man standing on his doorstep at the top of a small flight of stairs, near the bottom of which the girl has stopped, no longer reading.","His books were kinda intimidating; rappelling down through his skylight seemed like the best option.","HEY BABY, WANNA COME BACK TO MY SEX ________?","If you have a memory of something you really liked, like maybe, you know what I would put in there?","The only people who are going to do this, I think having done it now, are people who are geeks.","There is a snippet of a frequency band.","South Carolina: A slice of pizza.","Look at the whitespace.","Is your mom the lady over by the door?","You can look at a picture for a week and never think of it again.","When I throw the lever, you will feel centrifugal force crush every bone in your body.","Wil Harris from London, his new digs with Fiber.","COMING HOME LAST NIGHT.","You need to encourage sharing in the public mind.","Beret guy kneels down next to it.","THIS IS TAPED ON.","It should really be broken up, with lizards folded into ornithology.","Me: Yeah, my latest work is on ranking people from best to worst.","HEY, CROW, WE GOT THE MONEY!","Anyway, I gotta run.","Man and woman are standing and sitting on the ground overlooking the windmills.","Katie Benner, thank you for being here from the New York Times via San Francisco.","Read letters, examine regimental histories, or search related state documents.","REAL programmers use Vim.","So does a handgun.","THE MANSON FAMILY CHRISTMAS.","Ok, you just gave me another one to put in my cart.","Man is holding a box with an open lid.","ARE A LITTLE SHORTER.","Raptors can open doors, but they are slowed by them.","Our lab has successfully crossed a spork with a spoon.","Man and woman swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.","Exhibit: A large bird.","Beret Guy drive by in an SUV.","FROM MY WEIRD FOREIGN FRIEND.","Two people are watching the video offpanel.","The first boy raises his arms in exclamation.","Senator: You were fired from Radio Shack after you built a death ray and vaporized a customer?","Ford algorithm makes terrible pillow talk.","The woman walks away.","George Carlin: The silly cars had knocked their conductor off his van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning.","IT GOOD IN THE BACK?","The age of leisure is dead, and the art of conversation is dying.","Is it near that Friend Zone you keep talking about?","To verify your identity, we need to ask you a question nobody else could answer.","Frizzle, and she stands at a desk with a computer on it, typing.","TTith his own rrt.","Panel is inverted, white on black background.","We should get inside!","TOM PETTY IN THE MORNING.","View of the entire scene, with said turtle off in the distance on its back and trying to right itself.","Digital stuff has always been treated as, you know, the under the ownership of the employer.","Pull back to shot of both men.","IN A STATE OF DEPRESSION.","Different mathematic equations, all with heart on left side, and all equal question mark.","Wow, this is a much better design.","Can you put her on?","THESE ARE JUST THE CARNIES.","You might be able to watch while we work on the issue.","ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?","Point your right arm along the first vector and your legs along the second, then watch some porn.","Woman: Except you have two problems.","IMPOSSIBLE to find a good sandwich in this town.","COOKING DINNER FOR YOU?","Man: How about that one?","Oh, you have a girlfriend.","Ask someone for help or give up.","This is a good world.","Quick, call the capitol!","You are the number one reason women are so rare on the Internet.","Idiocracy is so true.","WHO CANNOT BE READ.","First guy: OK me neither.","Man: Well, Cory Doctorow does.","Girl: This says they now think raptors used their wings for stability, flapping to stay on top of their prey while hanging on with their hooked claws and eating it alive.","TO AVOID A DATE WITH ME.","Inset, the bearded fellow rubs his index and middle fingers against his thumb.","Woman with pistol: Bangarang, motherfucker.","Her son, Bobby, was never much for computers, but her daughter Elaine took to them like a ring in the bell.","How do you know there are an infinite number of primes?","He is looking at a TV on the floor connected to a game console, also on the floor.","Two people are leaning against each other, sitting on top of the moon.","The two engines have to work hard pushing and pulling all afternoon.","While trying to get to the bottom of the incident, the Fat Controller sends Duck to work with Edward for a while.","Bermuda enters from the east side of the map, wanders around the Atlantic in a scribble, goes north for a while, and then peters out.","Blockheads, dognap his pet pooch, Lowbelly!","Drama is low before the line, then steadily increases afterward.","Large quote in article body.","Two people; one is sitting at a desk in front of a laptop.","The man pushes his chair back, puts one elbow on the back of the chair and points with his other hand at the screen.","Jeffrey Rowland and Randall are sitting together, with a globe between them.","Title text: And the baby has a fever.","Woman: Argh, movie pet peeve.","BHM enters the now open Time door as the other man looks on.","URLs on chalkboards, encircled with a DNE.","Child: I want to be a scientist.","First man: Wait, what does that gesture even mean?","BUT I THINK YOU KNOW.","Edward is determined to save him and finds the man to do so.","Six more weeks of winter.","LIKE, UH, A TRACK.","Friend: So, what did you do all afternoon?","We have been receiving a large volume of requests from your network.","Lafayette in the Somewhat United States.","Woman: I met this guy.","Shaun The Sheep returns to the small screen with his very own series.","Little did she know that Russel and Whitehead had already failed at this same task.","He looks at the label.","And one more thing.","But nine months later.","The Facebook of SEX!","Date of coverage vary.","REAL programmers use Emacs.","Lending is not enabled.","Woman enters the room, holding some sort of device.","Woman: Holy Fuck, ten years ago?","GIRL: Fuck those people.","Army Hoard to continue its boosting.","Shoot them doing it.","Oh, is that where it comes from?","Reviews all say to avoid that brand.","Neo, wearing the long black trench coat, at a metal detector, is accosted by the security guard.","Listen, I just remembered I need to mail you a letter.","AT THE ORANGE BOWL.","You can always edit this later.","Ringo Starr: They yelled.","Look, maybe you just suck at explaining.","Two people sitting at a desk, facing each other.","The battle between Clayboys and clones is filled with trains and planes, knights and fights, thrills and spills!","The man closes and leans against the door.","Oh, and, uh, if the Russian government asks, that submarine was always there.","Black hat guy: Yeah.","Person: Fastest gun in the west!","SO MAKE UP YOUR MIND.","Telescoping pole extends further, approaching a sprinkler head fixture.","Others tired of it, but I never did.","See that physicist crossing the road?","The Fat Controller arrives and tells Duck that he has sent Diesel away and Duck is welcome in the yard again.","Girl: I see what you did there.","Woman shoots offscreen man with super soaker.","At the scrapyard, Edward meets a traction engine called Trevor, who is due to be broken up in a week, despite being in perfect working condition.","Why are you standing in the yard wearing a papal hat and a robe covered in seeds?","Harry Callahan stands near a wall, pointing a revolver at another figure, presumably a suspect, reclined on the ground.","Above the doorway is a pallid bust of Pallas.","IF YOU COULD BREAK AWAY THERE.","Go full steam ahead with Thomas and his friends as they shunt cars, haul freight, and strive to be Really Useful Engines.","Somebody: Michelle dates potheads like Elaine but at least they both have real jobs.","Dialog comes from within.","Title text: Click and drag.","BHM: Fine, fine, I get it!","Woman: Humble and simple, enduring by virtue of perfect design.","Screen person: But you.","The committee members chase Hat Guy out the door as the Senate floor floods with playpen balls.","And it seems like the VTech policies where not really considering the fact that they needed to take it seriously.","Does it cost money to create a Portfolio?","In the future, people who got to pick cool numbers by signing up for Google Voice early will be revered as wizards.","Person is now talking to the engineer.","They have these elaborate conversations.","SURE GONNA MISS HER.","Jon released an exploit in the protocol for meeting girls.","The girl sits at her computer in silence.","SHOOT HIM BETTER FROM HERE.","We get it a day before you guys.","Black Hat Guy: Did you know November is Tongue Awareness Month?","Bill Gates is doing, Warren Buffet is doing.","Yahoo has got Brooklyn Ease.","The girl looks over at the guy, who is scratching his head at his thought bubble.","Maid: Sorry, big mixup.","George Carlin: Said the driver.","WE GET SOMETHING TO EAT.","The woman is looking at hers.","Teacher: This is a matter of life and death.","These breaches are a good reminder that everything is now going to be connected to the internet.","The couple stand in line between other people.","Title text: But the rind is where all the vitamins are!","Why would you even THINK that?","She is saying that you cannot just fall in love but you can also fall out of love like it is a nest or the mouth of a predator.","VIP list and have first dibs on a slot on ANY of the pledge levels in the actual campaign.","Art is the proper task of life.","Title text: He says this is the year of Linux on the desktop!","The black hat guy has a one handed crossbow, and is still looking at a phone.","Off the coast of Liberal Blogs lies the island of NYTimes, off the coast of Conservative Blogs is Libertarian Isle.","Girl: Is that a good idea?","Beret guy: Now imagine a rope that pulls the ball down even further.","The bearded man puts the dagger back behind the counter.","The kids who come to the station are Becky, Dan, Matt, Tanya and Kara.","Ringo Starr: Whistled Duck, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line.","Did he won, which award did he, the Booker Award?","Munroe, Miss Lenhardt never taught us this.","It was hard enough getting them on Facebook.","Add new deviations, drag to reorder them, and edit your Premium Gallery info.","And buy her gifts now and then.","Your Journey Starts Here.","Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.","Can we please fix the one thing everyone in the world uses to get all their media and make it not a complete horror show?","Anyone still use that?","The girl looks at the bricks.","The girl is looking back at the spacecraft.","What wonder if the pressure is almost more than our nerves can bear.","Title text: To be fair, the brazed and confused newt on a bed of crushed Doritos turned out to be delicious.","TO BE LUCKY IN LOVE.","Some are sideways, some are cut off, some are too small to read.","Your Supporters will no longer have exclusive access.","Oh, a fortnightly podcast about space.","Insecurity leads to conceit.","Court Street, Wert of Court House.","See the links below to learn more.","But it says nothing about meerkats.","Big Brother: We do.","The cars are lighter, the tires are slick.","Guy: Sure we can.","Additionally, please let us know if an alternative format is needed for you to access print information and images online.","There is another lamp on the table behind them.","IT JUST SEEMS KIND OF HIGH.","Guy behind the desk: Hm?","Floaters: Some types of floaters are caused by breakdown of your eyeball goop as you age, but this type is some other kind of debris near the retina.","IF SHE DEMANDS IT.","Next to the equal sign stands a mathematician, clutching his head.","Man: Could be handy around the house.","Add a new comment.","Two women are paying no attention to him.","Their principal donated a kidney to my dad.","OUTSIDE IN OUR JAMMIES.","Films need to do this more, if only to piss off the people who have to feed it into the projector.","YEAH, MAKES YOU LOOK TALLER.","Woman: That is not your main problem!","It was always just words.","Nuzzle is the best.","In front of a tavern, Flat on his face, A boozeengine named Henry Is pleading his case.","There is a beach, with some ships floating in a crescent shaped harbor.","The house was an arrangement.","Woman: We had a threesome last night.","RE YOU DOING HERE?","Below: A matrix whose entries may contain crosses to indicate that a term has been used.","Game: He was the only one who took care of the plants back at base.","On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.","Boy swings higher and higher.","Man: Sure, standard procedure.","Then England will drift out to sea.","Check out my slides!","Strvchnia and the various min oral poisons which will positively make a healthy person sick, and use those remedies which Nature provided for all mankind, viz: Boots, Barks, Herbs; Jjeaves and Jriants.","First Man: Hey, Dr.","Each item in the collections has a rights statement included in its description, which identifies any restrictions on use.","The man is holding hands with the blonde woman, but he is thinking about the woman with black hair.","Messenger: General, Italian forces have entered Egypt.","Stick with main sequences and dwarfs.","GOT A BIG ZIT STARTING HERE.","The guy in the hat leans back in his chair.","Male officer: Sir, open the door.","Black hat man shouts to someone out of frame.","Man: You should check us out!","What the hell is WRONG with us?","Title text: E\u00e4rendil will patrol the walls of night only until the sun reaches red giant stage, engulfing the Morning Star on his brow.","DREEZLE DRAZZLE DRAZZLE DRONE.","Full body shot of man on phone.","The match box and match are lit beneath the sprinkler head.","No one can impart perfect universal truths to their students.","Lover: Yeah, I THOUGHT that was weird.","The man taps a calculator.","LEARNING TO GAIN ENTRY INTO SYSTEMS BOTH VIRTUAL AND PHYSICAL.","And it gets worse.","MIKE, IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE.","Each box shows a bowl of cereal.","The archer reaches up to catch the boomerang.","One has safety goggles, the other has a sheet of notes.","The woman speaks first.","Man possesses the powers and abilities of Carl Sagan.","The Arizona Memory Project contains a wide variety of historical content, which may represent hurtful beliefs and imagery that reflect the worldviews of its creators.","Black Hat Guy: I think they just got it backward.","Firefox every few seconds to check news sites had gotten until I tried writing on a typewriter.","Remember when Steve Jobs came back to Apple, the first thing he did was slash product lines.","Sounds a little bit.","He: How did the pole vaulters get up to our balcony?","HER TETHER AND KILLS A COOLIE!","Behind him is a featureless person and a man wearing glasses with a goatee standing next to someone with short hair.","Beret guy and another man stand talking to each other.","Nerd: What did you do to my door?","Crosshairs follow a man.","Inside, two teachers are talking.","Want something on traveling salesman?","Toby offers to swap jobs with Percy, while he takes the milk Daisy keeps leaving behind.","Yeah, we would have broken up last night, but the net connection was down.","App review takes a week, there are technical limitations imposed by the guidelines, sandboxing and so on.","They used to be awesome, but now they all have dorky feathers, right?","SHOULD SCIENCE PLAY A ROLE IN JUDGING BEN AFFLECK?","He explores the world without anger or resentment, only joy and wonder.","Title text: Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port.","It was a meme though, right?","NEVER DREAMED OF BEFORE.","The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop.","Title text: Fine, walk away.","Combover: You should check us out.","Hat Guy: Yeah, me too.","AND YOU CANNOT STOP US.","WBM turns to face him and chews on something.","The policeman is waving his hat and holding the bottle of tequila.","SUCH A NICE BOY.","Tim Cook and Phil Schiller to be photographed outside of Apple HQ holding those big checks.","We have a beautiful Carnegie free library in Petaluma.","They immediately regret this decision.","Boy: No, I just hate having options closed to me.","AND SEE THE SHOW, ANGEL.","One notices all these obvious flaws, while the other exists in peaceful ignorance.","LET IT TOUCH YOU.","If you move this deviation to a different Premium Gallery, your existing paying Supporters will lose access to it.","All PALNI libraries can showcase their special collections using CONTENTdm software designed to provide access to items in various formats.","Hatless: and of course every generation seems awful to the one before it.","How do I begin?","There is a sheet of paper, with a series of check boxes.","OR AN AIR NOZZLE?","Three people, two women and a man, stand looking at a laptop screen, which is sitting on a desk.","The teacher is standing, pondering the question.","LL GET MY NAILS DONE.","Conspiracy theories represent a known glitch in human reasoning.","The picture of the rocket fills the panel.","The panel shows an online shopping form.","Extrapolated data points exist for the future.","You will love it.","Otherwise we risk coming on too strong to the hot one and just driving the group off.","Each segment has an arrow in the direction the sidewalk travels.","In the end, nothing we do matters.","The chase continues into the rotunda, as does the flood of playpen balls.","He was the most undisciplined person in some ways.","Teacher: Wow, good question!","YOUR GOD AND THE GOD OF YOUR FATHERS, OF ABRAHAM, OF ISAAC, AND OF JACOB.","We see a woman from the torso up.","THERE IS NO ENGINE.","Biker: Wanna go for a bike ride?","Arizona: A refrigerated shelf containing milk, bread, and pastries.","Earlier I photocopied a burrito!","Lee sheds a single tear.","On my arms it seemed to he worse than any place else.","ROCKET NUMBER NINE AGAIN.","Alt text: Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?","No homoerotic spelling bees.","No we have a very interesting London mayor right now.","GOT A PET TICK.","Looks like all three are leaving with one guy.","Remy, a determined rat, dreams of becoming a renowned French chef.","Title text: Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections for your July issue.","Spherical or parabolic reflectors would of course lead to aberrant behavior.","The chickens are in the hayloft.","Person: And they win contests!","From building an ad funded business that owned lots of media assets, traded off its enormous scale, used brand recognition, etcetera.","The Scientist switches a device on.","Peter: There are _so_ many problems with that.","The figure remains engrossed in the book.","Inndnf landof m ric.","The next two lines of dialog are stretched over two panels each.","What they mean is.","The comic illustrates the relative strength of passwords assuming basic knowledge of the system used to generate them.","RE NOT A WOMAN!","Six traffic lights are hanging from a wire.","Person on chairlift: Food!","Exhibit: Three cups are on a table.","You can click to zoom and everything!","Woman: What are you reading about?","This update broke my workflow!","Two programmers, one with a black hat and one without a hat, are sitting back to back at two separate desks, typing.","Discover a wide range of original source materials from UNLV Libraries Special Collections, the Nevada State Museum, and Historical Society in Las Vegas and the Clark County Heritage Museum.","Ever thought of joining us?","Two girls are talking with each other.","The two figures stand near the table, the second figure peering at the coins and card on the table.","The last I heard he was going back to actually like doing some work running Bloomberg, right?","Woman: But what will you do when spammers train their bots to make automated constructive and helpful comments?","For he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once.","Man: Did my genetic tests come back?","ONCE been able to read it normally.","If you watch live you can be in the chatroom at irc.","WE COME HERE FOR, TO EAT?","Do you find that creepy?","The frame shows a close up of Amelia Earhart.","My favorite was always Andy Grove.","STEP UP AND SEE OUR SHOW.","Washington Bureau, who gave the Republican new life and brought the beginnings of modern journalism to Arizona.","In fact, I think I remember graduating.","Man at Computer: We are no longer friends.","SOUND, ARE YOU GETTING THIS?","Old portfolio sites will not be migrated to our new integration.","Enter your email again, to ensure you typed it correctly.","Engineer Who Installed the Red Button.","First character: Remember when we prosecuted Microsoft for bundling a browser with an OS?","Senator: You mean the fifth?","Peter Sagal let go after racist tirade.","Same scene as above, but side view: Neo, on the left, is opening his coat toward the guard, who is on the right.","Girl is placing EEE PC inside hamster ball.","Also EMACS RULES WOOOOOOO!","If it worked, people would be using it to make a killing in.","Tell us something about yourself.","Person sits at computer, reading an ad on the screen.","Girl in your bio class.","Maybe alternatives that fit their site better.","No one deserves that.","The Black Hat Guy is leaning on the back of her chair.","White Beret Guy: Haha, cool.","Be sure to check out all our Thomas the Tank Engine recaps!","Female: Definitely, we need more of those sounds.","Two men in black hats arrive.","Will it ever stop hurting?","Two men stand and talk to one another.","GOING FOR YOU AT ALL TIMES.","Woman: Ok, your turn!","TOO MUCH OFF, MIKE.","Man: So all we have to do is get Mind of Mencia on every channel and wait.","Ryan North is closer in height to certain dinosaurs than to the average human.","The Fat Controller: But you must know that this engine and his crew have prevented a serious accident.","Hat Guy: No, the third.","She takes his hand.","The whole comic is a single panel, with a circular diagram of the days of the week.","IPs will translate to a single, compact, contiguous region on the map.","Wondering how much shelf space to leave for a Terry Pratchett collection.","Duck love coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past.","RIRs took over allocation.","You can also look at the picture for a second and think of it all your life.","Great Moments in Trolling: Rick Astley is successfully rickrolled.","Moses looks down at it.","The gap is indicated with an arrow.","She says that I am having to think of ways to keep our love from falling out of her heart.","Lanes branch off and fade into darkness earlier on the right, with some lanes continuing off the top of the panel.","Full body shot, facing other direction.","OKAY, GO WITHOUT ME.","ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.","Laptop Screen: We want to hang out!","Please let me go.","HEY, I FOUND A DIME.","Coefficient of friction of desk chair shows a curve that drops off very quickly as the coefficient of friction approaches zero, with the productivity becoming negative at low values.","The view opens up to show the same people in the first panel.","That must be Misty Island!","Robot Paul Revere: Remember: Zero if by land, One if by sea.","You can barely stand up.","Narrator: From a young age, gravity pulled him wrong.","Man: Bach, activate the magic flute and teleport us home!","They pass each other.","Two characters sit across from each other at a desk.","As a Core Member, you pay ZERO service fees on commissions.","The following is a dramatization of real events.","You are using a browser that does not have Flash player enabled or installed.","Raptors coming down the waterslide behind me.","President has made a nomination to the new post of Internet Secretary.","This means the hackers have LADDER technology!","They are holding hands.","The paper is shown: a scavenger hunt list.","The text appearing is implied to be what he sees on the screen.","When the web was small enough that you could have a directory of what was on the web.","Barbie it goes up to a server where it analyzed and then Barbie is told what to say in response.","BRING ME THE ACID.","The cat lands with its paw on the dot, claws out.","Buttercup: Oh, my sweet Westley!","Something went wrong on our side.","Hat Guy is holding the remote for a drone which hovers nearby.","Dt tl tosee this farm.","Who really knows what world someone else sees?","Do our viewers agree?","Neptunian panic zone, magnetogap, US Census Bureau Solar System statistical boundary, Kuiper gauntlet, Oort void, and crystal sphere holding the fixed stars.","The part you can see in a normal browser window goes as follows.","Two men are sitting.","The museum map is full of tiny stick figures, many of them characters from xkcd.","Scientist: My plasmoidal slime molds have heightened pigment production!","But I just vandalized the library!","You typed a minus sign in the zip code.","Stephenie Meyer: I asked politely.","That was a bold move.","Paris climate talks this is absolutely an appropriate thing for all of them to work on.","DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?","This is a home that cannot be thoroughly appreciated until you have seen it.","Pizza guy: Dammit, I wanted that grain.","Dan Moore, Eastward, and Cape Hatteras.","BTW, will there be some more parody script journals soon?","Second person: Oh, right.","Student: How can I pick a major?","And I know I can trust him, because I asked if he was lying to me and he said no.","Ron Paul: Keep firing!","The man starts typing.","People I knew since I was ten, people I grew up playing soccer with.","Sit by a lake.","Father is standing holding a bowl of Scrapple Jacks in his hand.","On one side, a family of four gathered around a Christmas tree, the daughter and son looking excitedly at the presents under the tree; on the other, a character wearing a party hat, sitting dejectedly before a birthday cake.","Otherwise, the highway enters a later cloud called survive.","He plays a cabinet minister?","Peter Sagal deletes his Facebook account.","Someone is falling off the pile and another person is running down the escalator to avoid them.","Randall looks up from his computer as he is braced by his girlfriend, a stern look in her face.","The man with the beard holds a dagger.","Elaine is on the floor with her laptop and Mrs.","Wil is now head of digital at Conde Nast Britain.","Wltala Reackt el All.","Interlocutor: Taking on teen vandals, I see.","GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!","Man: This book looks interesting.","Adult: Because I know nothing.","Second Man: I prefer your mom.","By the way, the best voice in newspapers.","What are they telling you?","YOU UPDATED YOUR LOOK, HUH?","But it was too deep, and he got stuck.","Claire Danes reads that.","ON THE MIDWAY TONIGHT.","Laptop: Uhh, is everything OK?","This is always the problem, right?","Come Undone because it was too depressing.","Holding a book prompts my mind to enrich itself.","He bought his way onto my phone.","Hey, wait, this flowchart is a trap!","Kid, with helmet and sword, stands before King, Princess, and another warrior.","Do I look like a people person?","Hatman and Stickman are standing on the beach, watching the sun set.","Finally, the sail buckles so hard that a bubble forms and detaches from the sail, which begins to return to its normal shape.","LOOK INTO THAT TRACK THING.","Human: But your barbed wire bicep tattoo is pretty hardcore, too!","Actually we just made out.","Man: Oops, I read the whole thing.","Man: I was in this weird cross between work and my old house.","Hatboy: The CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics.","BECAUSE I AM FOREIGN, YOU KNOW.","Title text: They have a telescope pointed RIGHT AT US!","Title text: Remember, the installer is watching the camera for the checksum it generated, so you have to scan it using your own phone.","Anything good coming out this fall?","This is a product full of potential, waiting.","The vinegar gets more.","Capaldi is a good Doctor Who?","Oh, I like them now.","First man: You have trouble sleeping right?","The deviation will become visible to everyone.","The undersigned has been appointed and qualified as Administrator de bonis non, of the estate of William Dowler, late of Van Wert County, deceased.","TONIGHT, LET ME TELL YA.","Woman: Our love is like a turtle.","The next two lines of dialog are stretched over the following three panels.","Voice: Sometimes, when we disagree, I feel frustrated.","On a balcony overlooking a supermarket, a man presses a button on a pedestal.","GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF OUR STAR.","George Carlin: A few days later when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western Engine.","Man in front of mirror: Makes sense.","Darth Maul turns to lightsaber guy.","All units are SI MKS unless otherwise noted.","Note: did you try to call me?","Standard vacuous entertainment newscast.","This is from an Apple blog called Above Avalon.","Ih r hr rtl.","Woman: we need to talk.","Neighbor: Sorry, could you hear us last night?","You should probably just move along.","IT TREES ARE THE PAYING KIND.","The weather was wonderful in the summertime, and the charming towns, shops, and beaches brought tourists and enthusiasts from all over the world.","Boy and girl are shown sitting on a couch drinking, getting closer, and kissing.","The professor wafts over the students.","Man: No, wait, thirty seconds.","At the peak of a big swing he shoves off the swing.","Man: And we had a son.","Just add an option to reenable spacebar heating.","There is no one else he can collect it from.","Narrator: Said Sailor John.","Place your bets now!","STAY TUNED FOR MORE ON THIS DANGEROUS NEW TECHNOLOGY.","BETWEEN ME AND YOU, MIKE.","Alt: I first saw this problem on the Google Labs Aptitude Test.","Additional parts include an umbrella on top and a trailer unit consisting a telescoping pole with a matchbox and match on top.","Stand by for defibrillation.","The second woman sits down at a desk and begins to write.","Gandalf the Grey and the four hobbits standing in a dark, underground city.","Van Wert, Van Wert County and surrrounding areas in rural northwest Ohio.","Two people are standing near it.","Percy is playing tricks on the bigger engines, first annoying Gordon and then tricking James to stay in his shed all day.","Elves in long robes stand around a table, on which lies a broken sword.","We are heading back to the Island of Sodor to cover the final VHS collection of Thomas the Tank Engine narrated by Ringo Starr.","USPS No Fly List.","Please wait while he is woken.","Santa Claus is sitting at a desk supported by candy canes, with a red monitor.","The following passages are have a red substance underneath them, probably ketchup.","Man: ABOUT HAITI AND JAPAN?","Now for the first time Timmy is going to have to learn to get along with other little animals.","People on both sides shove the crowd out of the way, causing Coyne in his ball to fall to the ground.","Again, how much of this is marketing and how much of this is what they think behind the scenes.","The person lets go of the first two.","DRUNK PLAYED BY HIMSELF.","For a GNU dawn!","This always happens to me in family scrabble games.","The man checks his doorstop; a package is waiting for him.","One person is seen walking from his car up to the driver of the car in front of him.","Move Deviation to a Premium Gallery?","The system has become sentient.","Clymer, I secona account.","Telescoping pole stops extending, placing the matchbox and match very near the sprinkler head fixture.","Person on ground: What pole?","GOTTA ADMIRE THEIR ENERGY.","Person on pillar: Anyway, can you help me down from this pole?","Programmer: But I know what I mean!","USA, with red spots on larger cities.","Originally they gave the buyer, who was trying to do the right thing.","Unsourced material may be challenged and removed.","Ever since that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me.","OH, SLEPT WITH MY CONTACTS.","Caption: Primitive cultures develop Sesame Street.","STEREOTYPE ZOMBIES IN THIS MOVIE.","The man stands, looking.","First guy: Okay, seriously, are you gay?","Sure, rules have reasons.","MY JOCK STRAP AREA.","The one in the white hat poses a question.","How did you get in my house?","There are five cards.","Man: The disturbances ripple outward, changing the flow of the Eddy currents in the upper atmosphere.","One has a walking stick.","Vermont: A microscope, upside down.","Hat Guy: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.","Who said anything about YOUR wishes?","One day, they are aghast when they discover that their China Clay Trucks have gone missing.","Dark scene shown, with man and girl sitting in the moonlight let in by the only window.","Mark Zuckerberg wants to change the world, again.","Pick the content type that best describes your deviation.","Three more figures are sitting on the floor to the right, with drinks and talking.","Everything is so simple!","He veered into a siding where a barber had sent off shop.","Institutions most adept at handling large grants are universities, hospitals, cultural institutions.","The man opens the book.","Girl: So before you so quickly label me a third party to the communication, just remember: I loved him first.","Character is walking along; she stops and holds up her phone.","It would be perfect.","It was just instinct.","Confirm your email to submit art, leave comments, and more!","The man raises his arms in excitement.","The people are in a dark theater, fiddling with their glasses.","Narrator: I got this gun that shoots marshmallows.","Somebody: HE LIKES IT.","CAN I GET A MEDIC OVER HERE?","Tantalizingly regular but never quite the same.","There were few professional boundaries, and editors were blunt and colorful as they sparred with each other as entertainment to sell newspapers.","Title text: The Pioneer anomaly is due to the force of my love.","First Guy: Cum dumpster.","The second boy stands up and turns around.","Oh, Christ, not this shit again.","What time is it in London?","British accent so I trust him, wrote I thought a very, I think you know, and Jeff Jarvis posted this and I noticed it and he wrote kind of the, flattened this story on Fusion.","Comes from Mattel, but they enlisted a company called Toy Talk.","Because now I have a loud girlfriend too.","It contains six exhibits.","Just a few clouds.","Sealed while beam is in operation.","Creating a Portfolio is a great way for you to showcase you and your artwork.","Jewish keep you from knowing your plans?","Diesels of Sodor and Humans of Sodor parodies of.","Man: You have this.","Stephen Hawking is facing a pair of people.","In MY dream, all the people who grew up loving The Giving Tree paired up with all the students who had weird dreams after reading The Metamorphosis.","The figure walks away.","You cannot undo this action.","Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat.","Because Microsoft has just done the same thing.","The cuase of the.","OF LUNT AND FONTANNE.","NOWHERE NEAR OUT OF SHAPE.","They have so many Neil Gaiman books.","Person: Frankly, you deserve this.","Maybe the tyranny of Murphy is the penalty for hubris.","This was actual sign language.","Come with me if you want to live!","Teenager: Every single person I know, many of them levelheaded and afraid of heights, abruptly went crazy at exactly the same time.","They have valuable stock.","Please deselect any videos, PDFs, or GIFs and try again.","Second person: Hey, man!","Our existence is without purpose.","The man and woman stand at an altar.","An angry tic is flicking on her forehead.","View photographs from site visits to North Carolina cultural heritage institutions, during the original NC ECHO project.","Duck leaves him to shunt some old trucks alone, with disastrous results.","The hobbyist mailing lists are full of drama, with friction between the regulars and a splinter group focused on loops.","Deeper in the rift.","Other Woman: Excuse me, but osio Sarah dawado.","THE MATTER WITH YOU?","KIND OF MIXED UP.","On the side, a box with a dotted outline has a dotted arrow leading to the president.","What are you doing reading?","The number got whittled down.","The cat tugs on the dot.","First person: But after all the problems with sex offender registries, who would agree to run it?","This is the first Skylake machine.","He returns, leading a pony.","Just let me see him!","One is writing, in standard mathematical notation, that the integral of x squared equals pi.","Man: Can you try to look.","We see a shelf.","First man: Hey, can you do me a favor?","Hat Guy: It was taking us a while to move the pumps into the maintenance tunnels.","Helps run community projects and moderates areas of the site.","They went unerased for months.","Bits continue to fall around them.","The man starts taking down the prime numbers.","It is bordered on the south by Buzzword Bay, which contains several islands of varying sizes.","She just returned to saturn.","Of course he is.","The one holding the handset has the helmet of a space suit under his arm.","Friend: Let me guess: you drilled holes in it until it collapsed?","The Mac app store is rotting for productivity software.","Person on pier: Huh?","Eventually a UN is set up.","You made the entire continent perfectly flat?","Girl: They fail at basic rigor!","Box: I hate you.","Everything was going dark and light all at once, and there was a sound like breaking waves rising into a piercing scream at the edge of hearing.","Title text: I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.","Any minute there could be a crash!","Hey guys what if Google is evil?","The guy who did Friendster.","Woman: I looked down.","The first is making an expansive gesture of annoyance.","Stacy fall in love.","The second is a messageboard discussing leopard issues.","No activation lock on this one.","Only the Paranoid Survive was a good one.","All percentages are estimates.","Everyone who joins must also be a Prime member or they can buy or rent the video.","Title text: For all we know, the odds are in our favor.","Maybe it has a virus?","When I look into your eyes, I see JPEG artifacts.","Map of world with North America centered.","Girl: Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.","Woman: I find your lack of original conversation disturbing.","Fred: Snow is nothing but trouble!","Neil says while we did have to reset expectations after the watch came out, he says I continue to think the Apple Watch is being underestimated.","Two people are playing basketball, and black hat guy is looking at a phone.","This is with fingerprints.","SOILED YOURSELF YET, SIR.","Inset: A man prepares to throw a tennis ball upward.","Tumnus, the faun, under the lamppost in narnia.","It automatically takes the address from the webpage, so there are fewer mistakes.","Your text and images will be saved, but some formatting may change.","The panel appears like a news report.","The cynical might suggest the panel is copy pasted.","Man is walking, alone in desert.","Every company has to have its own language.","Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore while i nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping as if someone gently rapping rapping at my chamber door.","Me: Have you tried logarithms?","Player: I gather everyone around a table.","Both are now in front of a computer, the girl leaning in.","Man: You know, you make some really good points.","One person is pointing to a huge flatscreen HDTV on the wall.","Showcase the work you love by adding favourites to this collection.","Deviants who are dedicated community members with access to exclusive features, benefits, and discounts.","SEWING NAMETAGS IN HIS UNDERWEAR.","Mother duck is alarmed.","Both the woman and man are now visible.","Thanks in particular to folks at Last.","Create, rename, and delete your Galleries.","GIVE ME YOUR PALM, PLEASE.","Just use this sentence!","Of course it would be great for Apple if more people were coding in its official language.","The wand used by Harry Potter is made of wood from a holly tree.","Earlham College is providing access to these materials for educational and research purposes.","There are two circles, a green one, and a blue one.","These cards fill me with that same reverence, that same intimidation.","Dollars or mole for the icsts and expenses of sard work or improvement.","NEIL YOUNG IS ATTACKING!","They are standing around a table with a drink on it.","And to think I loved her.","Move Deviation from This Premium Gallery to Another?","Hatless: i guess you do what you can to help the people around you and hope it turns out okay.","Nonetheless, the Arizona Republican boasted full Associated Press coverage, attempted to cover news from throughout Arizona, and circulated throughout the territory.","Woman: Sounds like the class helped.","Title text: Not sure why I just taught everyone to flawlessly impersonate me to pretty much anyone I know.","An enormous diagram of dots, mostly of varying shades of brown and greenish yellow, with a number of smaller blue dots and larger red dots.","There are five exhibits.","NOT SURE WHAT IT IS.","Narrator: This year the steam engines all wanted to take the birthday decorations to Ulfstead Castle.","Voice off panel: On your mark.","Address Box SUGG Republican.","Standing Man: Sure some of it was fakery and showmanship.","Man: Sorry, sometimes I mistake your existential crises for technical insights.","Or you take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.","Jason: Sudo let me draw some strips for you.","The hat guy has finished taping the package for shipping.","Hat Guy: I was just testing it!","These are among the best apps on the platform from developers that have been loyal to Apple and the Mac for decades.","The other is an analyst.","Assemble our hottest astronauts.","Man sitting on chair, looking down at laptop in his lap.","Title text: I mean, seriously, NOWHERE?","Megan is in a bubble, floating disconnectedly.","Spin doctor to the doctor Who.","Man: Okay, you know what?","Far away, a guy has a backpack on.","The two machines had to work hard, pushing and pulling them all afternoon.","First: Why are you walking funny?","The background is a gray landscape beneath a falling space station, a large volcano with smoke rising the only discernible feature of the landscape below.","There was blood on the floor.","Behind the man without a turban is a woman kneeling on the ground and putting something into a box.","Apple to make it open source.","Valentine is laying on her back on the ground.","Maine: A Vulcan salute.","Friend: So next year you should come visit us in the moun.","People with strong opinions on the distinction between geeks and nerds.","French person: Does it take you to an article on Napoleon?","He reaches for the lever again.","Jason, what are you doing?","The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him.","Black Hat Man: I have a script that posts a bad review for every hotel I stay at.","Exhibit: A child lies asleep, while hands and a scary face reach up around the bed toward him.","Chrome: Chrome is looking for this piece.","Home Organization Tip: Just Give Up.","Think of the children.","Title text: Try our bottomless drinks and fall forever!","You zoned out or something.","Subtitle: Long story short, the wizards were in control.","Kernel Panics Crash Our Family Game System.","Charlie Barkin returns to create chaos in heaven and on earth.","Look at my face.","SO GUYS WHAT IS FUNNY THIS WEEK?","Man: Well that makes me feel even worse.","Narrator: Each new row of stones is the next iteration of the computation.","Just drop me on the homepage.","Two scientists run past, screaming.","QWERTY had a lot of fair competition.","Even thyme is just H and time.","Between the pitcher and second base: Using the scroll thingy on that one Apple mouse.","Title text: Umwelt is the idea that because their senses pick up on different things, different animals in the same ecosystem actually live in very different worlds.","Second Person: Are they crappy laptop speakers?","Hey, do you mind if I jot down some notes on your chest?","The woman with a ponytail is pointing at the screen.","Narrating person: Light the beacons and send word to the Elves.","BUT TODAY, OUR FLAG FLIES PROUDLY OVER OUR EMBASSY IN THEIR KINGDOM, AND THEY WALK OUR LANDS WITHOUT FEAR.","Man is on computer and the image expands as it goes down.","Sitting Man: Never mind.","Saved Items before you leave the workstation.","Diagram of an elliptical reflector dish.","The elusive erogenous zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it.","And extract delicious maple syrup.","He vigorously devoted attention to public service and promoted the development of Phoenix and the new state by championing improved government, paved roads, parks, and water systems.","Jones and Miss Jones arrive home.","The cheerleader looks dejected.","The table is now out of view from the left side of the panel.","Man at desk: I wonder how long I can keep up.","One person has grabbed another by the hair and is standing on a third person in an attempt to not fall.","Aunt Beast hit a pop fly to second!","WHEN YOU FEEL THE BLOOD CHILL IN YOUR VEINS, STOP THE VAN AND GET OUT.","Three stick figures stand in front of a few graphs and scientific looking pictures.","Are you stealing those LCDs?","An Elf rides a horse, silhouetted by the full moon.","Text between them: Come again?","The men are floating in a room with random cubes.","Shopper: You just put five items in six bags.","He was shaving a customer.","TO REMOVE DANDRUFF Prevent dry.","Or move objects around.","Iowa: A tomato, lettuce, cold cut and cheese sandwich.","There are other CDs on the floor.","They get onto the descending escalator.","Why are you going here?","The brunette looks pensive.","The dish is aimed out the window; the Hat Guy plugs the device into the wall.","WHITNEY Undertakers and Einbalmers.","SUV Driver: Check out those prices!","Hatless: in the end, what else can you do?","There is a heap of materials on the ground.","Two cowboys face off silently in the desert, the blazing sun beating down.","We have a Helvetica scenario!","The view shows an extended section of the escalator, the top right has become a pile of people all squished together and on top of each other.","Now imagine that pain in your jaw, every minute of every hour, bright and searing, washing out everything.","In the right circle is The Joker.","IN YOUR PRESENCE OR SOMETHING.","LLC, they can for instance channel tax away?","Like you just said, paper is easier.","Title text: But the windows!","Such diagram shall show each separate lot.","HAVE TO DO THAT.","Franklin: What is it?","So, what, they turned you down?","Core Members pay ZERO service fees and can withdraw to Paypal.","Ruled out by current understanding of physics.","Who mails a bobcat?","This is not socially optimal!","Man: We should try that in our relationship!","Female: What kind of music do you listen to?","SOME SHOTS ON THE WAY DOWN!","There is a clock on the wall.","The black hat guy swivels in his chair, holding the laptop by the upper edge of the screen.","Nevertheless, worth keeping a can of shark repellent next to the bed.","Title text: Wait, no, that one also loses.","The girl has a sudden thought.","COME ON, YOU BOOGER!","Rex, and sparrow skeleton.","We had a problem digging up your Collections.","It feels like a T tray.","Next season should be fun.","The world of Windows will fade any moment now!","You play a mad scientist in something called Full Fathom five, that will be out in January.","Person: So really, this is YOUR fault.","Hat Guy: I have few principles, but I stick to them.","Maybe I should let up on Megatokyo a little?","Person pulls on strip.","He tries to run, but has no traction against the ground.","Title text: It IS about physics.","Member to get fragments every Friday.","Each team is looking at a counter with two cubes on it.","There would be no URL.","Even the arrival of his former best pal Itchy does little to cheer him up.","The bearded man and the policeman are standing out of the sunroof.","Man: How long do you zap these?","Acres in Tnllv township.","Protip: Leave this device in your yard for a week, then watch as the problem of loud music from passing cars solves itself.","Narrator: There were no sound of stirring save the click of a mouse.","RE COOL WITH FURRIES?","Another chap is in the room with him.","Girl on top of boy, both under bedspread, on floor.","Just like everything else!","And everybody will be happy including you because the price is right.","At some point there, we left the present and entered the future.","Big Brother: You do.","First Boy: You just drop the Mentos in the Diet Coke.","Alt: For smaller numbers he has to SAVE lives.","But better that, as you say, Katie, better than that then to you know, building a mansion.","Teacher: Santa Claus is your parents.","Soon to be a major motion picture.","The ninja floats in the water.","How to freak out a mobile app user.","Narrator: The best part of getting older is gonna be intentionally misusing slang around teenagers just to watch them squirm.","New Hampshire: A tall brick factory building.","White Beret: Do you like it?","Person: There were millions like it, but I decided that this one was mine.","Levchin is going to push her out so she has support of people who are making the decision of whether or not she can run the place and then to sell the core business, what would that give her to run?","Character A: Hey, will you be in town the day after Christmas?","Roberts: COMPRESSION AND BANDWIDTH ARE CHANGING EVERYTHING.","One of the enormous tripod windmill feet lands right behind the running couple, sending debris flying.","Cory, a resident of Crete.","The woman holds her arms out for emphasis, the man puts his hands to his face in horror.","Shaped Island, Broadcaster, Flickr, Last.","You can burn most any organic matter.","That actually makes a lot of sense.","There was all sorts of wild talk about selling off the assets, maybe firing their CEO.","The man is puzzled.","But I was never actually interested in taking the position.","Portfolios will have a banner that says the site was created with Wix.","The next two panels are just text.","Percy asks the trucks for help, but he soon regrets his decision when the trucks push him into the sea.","An even closer view.","Error: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run.","FOR MAKING TUNA CASSEROLE.","Woman: No, really, how did we get together?","Programmer: They casually handed me an impossible problem.","STILL GETTING YOU DOWN?","Guy: Or I will kill one hostage every hour.","An IM window is open over a Chrome window with a single Wikipedia tab, marked ERROR.","The first is a wikipedia article on computer leopards.","Can you give me a few pointers?","How many Points do you want to give?","IN THE FELLOWSHIP HALL.","Both hold sheets of paper.","It has this cascade, this natural flow.","Roberts had two children.","Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat.","Two people are in a room.","Black hat man begins to walk away.","If I overvolted them and breached the cells, it would make a sizeable explosion.","NEED BLOOD, WAKE UP!","Yes he is, and he is awesome.","The stampede lasted two hours and reached the bottom three times.","Gradually Become Versatile, Great Wikipedians!","You know my favorite dramatized one is a Neil Gaiman.","Dressy and KMatf Trembles.","Girl sits at desk, using computer.","With reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them?","Narrator: I get in trouble for showing up contented at protests.","This update will allow you to download new updates to the Adobe update downloader.","The result vector is along the spine, out the top.","And Liftoff, the space podcast.","Off screen: Aww, crap.","Hat Guy is pushing a box with an elliptical dish on top towards the window.","Notes from reading redwall books for the first time since childhood.","Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.","Wanna skip class and go get a coffee?","Breaking into a house at night and moving windows, adjusting walls, etc.","If a researcher says a cool new technology should be available to consumers in.","The first person has a small box.","THERE IS STILL TIME.","The form is updated.","HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU AND ANGELA?","Hat guy: Supervolcano, I think.","Amelia: The world is big.","Between the two lies The Talk.","Princess: Come quickly, young one!","Want Ad will see more customers than you can.","The rest is filled with cancer.","CDC does a kind of a census every year.","The man holds his arms in the air triumphantly.","By the way, this is hot.","The first two panels are split diagonally.","It even fills out forms like certified mail and return receipt.","On the wall is the chunk of rock, mounted on a plaque, with a caption.","John Arnold was the same.","Brainwashing Via Ground water!","Our Show today brought to you.","Easy to use website.","Girl: You know, normal people just have aquariums.","Once you have created an account, you may come back to log in.","Girl: You should join Google!","To the southeast of the island is the Gulf of Lag, in which sits the CDC Games island, with Eve Online.","It has two people in the bottom left, a silhouetted crenellated tower in the bottom right, and a thin arc between them.","Pick one at random.","CONTINUED THROUGH THE CRISIS.","TEN THOUSAND YEARS WE SLUMBERED.","Have you seen it?","Girl is shown siting at the computer.","Free heat in short, intense bursts.","Hat man on stage, holding microphone.","Steven Berlee is sitting to the right of Anchor at newsdesk.","Woman: I made a Python script that generates thousands of reassuring parables per second.","LET IT FLOW OUT.","Title text: And given how much of my stuff they go through, they definitely know where I live.","Beret guy and a woman are walking through a wood.","AWKWARD FOR SOME REASON.","If you never acquire them, then not using them says nothing.","Watch this doddler get owned by a squirrel!","Try pressing more buttons!","Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon.","Man: I love you!","The Spirit rover is on the surface of Mars.","Export the items gathered in Favorites as a local webpage that will be saved on your computer.","YOU TALK FUNNY, YOU FILTHY PIG.","Two people are talking by telephone.","The sign language interpreter for Mayor Bloomberg that was not saying anything at all.","Do you want to get a drink after the game?","And your robe looks.","Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books.","Their protection would be of no sei viee to.","Slide to unlock was another one, right?","The fifth button is unlabeled.","You wait and see.","Home databases in about an hour.","Her friend comes up behind her.","Do not use for navigation.","Buy or rent the video to start a Watch Party.","Here, take this one.","TO GIVE MOTHER HER SPONGE BATH.","Person: We ran out of cat food.","Butterfly man slaps forehead.","But I make a sorry role model if girls just see me over and over as the one token lady scientist.","Black Hat Guy: I am not.","It was super nerdy.","Philippe is dreaming of having his ears checked.","BACK TO MY CAGE.","Dennis was close by.","NO, NO, NO THANKS, SHELLI.","Daisy, a diesel railcar, has been bought to help Percy and Toby while Thomas is being mended.","Ringo Starr: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation.","While horizontal lets visitors scroll left and right.","View of room, which is now empty, as is the chair.","The bus is parked, and the occupants have gotten out.","This is what my life has become.","SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE ME.","Beret: Clinging to the ceiling of a bottomless abyss.","Girl is pointing two handguns at two men with machine guns.","Look, we can make out whenever.","IN THE MOVIE HAD.","Did you realize that.","On the diagram, there are two connected pairs of dots in each bedroom, and one dot on the couch.","The cat nibbles on the red laser dot.","Katamari level where everything is just slightly bigger than you, and a Mario level with a star just out of reach.","Girl: Give Mommy a hug!","The rectangles are attached to screw clamps applying pressure from each end.","Everything else is bookkeeping.","When males try to mate with them, they transfer pollen.","But I meant every word.","Title text: Those few who escaped found the emergency cutoff box disabled.","Returning Medicar to solid footing represents our greatest entitlement challenge.","And they buy these things and then they kind of abandon them.","Turkey Voluntary Extinction Movement?","One of them is humming.","Ringo Starr: The Fat Controller watched the rescue operation.","And then a lone rebel runs down the line of flags in front of it, runs back to his base, and gets a kajillion points.","It plateaus in the middle of the graph, and then begins to drop less steeply as coefficient of friction increases above the optimal point.","Say hi to him.","Please reload the page to try again.","The woman holds up a graph.","Reason: Could not reproduce.","Crazed copulations, a salacious storm of continuous coitus.","Person: Also, I apologize for drawing arms, legs, and eyes on you to make you look like Spongebob.","Mary Celeste, prompting you to send them to a lab for analysis, the results of which raised new and stranger questions?","Games, or mosquito nets and medicine for kids?","Wikipedia has a problem.","AND HE SET EVERYTHING UP.","The first shows a pair of women holding wine glasses.","Trees are visible towards the bottom of the panel.","People often say that.","Windows directory paths in your URIs, but in that case you need more than just a short lecture.","He killed many product lines.","The inset picture of the news shows Anonymous wearing a monocle and top hat.","Ringo Starr: Cried the Driver.","Man: No, it was too talky.","That was probably, that Wall Street Journal was probably planted by the activist investors who wanted this to happen, not necessarily what was going to happen.","Girl: Why get a kindle, then?","JUST TENDING MY MOLES.","We have sirens here too.","It may be a million a month, according to some analysts guess.","GRANDMA PEARL WILL MISS YOU.","Title Text: Oh, yeah, we get tons of them at these casual sex bars.","Your watchers will no longer have exclusive access.","One always lies, one always tells the truth, and one stabs people who ask tricky questions.","Batman in his cowl.","Man sits on his bed, looking at a girl who is spinning.","Tron Paul bursts through the wall.","ZF: Anyway, back to zombie stuff.","The pools of singles is shrinking.","VE PULLED OFF YOU THIS WEEK.","Label in the center of main map.","Submit artwork, interact in the comments, join Groups, and more.","Title text: We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.","Builder unknown; house has always existed.","Female cousin: Or Gentoo.","The host left and ended the party.","He boasted about his cab till Skarloey was tired.","Jones was coming home early.","Only your paying Supporters will have access to it.","Partner: Recognized as a mistaken combination long ago, lingering only out of misplaced affection for an imagined past.","Two stick figures stand on a hill overlooking a great city.","Stephen Weaver Higley became owner with Sims Ely as his editor.","Two cars are parked next to each other.","There is blood pooling on the ground under the chair.","The capsule has a caption on it.","Turtles have it figured out, man.","That sent a strong message.","In the Buffyverse, Buffy often slays Vampires using stakes made of wood.","No idea who she was.","The browser engine, what is it called?","He has nice shelves.","Congress grants both that given to them for the farmer and that given for themselves.","Boy: We should disassemble it, check all the parts, and put it back together.","This painful disease under proper treatment can be cured and fhe blood thoroughly purified will prevent a return.","AND GET SPOOKED, OKAY?","And we come back.","Frozen over for winter to keep out predators; only accessible via underwater entrance.","Sorry; I must be.","Man: You know this metal rectangle full of little lights?","Four week trial, digital scale, you get activities, a supplies kit, a whole bunch of stuff.","She needs other friends, you know!","The sailor stands up and pulls harder, causing the sail to arc outward.","It was something about Daleks and a warehouse.","This end should point toward the ground if you want to go to space.","Two people are carrying lightsabers and wearing robes.","Northern Wasteland of Unread Updates.","Add new deviations, drag to reorder them, and edit your Gallery info.","Guy steps out of rift.","OW, IT SURE DOES.","NO, NO, THE BACK IS FINE.","Nothing of the bee remains, but we know it existed from the shape of this flower.","The drawing now sort of resembles a tent being blown over in the wind.","NEXT UP, SAM HARRIS.","Are you sure you want to remove this Gallery?","Athlete: Have you no respect?","We can start to see the corner of a darker circle in the lower right.","BLACKJACK TABLE, HERE I COME!","OVER HERE NOW, YEAH.","Precisely the same scene, except the writer is female.","Spokesperson: NASA has confirmed that the asteroid is headed directly for us.","It is, unfortunately, one of the chief characteristics of modern business to be always in a hurry.","On the left is a mailbox.","Rheneas soon got too big for his wheels.","Person: They have my laptop.","Title text: Do I get to remove letters entirely?","How did they know it was yours?","Delightfully Awesome Person: Woooo!","Salt River Valley, by all the indications, is strongly in favor of developing the Gila Valley by means of storage darns and canal line.","At last, they reached the top of the hill.","Crow uses Servo as a crystal ball to scam Mike out of fifty cents.","Rob: And you could do scarier?","Title Text: For scientists, this can be the hardest thing about dreams.","Phone: A dizzying height?","The man in the black hat is standing next to a vanity cabinet, with a broken mirror on the floor.","Did you shoot a man in Reno?","Bash is parsing the spaces.","Cheerleader: Lakeview High is the best!","Man: Go go gadget two lesbians doing it.","What I meat was I just want to read Malcolm Gladwell books and drink.","Rex and sparrow skeletons, showing they are physically similar.","Counting the touches of her fingertips.","RE PASTY AND PINK.","My heart never gave me a choice.","Part that flies around the other world and comes back home with the people in it and falls in the water.","The panel is inverted colour, white on black.","Caption: I have leftover cheese.","Second Person: How many?","Down Arrow keys to increase or decrease volume.","Which one was the pivot in?","Two people, one sitting behind a executive desk, looking at some paper, and the other one by foot using a hat.","Laptop: Trying common passwords.","Now, to get support, you need a really standout video or compelling writeup.","First person: Uh, you okay?","Sometimes people do stuff by accident.","Grandpa, look over there across the river!","We welcome your feedback to help us improve access to the Digital Collections.","Wait, damn, original research.","What the hell is wrong with you?","The ball falls down towards it.","Man: Jupiter will make its closest approach to Earth in decades.","What Pandora Plays If Anyone Is Around.","The baseball bat is stashed behind it.","Dell as she gets up and starts to show him how to use Google Maps in the middle of the show.","The man man hands WBM a business card.","Title text: In sixty million years aliens will know humans only by a fuzzy clip of a woman in an Axe commercial.","Articles, partly scrolled down.","Woman: You know, I think the crypto community took the wrong side in that fight.","Also sometimes I try to picture your sister naked.","ILLUSION OF DANGER, MIKE.","Oh, and I also really want to get with your sister.","Two trees are growing on opposite sides of a sphere.","Man is in an empty classroom writing on the whiteboard.","WI e WIe glt.","West Virginia: A stegosaurid.","God: I mean, ostensibly, yes.","LIKE A BULGARIAN CAR.","But not quite well enough.","Man: Come on, Facebook.","The three panels show portions of a single scene.","Title text: In the new edition of The Giving Tree, the tree uses social tools to share with its friend all the best places to buy things.","ALL THE BOYS DO, MOTHER.","Woman: Please check the number and try again.","Duck: Excuse my intrusion.","Woman: You know, our room looks fine in the dark.","Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.","THESE KIDS ARE TERRIFIC.","Woman: You know, at the peak of a big swing, you become weightless.","The second man is walking off panel.","Must be going to a convention.","Hat Guy stands in the middle of the rotunda as it fills with playpen balls, surrounded by members of the committee.","Title text: You fancy me mad.","Maid: Hush, you have starting player.","Person on pier: I see, but why do you have it?","The one left on glass by silk should be the negative charge.","Girl: Why does that sound familiar?","Superimposed on the sky and planes: Snakes.","The line is full, asshole!","Man: It was a bit awkward.","Woman: But I guess this is really all I can ask for.","We must join with the darkness.","Llama badges can only be given once to each deviant.","Terminator, except with love!","Remove Deviations from This Premium Gallery?","Title text: By the third trimester, there will be hundreds of babies inside you.","THE FOLKS A LITTLE SAMPLE.","YOU CAN BET ON THAT.","The one in the center is slightly larger, and the ones on either side are higher up.","Benjamin Franklin is sitting at his desk with quill and parchment.","COME INTO THE VOTING BOOTH.","The trouble begins when Charlie gets bored with the peaceful bliss of life in doggy heaven and begins dreaming of returning to Earth.","Same as last panel.","You will do as I say when I say it!","At last I wa.","Now can we PLEASE, as a culture, move on?","East of these islands, and north of Skype island, is the Sea of Memes.","Duck finds himself on the receiving end of the runaway trucks during his stay with Edward, but he manages to control them, despite crashing into a barbershop.","The girl turns back and says.","The UI is complex.","Terry: Welcome to the future!","His companion looks back pensively.","You could be both.","Adorable golden retriever, yes.","First Man: Crap, forget it.","Watch the artist to view this deviation.","Man is pointing to new set of charts.","Narrator: Best thing about having my own apartment: Holding fans in place so they twitch helplessly and make that clicking sound without my mom yelling at me.","The Fat Controller: Of course.","The Five Colleges of Ohio is a consortium of independent residential liberal arts colleges.","Wikipedia article about this place!","Title text: Or a cabbage, for that matter.","Turn this post into a Status Update to write a quick message.","Show us your tits.","Man: Before this goes any further, I think we should go get tested.","Hat Guy is leaning back in his chair.","Second Kid: More hoses!","Torn between his family and his true calling, Remy and his pal Linguini set in motion a hilarious chain of events.","Back to the figure in bed.","Man: OH MY GOD!","Pro Tip: In a pinch, a lie detector can double as a seismograph.","My cat usually seems happier than me.","There is a person on the far right.","An ovoid world map, with Latin America colored in red, Africa in yellow, the Middle East in green, and Asia in Blue.","You buy the magazine, get a computer.","Guess some people prefer to stay asleep.","OF MOTHER MAYBELLE CARTER.","The fourth guy has a thought bubble of the guy in the beret.","Wikimedia Foundation via this link.","Scientist: Talk to someone else.","Star Wars holiday special.","Billy Joel is between two policemen.","Barbie in a moment.","Chomskyists, generative linguists, and Ryan North, your days are numbered.","ARE YOU THE TICK VET?","Thomas is angry, because his trains are being held up by the big engines due to the viaduct on the main line being under repair.","TO STALK IN HERE.","That was a test of your ability to think and you, and you passed, Katie Benner.","Cuticura Soap and Ointment.","Not a charitable foundation as most would but an LLC.","You need more fragments to award this badge.","Exhibit: A wrestling ring, with a man and woman mostly obscured by the exhibit label.","Ron Paul: You take the blimp and fall back.","Dude is using a computer.","Black Hat Man, narrating: Eventually we gave up and had the German teams do it, and they built us the Saturn V moon rocket.","Bill Gates: I thought it was Stallman with a dyed beard.","Mephistopheles: Then you marketed it wrong!","They contemplate silently on an influential life.","Einstein is walking with someone.","We see a figure talking into a headset.","Full body shot of Gandalf.","Administrator of Thomas Cory, deceased.","INTEGRATE IT WITH A CELL PHONE!","The Dude Is Pretty Awesome In Most Measurable Ways I Mean Wow competition.","Girl: Want some breakfast?","Hat Guy: I plead the third.","Gruber writes the Mac App Store should be designed to make developers happy.","How do I print out a flowchart?","Blade Runner: classic, but incredibly slow.","Cory Doctorow: So are you, like, a fugitive now?","GET OUR FORTUNE TOLD.","Man: I recommend you appoint a Secretary of the Internet.","Person: Have you seen my stud finder?","Title text: Also, I apologize for the time I climbed down into your world and everyone freaked out about the lesbian orgy overseen by a priest.","Comment: Those of you who know your periodic table should be laughing right about now.","AND CLEAR AS CAN BE.","He famously went up to the lightboard and drew a big plus sign.","Ringo Starr: Edward smiled.","Gumby and Pokey went off to explore more historical events and to have every other conceivable adventure in and out of books through time and toy land.","Both vanish into the apartment, balls spilling out into the corridor.","Thanks to you for being here.","Mephistopheles: Welcome to Hell.","WHAT DID YOU SEE?","Frequentist Statistician: This neutrino detector measures whether the sun has gone nova.","Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise.","Ringo Starr: James was just pulling out on their line from the station ahead.","Guess this means seven more years of the illusion that my actions somehow influence the indifferent hand of probability which governs our lives.","Person on ground: Yeah, I guess.","BETA PALMER prospects are very flattering for the best trotting meeting ever held in Northern Indiana.","The woman is holding a card open and looking at someone.","Sorry for the interruption.","You have to see it for yourself.","DO YOU WANT SOME?","Online access is provided for research purposes only.","Prius at a gas station.","Wright brothers argued, they periodically switched sides in the debate to try to encourage a more balanced conclusion.","You have multiple orders associated with this title.","It was a cassio or somebody that made a calculator watch that you had to have a stylus because the buttons were so small.","But I will not go unarmed.","Fun Fact: The Edmund Fitzgerald, The Kursk, and The Lusitania all sank in water shallower than they were long.","The woman kneels next to a flower.","Thank you for your feedback.","Time to paint another grammarian silhouette on the side of the desktop.","Toward the top, people are standing calmly, some holding hands.","Talk ahotit bad timing.","Thomas the tank engine and friends.","The four astronauts are shown in silhouette on gray, casting huge shadows towards the bottom of the panel from the sun in the center.","The contents of this database are made publicly available by the individual archives, libraries, and museums for use in research, teaching, and private study.","Serenity directs and David Lore is our playwright.","Lot of talk about her severance package.","The screen is a huge LCD connected to a wireless router.","Third Kid: Where are the damn helicopters?","Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.","THINGS ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.","ALL THAT MANY CLOTHES ON.","George Carlin: The silly cars had knocked their Conductor off his van and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning.","It never really got into services, it bought Perot Systems.","Wikipedia article about this event.","The Five Colleges of Ohio are continually developing new collections and adding content to existing collections.","Exhibit label: DNA only has four letters because the alphabet was smaller back then.","There is a microscope on the desk.","Thanks for all of you for being here too.","They form a Venn diagram composed of two disjoint sets.","SHOULD GROW A MUSTACHE.","AND YVONNE DE CARLO.","George Carlin: Gasped Duck.","No differential or bounds are given for the integral.","Please, nobody ever say that.","President at the top, with an arrow to the Secretary of Defense, and then fourteen arrows leading to a series of boxes labeled Unified Combat Commanders.","Someone is holding up a gun.","Meet local girls in Low Earth Orbit tonight!","Man in beret: Pull Harder, Mom.","The rest is just business, which is easy, right?","Always said the most important word in business is no.","Rob has dropped the flashlight.","Title text: How do I work it?","OYSTERS, THOSE ARE MINE.","Guy: No one will be able to correctly record my plate number!","IT WOULD BE FUNNY.","LEFT BEHIND by those of us who DO.","Man: Which act as lenses that deflect incoming cosmic rays, focusing them to strike the drive platter and flip the desired bit.","Woman: Lucky for you, that will always be free.","ALL OVER BODY Worse On Arms.","Small print: this schedule will eventually drive one stark raving mad.","We use cookies and other tracking technologies to improve your browsing experience on our site, show personalized content and targeted ads, analyze site traffic, and understand where our audiences come from.","Okay, any other concerns before you sign the lease?","The pollsters are better at it than they used to be but the entire polling industry was predicated on this idea that you could reach people at a certain time, a number of that was the location.","George: Excuse my intrusion.","DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!","She walks up behind a man sitting at a computer.","THE HALF OF IT.","Escher twist in it.","VE BEEN NO PRINCE.","Wallace falls for the owner of the local wool shop, the lovely Wendolene Ramsbottom.","Other Friend: Cool; which ones?","OF OUR BIG ATTRACTION.","How have you changed?","Like many kids, we sometimes pretended the floor was lava.","How many of you have a, do not have a landline?","Their biggest mistake was bringing Rachel Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project.","Friend: Besides, who would want a pet to fly anyway?","Black Hat Guy is holding up a video game.","LEFT ON MY TICKET.","LL SUCK THE BULLET OUT.","Person: Nice try, Mike.","Trying to jump from block to block in four dimensions hurt my brain.","This gives me a major combat advantage, hopefully.","The woman is still standing, looking at the little girl.","AND NEVER DOES DISHES.","Miss your loved ones?","Person on pillar: The sky is so blue, and all the leaves are green.","Only Gallery will make it visible to everyone.","Hat Guy runs away.","Middle School Friends Day Friends Select Welcomes Frankford Friends.","The female cousin sits in an office chair with her laptop on her lap.","TO SPEND MY MONEY, HUH?","Alt: And I was really impressed with how they managed to shock the Goatse guy.","The speaker at the podium just watches silently.","Life would be so much better if I was one of those people who aged backward.","People say that to me all the time.","What situations might I prepare for?","There is a radar system on a table between them.","HE WILL GIVE YOU HIS VAN.","Exhibit label: Star Wars is a documentary.","Ever cleaned a leopard?","She was there for me.","And they do have Tumblr and Tumblr is a really interesting business.","Welcome to the future!","The way it works, the child has the Barbie, presses a button on its stomach and talks to it.","Of course, Penny Arcade has already mocked themselves for this.","SCHICK OUT OF SHAPE?","Please try different search terms.","Has the sun gone nova?","To find them, look for tiny interesting choices.","Formatting in your message will be lost.","Man: Well, you know furries, right?","The trucks were silly, heavy and noisy.","They stand holding the bow by their side, watching the arrow fly away.","The only way to know if it worked is to wait for tumors to pop up elsewhere.","The three are sitting around a table, drinking and looking miserable.","HAS THE FIRST TELEPHONE WAR BEGUN?","George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation.","Stephen Hawking is in the center of the page.","Man: Someone has to stop them.","You guys are losers.","Man: I once asked a genie for someone who could play it for me, but I think he misheard.","The meerkats are in the bad.","IN A PLASTIC BUBBLE.","You are not being ironic.","The forecast of this result is noted, with the actual results being in the center of the predicted zone.","Title text: A universe that needed someone to observe it in order to collapse it into existence would be a pretty sorry universe indeed.","The Curiosity rover is lowered onto the Mars surface by a Sky Crane.","HEY, HEY, HEY, MIKE.","Man: He lived backwards, remembering the future and not the past.","His voice appears in a square machine readable font.","Diesel, arrives on the island and Duck is given the task of showing him what to do.","The man opens the door as the woman shoots through it.","Bun: Where do you see yourself in five years?","Scott comes from Walmart, she served on the board of Walmart.","Open the fridge door, Hal.","If you got a big keyspace, let me search it.","No, no, no, no.","IOS apps sold and you would be a millionaire.","Pilot: Sir, maybe if we dropped all this gold.","Map Title Text: Map of Online Communities and related points of interest.","Subconscious: Okay, hold on.","They reach out to touch the can.","First ducking begins to follow final duckling, such that ducklings form a loop, rotating clockwise.","Narrator: Cried the driver.","Beret Guy: A party!","Mysterious door which James cameron built his sub to reach and open.","WHAT DO YOU THINK?","Well, but thank you for that dose of reality.","Life is so much bigger than this!","We see four figures sitting around on a table, talking and drinking.","The passenger pulls out a gun, and stands up in the car.","Two cars race around a corner with blue sparks spraying from their tires.","Megan, get off the table!","Kid: Trick or treat!","Man: It does strain the bounds of fantasy.","TV connection and reprogramming it.","Guy: It explains everything!","As fast as possible, of course.","Three people, one woman and two men, sit along a table with dishes and drinks in front of them.","Man at computer: How did the date go?","LIKE THAT, WOULD SHE?","Layered on top of these arrows, pointing up and down at the cross section, are a larger arrow below and a smaller arrow above.","Standing Man: I admired Harry Houdini, how he could open any lock and free himself from any restraint.","Guy: Rip out her vocal chords?","Make selections to enable the buttons.","Man sits at a computer, staring at the screen and rubbing his chin in thought.","Han Solo: Han Solo.","Ringo Starr: The Driver was gaining control.","Alfred: Know your limits, Master Wayne.","Man: We need to talk.","Hat man: How do you stand this cheap wine?","Man: We made it so far together but then I lost you in the trees.","AM A NEUTRINO DETECTOR, NOT A LABYRINTH GUARD.","Gandalf, especially at the beginning, jumps all over the map in a short time.","Swift is really great for that because of this playground because it gives you an opportunity to see your code run and mess around with it in a graphical way.","The Australian wat a iter.","Singer: Take me down to the paradise village where the grass is green and the cute girls pillage.","READ ALL ABOUT IT!","Woman: Looks like the fed just lowered the interest rate.","Creating a Wix site is free, though you can upgrade to a Wix Premium plan for additional features.","How much time to people spend on the web versus a Yahoo property, TV.","Title text: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.","DURING THE HOLIDAYS SOMETIME.","Henry Eller and Perry Eni.","By the way, if you get ones that Neil reads he does Neverwhere I think he reads.","We were unable to record your vote.","Exhibit: An ice block sits on a stand in front of pictures of a wolf and rhinoceros looking frightened.","Why is there a book hovering over the trash can?","After the tires burst, you start shooting out their windows.","Did the sun just explode?","Hat Guy: I forgot about that!","Mill ttere thty iuiiia.","You do a great job covering mostly Apple.","The Dorito Effect: The Surprising New Truth About Food and Flavor.","We see the screen of the phone.","Of course, Snoopy and Woodstock join the French odyssey, which turns out to be a combination of mystery, intrigue and romance.","The man approaches the other couple from the first panel, who are now just as old.","He goes to the Island of Sodor and tells stories about Thomas the Tank Engine.","YOU TELL ME MINE?","Woman: At some point, your parents had sex.","Social reinforcement focuses the fixation on a few dozen words.","The Harry Potter series.","Stackpole, The Corellian Trilogy.","So I mean that part I get, I think is fine.","This collection includes World War II posters and maps from the Military Collection at the State Archives of North Carolina.","Find a menu item or button which looks related to what you want to do.","There was briefly, briefly.","Other people stand around staring.","Guy: Hey, is that Downtown Abbey?","Three soldiers are holding a large integral sign, while a fourth points a gun at the Little Rock High School.","Man: I WILL BE READY!","Speaker: At once, just like they said, I felt a great enlightenment.","Ok, our company is actually a polecat I found in my backyard.","Jesus behind a lectern.","Two men stand at the edge of a cliff.","We actually reached the future about three years ago.","Title text: HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF STRIP GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?","Zombie Marie Curie: Also, avoid radium.","Open the loading bay doors.","The man is still standing at the handrail.","HAVE COMMANDED YOU TO DO.","ALL TRANSIENTS IN THE AREA.","Bertie agrees to take his passengers.","Woman is sitting on the floor, farther from the TV.","Girlfriend: That was MEAN.","Before I was born, a lab took egg and sperm samples from my parents and sequenced the DNA.","IE: Error: Internet Explorer has given up.","MODERN SLIDING DOORS, GUEST ROOMS, GARBAGE DISPOSAL.","Narrator: She never saw him again.","What is the court cost?","President: Do you have someone in mind for the post?","Alt text: Under three ounces, but it stains panties.","Black Hat Guy looks shocked, and his hat jumps.","Person: Another huge study found no evidence that cell phones cause cancer.","Title text: We have met the enemy and he is us.","Second man: i think the other one might be the better deal.","Another silent panel as the children stare up at the woman.","Mother: Hey, kids, see how the ice cracks and pops in your water?","Psychologist: Sociology is just applied Psychology.","Person pulls skull out of head with pore strip.","Two people before a memorial with an eternally spinning wait cursor.","No attempt at kidnapping ever took place.","The art is more in the xkcd style, with stick figures.","The girl walks away.","Please refine your search.","They said they would when they announced Swift.","The characters stare at one another.","Next morning, Gordon woke up to find nothing had changed.","Does Bernanke own a crossbow?","New Mexico: A liquid container labeled for something of unusual and silly danger.","Narrator: The logistics of who can get drunk are nontrivial.","Which means it is still pray to the problem Microsoft has identified but not fixed.","Sailor John: Of course.","GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF DADAIST GLORY.","PUT ON SOME PANTS.","So yea, do they have to have everything on the table and talk about it?","Passenger: Help me mount it on the hood.","The humans fear me.","Biologist: Psychology is just applied Biology.","However, this ignores light travel times.","Name of the paper.","Title text: Three headstones down, I got a call from my mom and it went from bad to worse.","This is getting harder.","ON the Mac you can bail out.","Describe your collection for visitors to your site.","OH, I DID, SORRY.","They thought Donald Trump would win.","Fill this Gallery with exclusive content for your paying Supporters.","Barbie knows vet, oh I know what that is.","Chatterbots still have a long way to go.","The second sits up slightly to look at the first.","It was sad, but you had to keep playing.","FREE Cellular web access.","SERIOUSLY, DID YOUR BRAIN FALL OUT?","South of Diary Blogs, and off the southwest coast of Music blogs is a smaller island called Fandom Blogs.","Buy me brandy, A snifter of wine.","This is a story all about how I started drinking.","Libraries can have just one or hundreds of digital collections through the PALNI contract.","The two men converse.","The man is performing oral sex on the blonde, and still thinking about the woman with black hair.","HEY, I HAVE ONE OF THOSE.","YOU WILL BE NICOLAS CAGE.","Girl exeunt frame left.","Boy: I have a crush on you.","Person: Who are you?","Doctor Who parody, you did the Sky Mounties which is a Canadian police who fly a plane.","Are we a couple now?","Dilophosaurus appears briefly to eat Nedry and then fades out again.","Man at computer: Think fast.","Walls shift; center of house may contain minotaur.","What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?","Title text: I was going to be a scientist, but that seems silly now.","Woman: Okay, who linked you to TVTropes?","The umbrella deploys, extending beyond the dimensions of the mobile platform.","Local, state, national and international news items were regularly featured, as well as political news, notes and editorials.","Apple, but he feels like it was right to do this, so they did it.","On the far left, a pole has a sign disallowing all directions.","Make sure you save the link, as it is not retrievable once you close this dialog box.","They would compete with one another, and their competition would reduce prices here to the lowest Drofit margin.","Katie Benner, I just shortened it.","What are the cost that we the people are paying for this?","Gordon and Henry tease Edward after some cows break part of his train away.","The third kid is standing on a chair, using a cell phone or radio.","Narrator: One day I started laying down rows of rocks.","Boss: You got the program to stop jamming up?","This is directly north of the large Dopamine Sea.","Jason Snell here we could talk about it.","Two people hang out with some beverages.","Beside, there were dozens of other things done by the board at the extra session.","This next part might be a little weird.","Oh, what are you doing?","The new president faces a crisis.","Woman: Zombie Marie Curie!","The narrator is clutching his head and leaning forward.","Sweeps out the same area every night.","There was a technical issue adding that favourite.","Weird root vegetables surround a strange script.","We were all thinking it!","Bill Gates kills Santa.","To the southeast of Twitter, across the Sea of Protocol Confusion, is another, equally large island.","Go on, show me your proposed timings.","Father: No, those are just pieces.","Randall as he works at his computer.","Man, this trick has saved me so many times.","Man: Missing Fucking Accomplished.","You can change and adjust your theme at any time.","Dwarf Fortress, but that makes you the kind of person who wastes ten more getting that computer to run Minecraft.","Amelia: Can I talk to someone smarter?","Turns out it kills you.","Earn fragments whenever one of your comments or deviations gets a badge.","Narrator: Or could in high school, anyway.","Parent If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?","The man and woman are hiking together.","Updater, which is not available for your platform.","Whatsit is talking to Abbott and Costello.","That actually I think, they single handedly, the New York Times, really made immersive video a, something everybody has had a chance to experience.","Morpheus: I have no idea.","But never making a bold decision with any of that stuff.","Hardwood floors, utilities included.","Fi access point Barbie.","The Black Hat Guy is holding a phone up to someone.","Put together a best of episode for the week after Christmas.","Email addresses, names, encrypted passwords, security questions and answers, IP addresses, mailing addresses, the download history.","The storm splits in half.","What are you suggesting?","Four astronauts stand at the other end of the phone.","Person: The sleep deprivation madness worsens.","Scruffy: Maybe we were too young to pick up on it.","Narrator: Harry Potter protesters, take note.","Illinois: A gangster with a guitar case, upside down.","WELL, A LOT OF GOOD, MIKE.","All I see if Guy Fawkes watching Willie Mays catch a fly ball while an armored assault vehicle rolls past.","The scene is a party.","And all its mysteries.","They might in fact even sell it.","Is there even a difference?","Friday Visiting members invited.","CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE.","We need to get it together, guys.","Computer: Welcome to the missile launch web interface!","AND HE MISSES THE OCEAN.","THE FREAKS WILL NOT LOOK AT YOU.","They open sourced Swift.","They continue to stand there.","The man approaches the tree with a present in a box, tied up with ribbon.","The bus, with Ms.","Black Hat: My fate is as these shards.","Person is on the phone, and holding up some networking hardware.","Guy, offscreen: And sorted it into layers.","THOSE LIPS, AND THAT BODY.","BUT HER MOM GOT MAD.","Instead of the youth and child stickers there is instead a large pile of money.","Kepairmg promptly attended to.","Do news stories so affect my life that I benefit from checking them more than once a day?","Such a handsome engine!","But what if the lady by the door has a katana in that box?","THE IRON AND STEEL JOKE.","Excited girl: That sounds fun!","DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!","The man is sitting at a table.","He thought that was wrong.","DAMP, STINKY COUCH IN THE SKY.","Boy: Wait a second.","Percy is sent to work at the new harbour and challenges a helicopter called Harold to a race to the wharf.","Watch the artist to read this deviation.","YEAH, JUST BEND DOWN.","Student: Sounds like I could save time by joining the Tautology Club directly.","The bearded man is sitting behind bars.","Figure: How was it?","Title text: The best hugs are probably from hagfish, which can extrude microscopic filaments that convert a huge volume of water around them to slime in seconds.","The first bar is much taller than the second.","GET TOUCHED BY A CARNY!","This can be removed by upgrading to Wix Premium.","Lightning hits the man.","Crawling through a minefield to get out of Hungary, came to the United States.","CNU only invited me back as a ruse because they realized I never turned in my final paper and want my diploma back.","Visitors will be able to request this commission from your profile and Browse page.","Woman: Well, sometimes her versions were better.","WELL, YOU STUMPED ME.","The woman, man, and Rob look at the screen.","YEAH, YOU THINK SO?","Mark Off is there, right?","DONE WITH MY FREAKOUT.","As the parts of the comic break apart, people try to reach for each other, hold parts together, or curl up into a ball.","Pimply nerd at computer.","Sarah Connor Chronicles this fall on Fox!","Exhibit: A monstrous set of jaws open upward around a bed.","The piece fits into the gaps exactly to complete multiple rows at once.","RE WAY AHEAD OF ME.","But only if she gets fired.","The turn signals of both cars seem to be blinking at the same time.","And you can superimpose text on the picture of the cat, like so.","The same beach, this time with a couple walking past.","An Elf beats the sword together on an anvil.","Caption: We were going to use the time machine to prevent the robot apocalypse, but the guy who built it was an electrical engineer.","Title text: Hey, let go!","Please invite me back.","Person unsuspectingly strolls under a giant box trap controled by a Trible.","Each hall contains several exhibits.","Dysentery cases starts high, drops to near zero with time.","Click to view exhibits!","The research comparing snake venoms is scattered and inconsistent.","Thinker: Am I smiling enough?","Truly, this was the language from which the gods wrought the Universe.","It gets them to start thinking about these bigger questions.","Why are you climbing that tree?","Back to the original two.","Log in and refresh the page to access restricted or unpublished collections.","Go to your settings.","Two male characters stand at a blackboard.","How could you choose avoiding a little pain over understanding a magic lightning machine?","Germany that makes the blades.","Guy: Skating uphill like this is amazing.","Person: Remind me never to upset you, ever.","At the same time, what are you going to do with that, right?","Person, off the phone, stands in silence.","Rob hits Rob over the head with the baseball bat.","Hair: Oh, yeah, me neither.","Samsung paying Apple half a billion dollars, but they want a money back guarantee.","In the background hat man and his companion are visible.","Nehisi Coates, Between the World and Me.","Probably not ideal, but you know.","In the background is a helicopter, some mountains, and the sea.","The man has a pointer and a clicker for the slides which are projected on the screen next to him.","Two Septembers ago now.","Intermediate compiler design, with a focus on dependency resolution.","Mars by a Skycrane.","This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.","Some are from one, some are from zero.","And that coveted Core status symbol.","The Art of Computer Programming.","Woman: The right side is definitely better.","Woman: So how far did you get with her?","VE GOT TO GET HOME.","The rest of the panel is dark.","It went on for days and days.","Ebay, and I said how does this get taken care of so this nice honest person gets his money back and I can return this phone, which is now broken also.","Hn t fat sailing Laiting h tf.","Female cop: Good cop.","Which we refuse to fix.","It centers on a film professor who runs a Monday Night film club in an old theatre that turns out to be haunted by the ghost of Lois Weber, a silent film era actress.","Title text: I plugged in this lamp and my dog went rigid, spoke a sentence of perfect Akkadian, and then was hurled sideways through the picture window.","Excerpt from the exam paper.","We need to cool and solidify the surface layer!","One thing that drives me nuts with Apple is their passion for security means they ask for passwords and security codes for too often.","Man: Ooh, and check this: green eyes!","Maybe someday science will get over its giant collective crush on Richard Feynman.","Title text: If you fire a Portal gun through the door of the wardrobe, space and time knot together, which leads to a frustrated Aslan trying to impart Christian morality to the Space sphere.","This deviation is exclusive to Core Members.","Related to moral relativism, it states that ethics become subjective only when you approach the speed of light.","Hat Guy: Making the world a weirder place.","Two men with beards stand at a crude wooden counter, one is wearing a turban.","We see a poster taped to a wall.","It was like in Zoolander where the files are all in the computer and they start shaking the computer.","Black Hat Guy: Hey.","Do I make it?","How DO you end parenthetical statements with emoticons?","Water begins to rush in.","Is there an equivalent of a Guy Kawasaki working there right now?","View of a Minecraft screen showing a vast empty expanse of land.","Faster air exerts less pressure, so the wing is lifted upward.","OKAY, LET ME CHECK.","The little animals arc clean and neat, of capable habits and few vices.","People reported that they put the Surface Book in their backpack and it got really hot and the battery died because it never.","The android puts the stem in its mouth.","Use Vertical for portraits and tight shots, and Horizontal for wide angle and landscape shots.","The henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.","Title text: Universes in mirror, like those in windshield, are larger than they appear.","Alt text: The xkcd.","Show the artist some love!","Person in Street: Hey, our turn signals are in sync!","Narrator: I never feel hungry or thirsty.","When he leaves still sticky, he then gets stuck on a hill, windswept with hay.","Excellent, on to step two.","Device with cracked egg lands on ground.","Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls!","The cheerleader is waving pompoms.","You can also edit your Collection info.","Sitting man: Remember: With great power comes great current squared times resistance.","Right field: Eye contact from Janeane Garofalo.","The two teachers continue talking.","What turns you on?","Yeah, but they have their dark side.","Franz Ferdinand, The Donnas, and Audioslave.","Sadly, the recent reversal of this trend has dragged IQ scores and average education steadily downward.","The two men sit silently contemplating the words of the previous moment.","It is a dense squiggly jumble of lines.","The above are within the game; the next line is outside the game.","MAN IN BERET: We are adrift in an uncaring void indifferent to all our mortal toil.","You have been pwned by a grue.","Go die, Katie Upton, go die for your stupidity.","As time passed, Elaine intensified her hacking work, anonymously publishing exploit after exploit.","And then the whispers begin.","ISO set a global standard numeric date format.","Was your stuff still on it?","The strip is set up as the top of a Wikipedia page.","Title text: The wolves thin the RAID arrays, removing the slowest and weakest disks to keep the average seek speed high.","Hat Guy: You know what?","THAT SHE GETS HOME OKAY.","Later, he gets trapped under a coal hopper, which ruins his paintwork.","Ulfstead Castle to bring passengers from the Mainland.","Woman: Well, it depends what you want.","THE DEATH OF HEIDI FLEISS.","Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community.","But does anyone realize how much it hurt?","Woman: WELL, I THINK YOUR FETISH IS AS WEIRD AS HELL.","Large diagram of a bridge.","Because that would be a way around, right?","One is a woman; the other is Black Hat Man.","YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?","Paper, I need some paper.","Would you like to come out, today?","OH, NO, YOU LOOK GREAT.","FRICASSEE THAT ROADKILL, OKAY?","The screens show sheets of paper.","But I think the craziest part is the way they insert the patched genes.","Girl: What are you doing?","He is holding a clipboard.","All right, all right, I apologize.","The man and woman are back at the hospital again, the woman receiving chemo.","There are four exhibits.","NPR axing news quiz.","Or a press secretary.","One of them fled when the revolution failed.","Listener: I want one.","Daisy is told off by The Fat Controller for being lazy and promises to change her ways with help from Toby.","The same character is dangling above the ground, next to an intricately drawn tree with no leaves.","The man with a black hat has a pair of bolt cutters in the hand that had been obscured in the first panel.","We see them from farther away through a rough hole in the shaded area.","Have you read about Google HQ?","Gordon ends up on the branch line, where Bill and Ben are waiting.","You got a problem with that?","Parents: talk to your kids about Linux.","Tarski theorem was actually first developed by King Solomon, but his gruesome attempts to apply it set back set theory for centuries.","They are all perfectly horizontal and parallel.","The Lyrics are ridiculous.","Various robots appear on the field, and the team whose design appears above activates their robot.","HAVE A DATE WITH JERRY.","TAPPING INTO YOUR AURA NOW.","Narrating person: Ere dawn, I will go forth to the Sorting Depot.","WE RAFFLE OFF ONE OF THE GIRLS.","Three kids are in a living room.","Atchafalaya points toward southern Louisiana.","VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.","Title Text: Bean actually sabotaged it just to give Dink the excuse to make that joke.","The negative zip codes are all like that.","Person: And there was some symbol.","Sauron is represented by a huge black bar at the bottom with branches for nazgul, orcs, etc.","The woman walks past him.","Voice on the phone: Really?","Until your body finishes metabolizing the mushrooms.","Hat man leans out of an above ground window.","This chart is simpler.","These balances will be automatically applied to any remaining purchase amounts after code redemption.","George Carlin: Cried the Driver.","Give me a moment.","Two characters stand close together in conversation.","Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while.","Full shot of the hobbits and Gandalf.","Jagged, shaded shapes and strands start to fall.","World population in billions.","IS A GREAT STATE FAIR.","Time runs along the horizontal axis; Number of Husbands on the vertical graph.","As it was meant to be seen.","Thomas, so I sent him packing.","Some kids carefully removed each bead, checking closely for paper residue before eating.","Man: No, REAL programmers use cat.","Scruffy: The kids were freaked out, but they kept playing.","Jason Snell is also here.","Die Hard was nothing BUT action!","Things like pinch to zoom.","Al Gore gave around the country.","The man starts to turn away.","Children: Trick or treat!","Cell phone visible on table.","Dentist hamster wombat plumber turkey jester hindu cowboy hooker bobcat scrapple!","The snow covered fields and railway lines.","Fraction of this image which is white.","He won maybe a Pulitzer for this, big prize and he narrates it which is going to bring this to life.","House Childrens Books supports the First Amendment and celebrates the right to read.","He holds up the chart.","He looks off the balcony.","The person scratches their head and stares at the still floating juggling balls.","The artist is now standing on the ground looking up.","LL DRINK BEFORE A PERFORMANCE.","The dawn found us curled up on a couch, asleep but still together.","Your chat history will be deleted.","Orion clearly has a dong.","None of this was real.","The truck drives off, leaving the audience in a cloud of dust.","Girl: Thanks for the great night.","This can be found on the lower left corner of the map.","Jason Snell, do you have a landline?","VE GOT A LOT OF OTHER LINES.","Wait, how can there be a photo of that?","ELAINE, IS THIS NSA HEADQUARTERS?","But then I rode in it and I thought well this is pretty cool.","Hang tight while we create your new list of chosen artists.","Man: I find you more attractive than usual.","Did you see she had.","Christmas tree with presents underneath it.","Woman: Your facebook rock climbing pictures just got a lot less impressive.","Title text: Thank you for making me feel less alone.","WE HAVE TO PICK THE KIDS UP.","HOW DOES IT FEEL?","The man remains at his computer desk.","It has delivered a note to the figure.","Catarrh of the nose, throat and bronchial tubes; catarrhal deafness; headache; dropping in the throat; Indigestion; impure blood, resulting from catarrh, cured by a very snort course of treatment.","The girl is now in frame, sitting in an office chair, looking down at the license plate in her hands.","There was a network error loading your chats.","The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.","Firefox: This plugin requires clearance from the corporate press office in order to run.","The woman is imagining herself riding an apatosaurus.","They remind me of War of the Worlds, or the Tripod books.","Man: Ok, I found a Swiss lampmaker with perfect reviews.","Twin Towers never actually collapsed?","Black Hat Guy: Or stealing detour signs to direct highway drivers downw backwoods roads strewn with caltrops.","Artist: Welcome to my sky!","Boxes we simply take the bitstring down, flip it, and reverse it.","TO FIND HIM AND HELP HIM.","Chap: The business implications are clear.","YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE.","Athens rules all Greece; I control Athens; my wife controls me; and my infant son controls her.","Fill this Gallery with exclusive content for Core Members.","Alt: Two Hedwig references, an obscure Joey Comeau, and a girl with a mohawk.","Two people are standing between a pair of houses.","OF YOUR HAIR, GREAT.","Does Barbie have touch ID?","First man: Make me a sandwich.","That is, the amount of inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same.","Man: Actually, never mind.","Each panel depicts a highway intersection.","HAD TO RIDE THE BUS.","Swift is a new programming language Apple designed initially for writing software for Macintosh and IOS, but they have now literally open sourced it.","From off panel, a second person reacts.","Guy: Personally, I find atheists just as annoying as fundamentalist Christians.","Fistula and ulcere of rectum cured.","Note: Dude, in like a month im gonna Craigslist all that shit you left in my garage.","Aww, she looks nice!","Check back soon for feedback from deviants.","Longer rodent tracks, with a large melted ring surrounding a point in the middle of the frame.","In olden times it was different.","George Carlin: Said the barber.","Phone: Well, there was a lot of it, so it will probably take a while.","The items in the Arizona Memory Project represent only a small percentage of the materials held by contributing institutions.","You signed in with another tab or window.","Three guards with spears stand in front of three doors.","Guy: Lisp is over half a century old and it still has this perfect, timeless air about it.","Nice to see you.","Person: I will never have with anyone what I had with you.","Title text: Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.","Arkansas: A measuring cup.","Man: I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry.","Woman: What are you doing?","Last time I tried it, I got a red flag.","Apple, so why would you stay in it if you could avoid it?","The slime mold is proferred to the same human who was speaking earlier.","Man is tied to a chair.","Two people are talking, one in a hat.","An access problem to the site has been detected.","Bill Nye: Know what?","When did we forget our dreams?","Largely children and adolescents, most bring nothing but cartloads of bullets for hunting.","Driven by a nameless fear, a whisper in the dark behind me, I flee ahead of I know not what.","One of my friends in elementary school, his parents were Hungarian immigrants.","You are not forgotten.","His wonderful cures of thousands of cases pronounced by others incurable, marks a new era in tin history of medicine.","Laptop: Dude, what the Hell?","The mathematician stands much further to the right than any other field.","Title text: Also, all financial analysis.","Good and which episodes exactly?","Left outfield: Retrograde wheelbarrow.","Mann, first and final account.","Are you sure you want to block the user?","Strung with some kind of superstrong mesh.","YOU PICK FOR A HUSBAND.","Central Paik they are guaranteed to return home as faithfully as a commuting husband.","Hat man is holding a bloody sack, while his female lover is pushing down on a shovel to make a hole for the body.","The full frame of the two characters again.","But I gave you my fingerprint!","GIVES HIM THE GONG.","Christmas tree with a heap of presents underneath!","Then the Incomparable, which is a collection of podcasts including.","The last guy in that situation fell for one of the transient trumpeting angels.","But then she does that thing with her tongue and I remember why I left you.","An astronomer stands in front of a huge telescope, looking through the eyepiece.","The man has turned her chair around to face her.","Amelia: I flew around the world!","Computer salesman: Still working on your route?","Yes TWO BLOCKS NORTH OF THE STATE CAPITAL It has gas and electric light, city water, sewer, cement curbs and walks.","Man: I give you an hour.","Title text: Also possibly several miles beyond that.","What does your heart desire?","Jeffrey Rowland: But enough of my theories about Thanksgiving.","Woman: No, I threw them out.","Meet the deviants rocking these symbols!","Father: When you take apart a Lego house and mix the pieces into the bin, where does the house go?","The alarm clock is the brightest.","The man sits behind a desk reading some paper.","DO YOU WANT ONE?","Very strong reading glasses.","Dye for the whiskers.","Man with glasses: Did you meow?","Our solution: the Cuddle Mattress!","VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT.","This is not a fault, just an accident that was not intentional.","Long tradition between Microsoft and Intel.","The man points at a lamp on the table in front of him.","But it contains a bunch more folders, filled with more folders, and then.","If you join it again, your chat history will still be there.","At Keyboard: Come on!","Nate Silver to help make all my life decisions.","This panel fades into a thought bubble of the actual man.","The woman holds her hands over her mouth.","Woman: Well, he has until Tuesday.","Female: And never be lonely again.","Gulf of China and Grass Mud Horse Bay.","Chad arrested for theft, then move all my stuff to the house across the street.","Voice: Got too drunk.","There is a flowchart there.","WBM has put his suitcase on the floor.","Although I have to admit it sounds prestigious.","Girl: Did your generation really use this to troll people?","These items have been shared with you.","Geekiness aside, that was actually incredibly sweet.","MIGHT START WITH THE MOLE.","Driver: It looked smaller then me.","Man on stage, holding microphone, fist pumping toward audience.","Woman: Yeah, on both.","Did you make this glasses attachment?","Girl: Hey dad, look at this old music video.","NASA has launched a heroic mission to land a rover on the asteroid, drill into it, and destroy it with nuclear bombs.","Title text: In fact, of the boxes is full of Staphylococcus.","MICHAEL, Corner of Water and Market Streets, Van Wert, Ohio.","WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER GLOVE?","Gary Gygax: I add the paladin to my party.","PREPARATION FOR CAR TALK.","Title text: Fortunately, exactly zero other annoying internet behaviors have developed during this time.","Core Members with all the features and benefits Core Membership offers!","Narrator: The eons blur past as I walk down a single row.","Woman: Has he been in isolation?","It will be fresh again.","So he eloped with.","Sign up for Prime, buy, or rent the video to join the Watch Party.","The three watch as the doors begin to open.","Cheerios with a shot of vermouth.","YOU WILL DO ONLY THAT WHICH.","Second Guy: Ass pirate.","The owner of the arcade is the humoristic Schemer who likes to play tricks on people.","The woodpecker sits on the present.","What if I already have a Wix site?","Half a decade ago?","So waste no time.","Yes, I think we have other videos and projects coming up.","Remember the wedding dance?","Man is sitting on a bed, on the phone.","You guys do a great job.","What are you reading?","Genie: You have awakened me from the lamp.","Follow the instructions in the email we sent you.","OH, FORGOT MY PURSE.","The man flaps the wings, and appears to be floating.","Your viral open source licenses have grown too powerful.","Jason Snell is also here from sixcolors.","Sometimes I forget how to do small talk.","Marissa Mayer out the door, not anytime soon.","If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.","Narrator: The rows blur past to compute a single step.","Title Text: He actually installed each piece in a different car on the lot, then built a new car in the spot from the displaced pieces.","BEAT UP A LOT OF PEOPLE.","IT IS TIME NOT TO FIGHT, BUT TO LIVE.","Students are sitting at desks.","If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.","Ferris wheel to be fair.","Jacobs of Nelson Moser, distribu tive account.","Scruffy: Have you ever watched PBS late at night?","If you want to know what happened with celebrities, would you go to Yahoo.","UM, THIS IS PROFESSOR BOBO.","The manager was as good as his word.","Television: With the collapse of the dollar, the government has endorsed an alternate currency.","The second man looks at the book.","There is a stark contrast between the incredibly noisy and complex labeling of every other brand and this simple one.","Terry: When cryogenic freezing was invented, all the engineers who were excited about the future froze themselves.","Closeup of a shocked Ray.","Are you done yet?","Android or Apple it could be either or both.","Man: Thank God for Crypto.","RE STILL MAD AT ME.","Speaker: Suddenly, I was bathed in a suffusion of blue.","Person: Yet in the same batch he includes a bottle with like an ounce of congealed juice in it.","Someone at a desk with a laptop on it replies.","YOU HAD SOMETHING TO HIDE.","Man: You have fruit flies.","The next light has straight and right turn only.","ARE IN A BETTER PLACE.","They have those creepy individual toes.","You never have to go the post office.","AND DANCE WITH HEINZ MYSELF.","HAVE A PRETTY BASIC LOOK.","Title text: If that fails, just multiply every number by a thousand.","Title text: And I could replace you with older pictures of you, from back when you looked happy.","This is our test run and time trial.","Two EMTs are rushing Darth Vader away from a front door on a stretcher.","Title text: At one point, by force of childhood habit, the doctor accidentally removed three or four organs.","The man behind the gun Is the man who does the work; The man behind the bar Is he who pulls the cork; The man behind the throne Is he who draws the string.","Note that this does not agree with the alt text, but whatever.","Full shot of man and woman again.","The NSA is listening.","There is a link on this panel to almamater.","Hat Guy: You took my hat.","There follow three strips.","You come by here a lot.","Boy: None of the places i floated had mommies.","Everybody hears everything I say all the time.","The first guy continues, waving his arms, still talking about the gap.","Percival was anticipating record numbers of visitors due to the construction of a new airport near the big station.","LL COOL OFF TOMORROW.","Title text: I wonder how often Patrick Stewart has Darmok flashbacks when talking to Star Trek fans.","References proliferate, completing the citogenesis process.","WELL, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!","Woman: Wait, which one is that?","Driver: Hurry, Duck, hurry!","Which also makes firing her seem like a very expensive move.","Scattered remains of corpses.","Dorothy: You can have the slippers if you let me borrow your broom.","HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THAT DOG!","The man behind the man in the chair is clasping his hands in anticipation.","Completing the CAPTCHA proves you are a human and gives you temporary access to the web property.","On it, from left to right, are: a bag of fruit gushers; a juicer; a bottle of bright red liquid; a bottle of bright blue liquid; and another bottle of bright red liquid.","Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.","And they choose Al Gore as Internet Secretary.","Une, rich loam soil.","Some new release movies become unavailable for downloading for a limited time due to licensing restrictions.","Merlin: Well, that was straightforward.","Siri basically inside a toy.","You should have us over tonight!","The Uncomfortable Truths Well.","And they made a BBC series out of it and so forth but he reads it.","One of the men arms his weapon.","Man: Hey, I can get different pitches by tapping on different parts of the desk.","Man at desk: Hey!","The reporters, now joined by a camerawoman, approach Michael Bay with their microphones.","Hatboy: You are glue.","Pick the category that best describes your deviation.","Gandalf: But the dwarves delved too greedily.","Everyone who joins must also buy or rent.","Presenter: A spoon crossed with a fork is a spork.","Not in just one party, not in just one house, but in government.","Girl: Well, I like to hurt people too.","The person has turned around in the chair, now with the laptop in his lap.","The other is holding a cell phone.","Phoenix Board of Trade, at the request of numerous persons and organizations has called together a committee on resolutions, specially to draft the necessary articles.","Synth pop can be fun, but at the same time, I agree that sometimes you just need to blast some Metallica.","Marissa Mayer, it was a really clear goal for Yahoo which was kind of taking the AOL route and trading in its existing business for a media business, right?","The person clutches the back of their head.","Someone call for me?","How do I give people a trial?","Copyright and intellectual property laws apply to the digital resources made available through this site.","ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THEM.","Apple is super disciplined.","Hopefully the owners there are more responsible.","Does the routine destroy our creativity or do we lose creativity and fall into the routine?","Wallace intended to make everyday life a little easier such as the Autochef, the Soccamatic, and the Snoozatron.","Narrator: When we should be closest, part of me is still alone.","Email archives what words you use together most often.","There is a group of people.","Mac Mini in the living room and got the speech synth to yell at her for me.","TO YOURSELF LAST NIGHT.","THE GARDEN OF EDEN, FOLKS.","Sunday: a huge swarm of flies.","Man and woman are now standing.","If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!","Or somebody whose only job is to cultivate this community of developers?","Rubber vulcanized, bicycle invented, wrench patented.","The person throws the juggling balls in the air.","WBM is holding a metal briefcase.","Only later did I find out that Thebacon is the common name for Dihydrocodine Enol Acetate, a synthetic opioid similar to Vicodin.","Title text: The same people who spend their weekends at the Blogger Reenactment Festivals will whine about the anachronisms in historical movies, but no one else will care.","It is black, except a few blue and green lights, and red numbers from a clock.","Chairman: We were convened here to review your nomination for the position of internet secretary.","Man: No, but the water in the glass turned to wine.","That is the _core_ of science.","Girl: But coding C or assembly makes you a better programmer.","Box: But you just followed them twice!","Second Guy: Still no ideas.","The Elf knocks at the door, sword in scabbard held under arm.","Create, rename, and delete your Collections.","OUTSIDE WITH THIS, MEN.","Wait a few minutes and try again.","Pizza guy, maid, and plumber are sitting on the floor playing Agricola.","The laptop has been smashed to the floor.","There are flakes falling from Jesus onto them both.","HAVE YOU BEEN ABUSING MY STAPLE GUN?","THIS IS HERBIE THE MISFIT ELF.","We need to really utilized Tumblr in a real way.","The man puts his hands to his face in dismay.","Second Guy: I did not know that rule.","In the meantime, they cut off the lines of Arnold and Muldoon.","HOLY SHIT A GIANT BUG!","Trevor is bored of working in the vicarage orchard, so Edward takes him to meet and help Thomas at the new harbor.","Beret guy walks back on screen.","Grandpa, what was it like in the Before time?","SOMEONE WHO IS NEAR TO YOU.","Stick figure is really wailing on the keyboard.","Katie Benner from New York City.","An anime girl with pigtails, long rectangular earrings and a blank expression stands with her arms at her sides.","THE FUTURE HAD FOR HER?","The capsule floats upward.","That hundred meg feels pretty good for me.","Every cent he agrees to pay the farmer above the foreisn prfw Congress gives back to him.","HDMI port, a USB port, storage on a SD card.","Girl: Who are you?","Are you sure you want to remove this Collection from your Favourites?","Jupiter continues to hover through the frame as the characters watch it go.","Guy With Backpack: Shit.","Woman: Did you analysis say anything about the dating prospects of people who spend weekends at home making graphs?","Someone is standing next to a table.","This collection includes food and cooking related materials from the collections of the State Archives of North Carolina.","This was an actual mock conversation between me and a friend at TGIF.","Title text: Wait, is that the ORIGINAL voynich manuscript?","Standing man: Well, sure.","First Guy: So, what do you want to do?","AM ALWAYS BREATHING MANUALLY.","The perspective of the scene shifts, suddenly the surface the person was standing on is in the top left of the panel.","WELL, SURE IT IS.","The footnote is covered in fingerprints.","The art of pure line engraving is dying out.","Two figures, one wearing a hat stand near a tesla coil mounted on a table.","Three arrows point out of this panel, leading to each of the next three panels which are arranged vertically.","USE THE FISH BOWL?","The woman takes off in the carriage, leaving Death in her dust, on the ground.","It has to reach the server, and the server is over there.","You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.","ZF: You got a problem with Mythbusters?","Beret Guy looks down to find himself in a bathtub full of kidneys.","And for more on the summit, we turn to trade expert Dr.","The man walks along a cord, and past a box.","To the east of Twitter is Troll Bay, with such islands as Reddit and Reddit, Digg, Stumbleupon, Delicio.","Woman is holding up a harness.","This is a photo of my car as of two weeks ago.","Title text: The dose is much lower when administered orally.","The woodpecker looks down at the present.","Stegosaurus than a sparrow.","Pennsylvania: A very thick book with a bookmark.","Hold on there a little bit.","Certainty that this is a clockwise polar plot, not a Cartesian one, as a function of time.","Second man indicates something behind him.","Thinks: I wonder if that happens every time.","Your dating pool actually GROWS until middle age.","Men and women are at work in a lab.","Scientist: A few cubic microns.","Well, do you love her?","Figure: If the corporate surveillance state monitors and controls every aspect of my life.","The only winning move is not to play.","The man and woman are listening to a friend speak.","Ray: How do you think I should play it?","This means I hit familiar landmarks with each bit of progress, giving me a satisfying sense of movement.","Woman: Wait, one guy says when he plugged it in, he got a metallic taste in his mouth and his cats went deaf.","My mom is one of those people who falls asleep while reading, but keeps talking.","Cleaning, pressing, dyeing and repairing, work called for and delivered.","But please leave us alone.","And the Olsen twins?","It was really good.","Bond: Come now, do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while strapped to a centrifuge?","YES, MAY I HELP YOU?","OR DID I IMAGINE IT?","Yes, I mean she said that during sex.","Voice: I mean, school districts are just based on zip codes.","Frizzle: To the bus!","Union township, Van Wert county.","The guys are in their pajamas.","Right Guy: Here, take a bite of this Snapple.","The girl looks thoughtful.","You print the postage.","Enrico and Otto both got Nobel Prizes.","There is a picture of the venerable, highly durable IBM Model M Leopard.","OOH, I LET ONE.","How are you doing, Aaron?","He interacts with a member of the audience after making a point.","She has a pointer in her hand, and written on the blackboard is some set theory math.","Start at the beginning and watch it all.","Disembodied voice: Okay, found you.","TO SHOW YOU EVERY PORE.","Room filled to brim with semen, and when front desk clerk opened mouth to talk, bedbugs poured out.","Now both people are visible.","They were all smaller than Gordon, and boasted about it.","There are cans on the desk and more crushed ones on the floor.","Is something good about to happen to those people?","Oh, your brother is Luke.","Narrator: We apologize for the inconvenience.","Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.","ZF: By teaching people to hold their beliefs up to experiment, Mythbusters is doing more to drag humanity out of the unscientific darkness than a thousand lessons in rigor.","At the movies, I get frustrated when we file into our row haphazardly, ignoring the computationally difficulty problem of seating people together for maximum enjoyment.","One of them is beret guy.","But the good news is you can do both.","Frizzle and the children are shown getting onto the bus.","THE REST OF THE LITTLE PETS.","Has that ever happened.","Two reporters, a man and a woman, point microphones toward a scientist.","This is a label at the top of the panel, not a character speaking.","The man is thinking about the blonde woman.","The Arizona Memory Project is open to any Arizona cultural institution, business, or individual that is interested in making their digital holdings available online.","Why are we doing this, rally, again?","Bag Packer: Here you go!","What news of the blogs?","The first person in line drops in a coin.","Sinister Google Projects which also trails off into higher frequencies, and blogorays, which are slightly lower.","We assemble loads for Roosevelt.","Man: So is this it?","Author Katherine Gates recently attempted to make a chart of all sexual fetishes.","Drag the deviation here to share it!","Rick Astley: What the hell?","Hey, hey, good to be here.","Exhibit: An insect on a stick is orbited by a small sphere.","No hat: I finally finished my Tesla Coil!","YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.","Black Hat Man: Are we getting Nazis to build those ones too?","Tycho: You know what?","Audible on Twitter, user ID audible_com.","The deviation will no longer be locked and will be visible for everyone to see.","Censored Under Patriot Act.","Bertie gives him a hard time, until he breaks down and Thomas must take his passengers.","Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted.","BEFORE THE POLICE PICK HIM UP.","The man continues to type.","He detaches the mainsheet from the stern.","Hat Guy: Do you like my centrifuge, Mister Bond?","When a stack fits, write the number of iterations on a card.","An inset panel inside the main panel.","Title text: I remember the exact moment in my childhood when I realized, while reading a flyer, that nobody would ever spend money solely to tell me they wanted to give me something for nothing.","First man and his next line are also green.","The black hat guy is sitting at a desk with a laptop.","His father comes running into the room.","Well so do I, Mr.","Jason Fox, a taller man with a buzz cut, a brunette woman with curly hair in a ponytail, a brunette woman with straight hair, and finally our student, standing on a box.","Man: How was it?","LL MISS YOU KIDS, TOO.","The figure is still sitting at the desk, but with hands off the keyboard in his lap.","Come find your future at Baidu.","George Carlin: Whistled Duck, and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line.","Artist: I like it.","Voice: Are you in there?","Only paying Supporters will be able to view it.","RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.","Title text: If you call my regular number, it just goes to my pager.","Two men are shown: one with three arms, and another with just two.","Seood wells of water and is on a well treveiea roaa.","An arrow pierces the ball.","All at once I broke out with a terrible rash all over my entire body.","More lives are wrecked from this secret vice than from all other causes combined.","HAS TO BE SIGNED BY HIS MOM.","ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?","You know that wizened old monk with the gypsy wife whose voodoo shop we smash up every every day after school?","Eisenhower orders the military to integrate Little Rock High School.","Title Text: I started to do the tables for more famous people but it got really depressing and morbid and I had to go outside.","The first person is at a store, and the second is consulting with them.","KNOW IF YOU WANNA.","BEEN TO THE MOON?","Oh man, let me find it.","Bond: You mean centripetal force.","It has a few marks inside it.","Man: I love that girl.","The result vector is toward the bullet holes.","Hat Guy: What the hell, man.","Woman: There are these orchids whose flowers look like female bees.","Two white figures are silhouetted against a dark sky.","The focus is on the girl on the bench.","ALMOST COST YOU YOUR JOB.","Sailor John: But you must know that this steamroller and his crew have prevented a very serious accident.","Neo has under his coat.","The Mac app store was seen as a place you wanted to be despite all these limitations.","Anyone can make fun of emo kids.","They exchange steely glares, hands poised to reach their guns, as a tumbleweed rolls into frame.","Democratic principles, and to the general and local news.","GIVE THEM TO ME.","Title Text: Fun Game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier.","There is a politician speaking at a podium, which sports an American flag.","Chase him, bump him, throw him off the rails!","You can print any kind of mail.","Yes, it was a little weird.","Senator: It appears you have quite an arrest record.","They stand, silently looking at the scene.","She was so confused.","He was sold a broken phone.","The female person is wearing a knee length white dress and a veil.","If a picture catches the public fancy, the public must have an etched or a photogravured copy of it within a month or two of its appearance.","He wanted to hear a big number.","Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, or Wonka contest winner Charlie Bucket?","Yeah, but the menstruation thing is freaky.","As the woman starts to walk away, the men continue to speak.","Tell him to be on our show once in a while.","George Carlin: Fumed the barber.","Who is this admin?","Michael Bay: James Carville emerges from the conflagration riding a burning alligator.","Reporters stand below a researcher at a podium.","The camera pans over to the left, where the pair have fallen into a gap in the walkway.","Beret man on stage, holding microphone.","DM: Your party enters the tavern.","AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.","You can trade back and forth.","Woman: But nothing about Tiananmen Square.","If they were to sell off Ali Baba and Yahoo Japan, physically the company in terms of its size is much smaller.","Dejected, the man walks away, cord in tow.","Man, I forgot that was there.","Person: This is a long escalator.","Former Student: Hey, Miss Lenhart!","All Your Base stuff?","Gets exclusive benefits, features, and discounts.","Previous tenants may resist entry.","Here, each quote is given as a separate panel.","ONLY FOR THE YOUNG LADY.","The path unites again.","Man: All you listen to is techno.","Title text: We once got grounded when we convinced the FAA to block flights through our county because of ash clouds.","And they formed, and this is where the snark began, an LLC.","WHICHEVER WORKS OUT BEST.","You have only yourself to blame.","Neo crushes both the red and blue pills into purple powder on a table top.","The woman is clinging to the mailbox, and a woman with a ponytail approaches her.","Disclaimer: I have not actually tried the beta yet.","Woman: Already on it.","Three people are sitting together.","Two days until I go home!","The narrator sits, looking at a sheet of paper.","Part of the reason for their sensitivity of course is because of the VTech breach.","Spielberg caught wind of it.","To the north of this island is a smaller island called Photo Blogs.","Title text: And if you labeled your axes, I could tell you exactly how MUCH better.","Character staring at his computer screen, full shot.","When can I start?","He refused to move further in the script until I said I had done that.","Laptop sales starts at zero, then raises.","None of them sounded like home.","Exhibit label: Freezing water: Expands to frighten predators.","Girl: But he believes the silliest things!","Title text: My normal approach is useless here, too.","Everybody has a secret world inside of them.","Boy is shown alone.","Man: The trebuchet is almost done!","Oh, you know how it gets sometimes.","It used to be that the intelligent, upper classes had more children.","Little Bobby Tables, we call him.","Computer: A strange game.","Hat Guy, narrating: After a week or so of questioning his own sanity, the owner will stay up to watch the house at night.","Leave this group chat?","Child: We should go.","TO APPREHEND THE MURDERER.","Man is gone; Hat Guy is whistling.","Aram, from Men in Hats.","He just came in.","The woman walks out of the club door.","THE NEXT SHOW OFF.","The policeman, the bearded man, and the president are sitting behind bars.","General: As I expected.","Apple products or is new to the company, for them it will be a much more natural process of I wonder what I can do with this in my daily life.","Narrator: The weather outside is frightful.","Adobe does want to make some money on the upgrade.","She designs those book covers, right?","THE TOWN WITHOUT PITY.","In and year out.","There is a screen, and a chap standing in front of it pointing at one of the images on the screen.","No social security numbers.","The Black Hat Man stops in front of another Man with two Black Hats.","The dome is about twice as tall as the person.","The couple is standing.","An airplane flies past.","That only I will ever understand you.","Describe your website for visitors to your site.","And on a rainy day in San Francisco, you finally have winter.","You can drag and drop to reorder them.","Woman: They were big years.","OS X I think.","Man in Red Cape and Goggles: Are you a blogger?","Figure: And I play Dwarf Fortress all day.","Ron Paul: All engines full!","Good to see you.","The girl is kneeling, typing on a laptop, which has a cord extending into the wardrobe.","Voice: These magic shoes enable the wearer to outrun death itself.","WILL WORK FOR SALVE?","AND YOUR KNEE BRACE!","Then start a meeting.","Oh man, I know what video we should watch once this is over.","Dwarf Fortress players watching your dwarves play Dwarf Fortress.","Your Amazon gift card or promotional code has been applied.","Elaine: I finished the CSS decryptor.","The man and woman, stare at the dice.","There are few forces more powerful than geeks desperately trying to get internet in a new apartment.","Add a short description to every image to push your pages higher up on search results and boost your SEO.","Girl is waking up.","Rheneas came home from the works with a cab.","The tech support person on the other end is wearing a headset, and looks around.","The two men are shown in a magnificent canyon.","Person: And yes, your philosophy degree equips you to ask interesting questions sometimes.","Michael Bay: The worst case?","There is a table with eight columns and eight rows.","Person: No, this is a joke: How many audiophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?","Monday: Three stick figures with elongated bodies; one seems to be holding his head in pain.","Every day a new city, a new IHOP.","It cheered him up too much.","He was sort of stepping back into doing a bit more there.","SCULPTURE FROM THE STATE FAIR.","And they said there was actually some psychological value to this.","Friend: I guess you suck at pessimism.","But as you get older, the dateable age range gets wider.","Text: Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first.","The same bay, again.","Ooh, try insulting my hair!","Person in Street: But ours are the same!","Guy: That sounds annoying.","One has glasses and a goatee, and the other has long hair.","Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap is showing off his amplifier to a person, who varies.","Conceit leads to judgment.","Voice: A guy on the North High football team helped me rebuild my deck.","One of these days, promise!","BHM: He was in some kind of bunker.","One man is sitting at a computer.","Arizona journalism was often sensationalistic, combative, and sometimes dangerous.","We can be a family again.","It must be a fundamental law.","Go go gadget cup.","They are children dressed up.","If you move this deviation to a Premium Gallery, your watchers will lose access.","Why did you have a wolf?","OCR MOTTO IS: RELIABLE TREES AT RIGHT PRICES.","The human points at their chest.","Do we have a week ahead?","You are in my heart always.","BUILDERS ATTENTION PROSPECTIVEBUILDERS plans to suit free; if we do your work.","Someone had to speak truth to power!","Much closer, we can see fragments of the text.","Our evil plan is foiled!","State Archives of North Carolina and the State Library of North Carolina.","Last panel set slightly lower than the rest.","Down arrows to advance ten seconds.","The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.","To him, final goodbyes meant nothing, while first hellos were tearful and bittersweet.","But with increased popularity comes tougher competition.","Ghostbusters marathon I can handle.","Plausible attack on a weak remote web service.","Ali Baba and Yahoo Japan.","CC and just downloaded what I needed.","THIS IS A HIJACK.","TALKED HIM OUT OF IT.","OF A BIG EVENING?","What can we do?","Human footprints up to a rectangular melted area, which are then doubled to another rectangular area, which are then doubled again up to another rectangular area, which are then doubled.","Thanks very much for having me.","Man with top hat: Too bad.","AH, LOOK FAMILIAR, MIKE?","Panel is inverted, white and red on black background.","What town is it in the downtown of, anyway?","Oncologist: This is so ridiculous.","Andwhn he lie etas d the gie.","PC Screen: Well, uh, sure.","Thanks to whoever brought the fly swatter up for killing the damn fly.","The space above the dresser and behind the radio is filled with names of bodily fluids and excretions, some partially obscured by the radio.","It feels so futuristic.","Title text: For many of the anatomy pictures on Wikipedia, I think this is actually not far from reality.","Blonde: Wait, we should randomize the trials.","THE WALKER STABLES COR CENTER AND VAN BUREN tf Corsetiere NU BONE CORSET Designed and fitted according to the individual needs of the figure.","First man is knocked down on the ground, dazed and bruised.","Woman: Yes but not the upholstery.","Woman: I wish it had.","Woman: Too bad they never made any sequels.","Hat Guy: Speakers down.","Woke up in Las Vegas.","Two men sit in front of the TV, one on the couch, the other on the floor.","The greatest high school football misdirection play of all time.","Sell custom creations to people who love your style.","News anchor: A leading politician today charged that the media, rather than informing people, now merely report on public ignorance.","ESTATE of William Dowlcr, deceased.","Every day Steve would come to me and say how many times did you say no today, Johnny?","The second person is now pointing at the screen.","Sign on booth: Now with more of the goo in your eyes.","Waves of stink are rising from it.","Bad turns to worse when the Blockheads also kidnap the band.","He flips it on.","They were an unstoppable team.","The girl raises her hand, the teacher raises both arms above her head, a pointer in one hand.","Michael Bloomberg being bandied about as the next mayor of London?","The Missing Coach was a story written by the Rev.","MORNING IN SOUTH BELOIT.","View of room, where three characters have obviously just finished watching The Matrix.","Person: Thank you SO MUCH.","Get the hell out of there!","This is a photograph of a home just completed in Kenilworth.","But man, let me tell you about her!","Copyright The Closure Library Authors.","You have to hand in your passport now.","Philippe, your hearing is perfect!","Mississippi: A moai head facing west.","Graph of cosmic microwave background radiation: Y axis is energy density, X axis is frequency in GHz.","Please enable Cookies and reload the page.","Otherwise, it tells the truth.","IE YOU WANT TO get located In a good paying business.","First Man: So, is the new project going forward?","Checking for WEP Vulnerabilities.","George Carlin: Cried the driver.","To have any value he must ried her mother.","One is wearing a black hat.","Users can share files.","Man: My father once told me that the great bloggers of the past are up there, watching over us.","Speech recognition fails on young child voices.","The comic is a flowchart.","The guy stands in front of her, rubbing his hands together with glee.","The side of a building.","There is a tree.","This strip is in the form of an animated gif.","The birthrate channel is even more of a mixed bag.","Title text: Bruce Schneier believes safewords are fundamentally insecure and recommends that you ask your partner to stop via public key signature.","WHAT SHOULD I DO?","Department, Course, Description, and Prereqs.","Green Jelly Beans Linked To Acne!","Bank of the Albemarle.","Hat Guy: This has led me to invent a new sport: nerd sniping.","Title text: Although not permanently.","Not the apps and the glances.","But I doubt it!","Tney have never asked the foreign price of wool.","Not necessarily MY collection.","Dock this window to the bottom of the screen.","Can Marissa Mayer turn around Yahoo?","Elaine is sitting under tree, typing on a laptop.","Exhibit: A criminal in front of some windows.","The following lines appear split across the elevator itself, the rhyming portions of the text separated from the others.","See us before you buy.","Ornithologist: As you can see, herpetology is a silly field; reptiles are actually more closely related to birds and mammals than to amphibians.","Alt Text: We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics.","GPS receiver for Christmas!","Rowland has a drink with a small umbrella over it.","Dadaist Cop: See this?","She is talking to a man.","Although with my chatterbot experiments, I certainly tried.","Will I ever stop feeling like this?","Honestly, we hacked most of it together with Perl.","Will it get there?","Host: Donner, party of four?","This section gets into larger scale finances, profits of various sectors, costs of natural disasters, and net worths of the richest people on the planet.","Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock?","SAY, IS CARMELITA HERE?","One figure is illuminated by a beam of light.","Core Members with access to additional features and benefits, like lower fees on digital sales and extra weekly fragments.","Hat Guy: The resonance should blow out their speakers.","Katie, do you have a landline?","Someone is sitting at a computer.","They look like cells.","Massachusetts: An elephant, being ridden by a man, carrying tea.","Garfield is a lazy, selfish, overweight, orange tabby cat whose main hobbies are chilling out, sleeping, watching TV, eating pizza and having fun.","Boy: Sooner or later, my friend, one of us will run out of time.","Because I use Apple pay on my Apple watch.","They not only corroborated your story, but even said you totally mentioned wanting to start a company someday.","Outlook to sync with our new phones?","The processes listed are screen, zsh, irssi, and grep sam.","The man and woman sit together on a bench on a beach, watching the sunset.","Loyalty only goes so far.","Quantum Teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story.","Energy Secretary Steven Chu in a college project.","Prints and Premium Downloads will be disabled.","Man runs towards the direction of the shout.","The episode before last was essentially just Peter Capaldi.","If you could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint.","The woman is looking through a chest of drawers.","We had trouble getting a link to your Portfolio.","Then, spend a year memorizing every microprocessor instruction set ever used in a production chip.","Are you sure you want to switch to basic text?","The opposing team appears distressed and confused.","Me: What is a car?","The girl returns with an armful of electronics.","Title text: Guest comic by Zach Weiner of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.","My favorite position is the retrograde wheelbarrow.","Welcome to my TED talk.","My hobby: answering casual questions in iambic pentameter.","Three friends are on a couch, drinking and gesticulating enthusiastically.","Others tore the candy off haphazardly, swallowing large scraps of paper as they ate.","Listener: What do you do with them?","IN GLEN OR GLENDA.","Now posts on Facebook.","Title text: This message brought to you by the Society of Astronomers Trapped on the Surface of a Sphere.","Two men face each other, conversing.","The bracketed superscripts are blue.","The professor floats into the air.","By now the girl is entirely inside the hole.","My Hobby: Taking advantage of the fact that some specific dreams are weirdly common, but not everyone who has them realizes this.","It then makes another right and continues on the road past the traffic light.","Title text: Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.","She waved at us.","HME PAPER Directors Instruct Secretary to Publish Monthly Bulletin in Form of Newspaper Similar to Other Live Cities Phoenix Hoard of Trade will a regular newspaper.","GIVE US A CHANCE?","One group of girls took me to this party at the University of South Carolina.","Whatever happened to him?","This is the surface book and it has a nice magnetic.","Sun low over a land, devoid of life.","In the Dopamine Sea, off the southern shores of Farmvile and Happy Farm, is MMO Isle.","Title text: Dear Wiccan readers: I understand modern Wiccans are not usually all about the curses and hexes.","Yea, it really is.","AND MY FATHER STEALS.","IBM is doing a Swift sandbox, they already have it up and running, so you can go to IBMs swift sandbox and type in Swift code online and see the output.","Woman: Check out what I found in the closet!","Colored drawing of a hilly grassy landscape, stick figure leaning against a tree.","Am I an asshole?","The guy in the hat takes the first move.","Phone: Thank you for calling the Black Hat Support Line, your first source for Linux support.","He gave many reasons.","To download the Hello Barbie app.","The NES came out over two decades ago.","Stephenie Meyer, at a computer.","Thomas soon returns and Percy is sent to be mended.","POPULAR ACTS AT THE APOLLO.","The capsule is shown stickign out of the shark.","Man: High above the blogosphere, a gap opens in the tag clouds.","Ray is holding a letter and talking to Roast Beef.","Girl: See, I just saw right through you.","Signs of infection include dreams about not fitting in your car comfortably, driving from the backseat, or veering all over the road.","IT IS CLOUD LAW.","WHO IS MOHAWK GIRL?","Right, like Mike Bloomberg has done.","No credit card numbers.","MY SKIN JUST PEELS OFF?","Give him a call.","Relativity saves the day again.","WALK ON THE COUCH!","Enough with your GOD DAMN pancakes.","They could become spaceships or trains.","Actually that is the statistic that is more interesting.","In front of him is a punk with spiked hair and a girl with her hair in a ponytail.","Man: In fact, here it comes now!","The person is talking to a philosopher with a goatee, who is sitting at a computer.","Did you call that hot girl from the party yet?","Human: That are holding me back.","It might come out okay.","Do things right or do them fast?","Black hat guy: Did they.","Upload your creations for people to see, favourite and share.","Man: Oh man, we made a baby.","AND WIN A FREE COCKTAIL.","Duck Hunt gun at the flying toasters.","It was a very close shave.","Neckbeard sits at his desk, reading his screen.","Guy: I wonder if the cycles will continue forever.","Please let d only be a few days.","Figure: Well, you know what they say.","Let me draw some strips for you!","LITTLE WHILE, SHALL WE?","Singer: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.","Me: You can check with a feeler gauge.","Guy: And rickroll her?","North Carolina Folklore Society.","OR A PIP OR SOMETHING.","ACNE LINK; MORE STUDY RECOMMENDED!","Wright brothers plane and those wings were curved the same on the top and bottom!","Guy: That would be pretty dumb.","Girl: Why is it showing a picture of Hitler?","There is a plot of total cancer incidence and cell phone users.","Do you use electronic boarding passes?","They confer more, then one acquaintance runs off.","And never darken our comment threads again!","But I think that.","TWIRL MY UMBRELLA AT YOU.","Black hat guy: The best defense is an indiscriminate offense.","Title text: It was finally destroyed with a nuclear weapon carrying the destructive energy of the Hiroshima bomb.","That tired feeling, the headaches, dizziness, wenaneas, pu in roe dbck, aragnna; aown, backache, hot flaahea.","You spin me right round, baby, right round, in a manner depriving me of an inertial reference frame.","Great people in that bureau.","Second Man: Actually, I downloaded a mod to add her back to my party.","Title text: The other two are still lost on the infinite plane of uniform density.","THE PERIODIC DOG BARK?","Scientist: Someone get a brick.","The powerfully simple way to meet with coworkers and clients from the convenience of your computer, Smartphone, or tablet.","This is early days.","The montage ends and normal panels resume.","The memory of the apocalypse faded to mere fancy, but the numbers burned bright in my mind.","Man standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.","Why this is not a bad thing and praises him as I think we probably should for doing this.","The person is looking at the table again.","Not on my watch!","The two men each pull a katana out of their briefcase.","OH, COME ON, NOW.","The plot itself lists a series of adjectives in approximately descending order.","Woman: You need to get out either more or less.","Ron Paul wants to put the New Republic back on the Corusca gem standard.","Same thing with Apple pay by the way.","Man: Gluing captions to your cats.","Gill on a Phoenix street.","Nerd: And what, call the internet police?","Vt in Ia Is.","Somebody said this is the new data mining Barbie.","The present is sitting at the bottom of the tree.","Sailor John: Not now.","BHM has his hands on his hips.","The bread has attracted quite a few birds.","The Thick of It, which is awesome, but he has a foul mouth.","The woman looks down at the tiny book in her hand.","Hat man: How should I know?","Person in bell bottoms using a rotary phone to call the present day, with an incredulous look on his face.","That was definitely not in my top three wishes.","Is that a joke?","Man: Wait, are those turkey vultures?","US would say fortnightly.","What do you propose?","Delightfully Awesome Person: You know the rules.","Title text: The only post to acheive perfect balance between the four was a hilarious joke about Mark Zuckerberg getting caught using a pseudonym to sneak past the TSA.","Person: I know things are tough right now.","The scroll wheel tempts me, but I will not cheat.","It moves slowly through the first few years, then steadily accelerates.","Bloating of the abdomen, puffing under the eyes, swelling of the hands and feet, are dropsy.","RE IN THE GOBI DESERT NOW.","Di dtiiic ic tlii tilt qtit.","Narrator: Okay, you try the saucylic acid first.","Two boxes sit side by side.","There is a heart at the bottom and, in the lower left, the name Kurt.","More harm has been done by people panicked over societal decline than societal decline ever did.","The cat shoots lasers out of its eyes at the human, who is covered in a bright red glow.","And if everything I know is so shaky, what on Earth am I doing teaching?","Back me on this, though.","FOR SPONSORING OUR WALKATHON.","Those first moments you have with your newborn baby.","Man: Well, when will it change?","Ignore anything I say retracting this.","This works on pretty much every level.","To experience full interactivity, please enable Javascript in your browser.","You can include images, examples, pricing, contact details, and more.","Sure, I can overpower it _now_, but it feels like a few short steps from here to the robot wars.","Responsibility for making an independent legal assessment of an item and securing any necessary permissions ultimately rests with persons desiring to use the item.","An error has occurred.","HAD SITTING OVER THERE.","The person now stands with their arms by their sides.","Google is prone to this too.","The man is now alone in the panel.","Programming is fun again!","Hatted: yeah, and it sure would be nice to have some perspective on some of this stuff.","They can only point one way at a time.","Ringo Starr: James was just pulling out on their line, from the station ahead.","The woman stares at the girl, who is still reading the book.","Joshua Wagers of Harvey Brlttson, second account.","The groom puts his hands to his mouth as the man in the wedding dress begins to run backwards, away from him.","Man and woman run.","But I want this, I want you, one last time.","Cuta way Harrow and all steel reversible Harrows, Engines, Boilers, Saw Mills and Threshinc Machines.","George: Beg pardon, sir.","Alt Text: My pal Emad does this all the time.","Wired and Vogue and GQ has digital people that run those titles, but I have a team of people who work across all the titles doing Strategy and product development and those kind of things.","The cat arches, emitting red shock lines.","Guy: who love me back.","Holding out a butterfly in front of the computer.","It tastes so real.","Or so I hope?","Star Trek into Darkness.","Other Woman: Woman: Cherokee.","Hey, lemme get us some coffee.","More people are cell phone only than have landlines in the United States.","You watch me Big Gordon as I rush through with the express.","Do you listen to audiobooks, Wil Harris?","One is holding the head end of a snake.","Stats are ballpark and vary wildly based on time of day and whether your mom is in town.","Man: Oh my God.","We have an Amazon Echo in every room now.","Btiidciu wn wa orp M i heiiig Iteings of Ha.","We see a head and shoulders view of Einstein.","It reduces demand, which means more vacancies and lower prices next time.","Editing the TCP stream live!","You want to stop talking right now.","Want to try that again?","Man standing in a blank frame.","Figure in Headphones: Damn.","Title text: Guest comic by David Troupes of Buttercup Festival, who is living in that lovely tree outside your window.","She was at Fast Company Festival in New York City.","Dinosaurs totally jumped the ichthyosaur when they got rid of Brontosaurus.","HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?","You get also the daily digest, both subscriptions, all the subscriptions you get the daily digest of the Wall Street Journal or The New York Times, your pick.","The other girl puts her hand to her chin.","Look, you never know.","EXACTLY WHAT DID HAPPEN.","Offscreen from the table: Yeah, his sister is even weirder.","Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom.","Square: Yes, it was.","Man: What are you TALKING about?","Dinosaurs were made entirely of BONES.","Black hat guy: First stare at the peephole for a sec.","Currently shown as online.","Paris Hilton of the amateur plastic crazy straw design world.","Scene change to a train.","SO, GREAT ACT, HUH?","Eclipse is really confusing.","He has a variety of certificates and pictures on the wall behind him.","That would be in my list.","The standard histories are urban legends.","The dish of the device is visible through a window, emitting sound waves.","Man it would be like Swiss Family Robinson, but with multiple trees connected by.","He takes his silent hammer over to a tool bench with other things on it.","Reading guy: It says here that the elevator inspection certificate is on file in the building office.","Digital director at the Conde Nast operation over there across the pond in the UK.","LORD OF THE DULL.","Scary Guy: You did it again!","The man and the woman are holding hands, and the man is thinking of the woman with black hair.","Travelling or based outside United States?","Voice: Hey, wake up.","Sort of like CYA so that if something happens or they can prove that they were doing all they could at all times to maximize value for shareholders.","Each set has a primary color in each circle and additive colors in the overlap areas, with color saturation decreasing sharply as the sets leave the center.","WHAT ABOUT MATT DAMON?","Grilled sourdough bread stuffed with ham, scrambled eggs, Swiss and American cheeses.","Title text: I run a business selling rural internet access.","Like the rest of the lab?","Two men stand talking two each other.","The days of risky sharing, slashdot, the myspace music renaissance.","Speaker: We are no strangers to controversy, and we will not shy away from the tough issues.","Each type has numerous different brands, all surrounding a very plain brand that has, as its only label, the type of product.","Playing it safe, huh?","AND THEY ALL CRASH.","The two look at each other silently.","Male: Oh man, almost.","So the court overturned that one and then, but they upheld the conviction under the Computer Fraud Act.","In the spirit of a controlled trial, I used one on just half my face for a few weeks.","Man: That burn was so harsh I think you deorbited.","The man walks away.","On the southwest part of the island are two smaller states called GG and Yahoo Messenger.","Title text: The social media reaction to this asteroid announcement has been sharply negative.","So there has been a surprising amount of snark about this by the way.","Gotta wait and see.","Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.","YOU REALLY THINK SO, MIKE?","We should elect this dude!","The person turns to face the one with the hat.","And remember her important dates like if you were to get married, anniversaries.","Learn more about Amazon Prime.","Security guards are attempting to restrain Beret Guy and the camerawoman.","Woman and beret guy brandish marshmallow guns.","It sounds like the sales figures are pretty good.","Someone standing on the sidewalk calls to him.","Is Yahoo still around and what does it do?","Handgun Rule: Point the grip along the first vector and rotate it so that the second vector is on the safety latch side.","Narrator: Sometimes, when I first wake up, I am caught in the horrible grip of perspective.","Two commentators sit behind a desk.","Scruffy is rubbing sleep out of their eyes and talking to clean shaven.","Rob appears out of nowhere with a baseball bat.","Black Hat Guy: Well, take a look.","The Van Wert times.","Tashari got me some ink pens!","You should check out Snopes before sending me this stuff.","They make one in gold as well.","There are no customer reviews yet.","Watching mountains drift by.","Jupiter: Anyone need a gravitational slingshot?","Fred Armisen from Saturday Night Live, John Hodgeman.","Like look at the effect that Bill Gates has been able to have on malaria right now.","His friend enters the room.","Apple is famously under staffed.","They embrace, faces together.","The human characters are in black; dinosaurs are in red.","GPS, so if you just want to skip to the street address, I can.","Boy: Oh, what the hell.","Darkness surrounds the man on the bed.","How does it work?","None of this is real!","Dad, to kids: You gotta squint juuust right.","Touch touch touch touch touch.","This is an A No.","The policeman, the bearded man, and the president are in a room with a couch and an oval carpet.","Nevada: A clothes iron.","Princess is holding out a ring.","We put too much stuff on them.","The men laugh cautiously.","One of the people is the Black Hat Man.","INTO YOUR AURA NOW.","It never went to school one day.","Alt Text: We find you guilty of closing your torrents as soon as they finish.","Hat guy is hammering something on a table.","THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.","Paying Supporters will no longer have exclusive access to it.","Girl with another sort of shirt speaking to an older lady.","Woman removes a super soaker from desk drawer.","First man: Sudo make me a sandwich.","Each has a hand outstretched toward the other.","Will my Portfolio have advertisements?","Founders can only leave a group from the group page.","President: Ordering bloggers around?","Core Members with access to new, unreleased features.","Another male and female stand in the background, next to a table.","COME TO THE DOOR FOR YOU.","It just had really tiny buttons that we had to press.","Romance cuts off, indicating a breakup before the meeting of the narrator and his current SO, and happiness dips accordingly.","Each new file appeared to be saved to a partition at random.","George Carlin: Laughed the cars.","Aortn w asnington street, i of the Village of Van Wert.","Again comes from the east, starts to curve to the north, and then turns sharply to head straight for Florida and zigzag through it.","This is like your Nash Equilibrium, right?","The second kid is aiming a hose at the floor.","Will it hold me back?","North Carolina and the South.","The window of an instant messaging program.","The screen is filled with white.","Narrator: And in the simulation.","The male person is wearing a bow tie.","Man: The internet could be inoperative within days.","She continues to write.","You almost need this, because you wonder how does the watch fit in to this overall scheme.","Hat Guy swings onto the top of the light cycle.","They can make profit.","Title text: He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.","Well, you must be very kind to her.","INSURANCE AND LOANS RENTALS.","The ferry has a sign on it reading CLOSED.","Why do I have to complete a CAPTCHA?","What did you say she did, again?","IN THE WAY AGAIN.","The pair talk about the first guy.","When we realized how intelligent they were, we began to teach them.","Chat: Wanna see an optical illusion?","Popo this propothis also slso live Ii.","Standing man: IS THERE AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING?","This is a problem that is a problem with the IOS app store too.","You can add a few more bits to account for the fact that this is only one of a few common formats.","Girl: Whoa, those are two of my favorites, too!","What happened was my phone was stolen and somebody bought it on Ebay and kindly called me and said I have it.","Can my boyfriend come along?","Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, The Who.","Set the spacing between the items in your gallery.","Guy: There are mail trojans, warhol worms, and all sorts of exotic polymorphics.","Does it work yet?","Many fled their vehicles and jumped from the bridge.","Three people in an elevator, one reading a posted sign.","The woman continues typing.","Beret guy: Oh no!","Dammit, Germany Pavilion at Epcot.","SOME ISSUES WITH WOMEN.","There is one human in the panel.","First Boy: Give it a moment.","Title text: Stephen Douglas actually died soon after the debates and election, but if you demand historical accuracy in your webcomics you should be reading Hark!","My brother had a ferret he loved which died since I drew this strip.","Narrator: Took a lot of thinking, but this place has fewer distractions than a Swiss patent office.","Hire a little salesman at The Republican office.","Sir, does any of this impact your fulfillment of the lease terms?","And yet every night the dreams get worse.","Man: There are no downsides!","Narrator: Vinnie was just pulling out on their line from the station ahead.","Want Art wl I see more customers than von can.","Two characters are chatting.","You know what, gave one to our thirteen year old for his birthday.","Han: Man, me too, but chewie never seems interested.","At the left of the frame, a man stands atop a skateboard jump ramp twice his height, one foot on the back of a skateboard poised over the coping.","It was only fair.","One of his crank pins, which hold his side rods on, breaks off on the journey back.","This collection includes legacy finding aids available in paper format in the State Archives Search Room.","Hey, man, you ASKED me to do a toast.","The collections include photographs, rare books, newspapers, herbarium specimens, and artwork.","That could get pretty difficult.","The worst pain of my life!","First Man: Of course.","The panel shows a wide view of both people again.","Man: I love you more!","TO THE BLACK AUDIENCE.","Fistula, Fissure, Ulceration etc.","The first kid is holding a handle of a plunger with cables goin offscreen.","Song line, to save you some time.","Two ghosts are standing in front of a woman at a door, each carrying a bag.","Woman: I knew data would convince you.","Other Child: Oh God, my bag of candy.","The vaunted mayor of Toronto.","This panel is larger than the other three, and is set behind them.","Man: This one has good reviews.","Kyndley as Shary Bobbins Percy as Bart Rosie as Lisa Henry as Barney James as Moe Thomas as Homer Transcript: Mrs.","Newton puts on a pair of sunglasses.","Unless they figure out how to build lightsabers.","Bearded Fellow: Yeah, it was good!","The first is set above a larger image.","Man: Is your father a thief?","That one was more confusing.","Man: You look terrified!","THE EIGHTH FLOOR, JERRY.","Man: Falling for him?","JUMP A LITTLE LIGHTER?","PAY TO GO TO STRIP SHOWS.","Roberts: SO, HOW DO WE FIX THE SYSTEM?","Man: I have to go.","In fact I get a new book every fortnight.","And feel a sharp blow to the head, and hear the faint hum of me driving away in your new Tesla Roadster?","This happens somewhere roughly once a month.","Man: Well, REAL programmers use ed.","Caption: I have been preparing for this moment all my life.","City of Phoenix anil hereby designated for that purpose.","Person: This conversation is over.","Why are there so many svchost.","Ghostbusters: hey, we were just doing our jobs!","Claims it was criminal activity not state sponsored.","Woman: Will you marry me?","That was like two hours of cardio!","HAS A PRIVATE BOX.","That means you can sit out in the garden, enjoy a beautiful day.","Wil: I hope none of the kids who are watching Doctor Who go and Google Peter Capaldi and say what else has the doctor been in?","Man: Please bear with me, Sir.","Guy: No, just Hitler.","Back to the full panel.","Questions are given in roughly columnar order.","Man: Oh man, that song is so pwned!","PURSE HITS A FLOOR.","Someone loving and caring.","Begin the apartment listings.","Narration: I still do this every few months.","Two people are sitting at a table, on which sit wine glasses and plates.","Person: Well, did the treatment work?","Because you liked this.","Kauulcatl ttsicl Permaaeat fjitn.","This is going to be the last update of the year.","Hatboy: Your neoprene base bonds instantly with my surface.","As with the question of how many spaces should go after a period, it can turn acrimonious surprisingly fast unless all three of them agree.","We let users vote on comments and display them by number of votes.","It uses every blanket and cushion in the apartment.","Title text: Suckville is considered by the Census Bureau to be part of the Detroit metropolitan statistical area, despite not being located anywhere near Detroit.","In the background the girl from the last panel has now passed the group and a few other people can be seen descending.","The thought bubbles are behind the guy now, moving away.","Liberal Blogs and Conservative Blogs.","Man: Calendars are just social consensus.","One is standing up.","Maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera.","TO TAKE A CHANCE.","Or make any kind of sound.","LEAST subtle method of informing a town of the existence of a trebuchet club.","Two figures stand talking to each other.","License person: This man is known to the state of California to be a total douchebag.","Apple Store is getting rid of DRM, Cory Doctorow will get rid of his Steve Jobs voodoo doll.","Astronomers have confirmed that the asteroid is headed for Earth.","Girl: You need a hobby or something.","It appears the teacher is writing on the side of the panel.","There is a waitress in the background, carrying a tray with a wine glass on it.","The man sits on the edge of the bed, his friend still standing in front of him.","Courtesy of the North Carolina Department of Natural and Cultural Resources.","CALL THE POLICE, OKAY?","TO MY SUPERVISOR, SIR?","Man at table: Here, these papers on the knapsack problem might help you out.","Same picture, only the man has his arm down.","Title text: The only winning move is to play, perfectly, waiting for your opponent to make a mistake.","Alt Text: The Planck length is another thousand or two pixels below the comic.","Why should I hire you to head our new initiative?","The man writes something on the page.","Narwhal zombie badger hobo bacon kitty captain penguin raptor jesus!","Remove Deviation from This Premium Gallery?","Are you sure you want to discard them?","All dialog is shown in boxes overlaid on the comic panels.","Hat Guy and Random Guy are standing next to each other.","NO, I KNOW THAT.","She is holding onto the ground.","OK, what is productivity for me and what is business for me, there is your use case for the watch.","The man and woman sit under a tall tree on a hill.","On the same website as the first panel.","But this is one of my favorites.","On the left hand side of the panel is a cutaway of several floors of an office, in gray.","Girl: Microcontrollers are all wired up.","Man is gesturing to woman.","Our servers now support gopher.","The tubes just went down completely.","This disregard of the sanctity of marriage and contempt for its restrictions is one of the most alarming tendencies of the present age.","Your body is glue.","Now I feel dirty sharing a drive with you.","We talked about this on Security Now.","It was a very close, um, shave.","The scientist has set down the microscope on the floor of the panel, and the slime mold is jiggling.","They stare in silence.","Is it all at once or in installments?","Voice: Do it anyway.","We can drink as much horrible stuff as we want.","Two soldiers are talking.","The standing man is bathed in some kind of aura emitted by the box.","Title text: cerebrospinal fluid, pericardial fluid, sputum, aqueous humor, perilymph, chyme, hydatid fluid, interstitial fluid, rheum, and gin.","Many red spiders standing on and hanging from cuboids.","Alt text: This scavenger hunt is getting boring.","TO THE BEACH WITH HIM TODAY.","He says he has zero interest.","SOME COFFEE AND CARROT CAKE?","Hat Guy: Me too.","Security is good, right?","The room is dark; characters appear as faint blue outlines on black background.","THIS IS MY STORY.","YES, AND I CAN HEAR YOU TOO.","The warmth, the whirr of the drives, the drone of the fans, the howl of the wolves.","Various people struggle as the comic disintegrates.","These lie south of the islands in Buzzword Bay, as well.","You can build it that way, but you have to build it into your app.","DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN FIRST?","Black Hat Man: I change the review to positive to steer other people over there.","The panel shows a close up of a person reading a book.","Michael Jordan of making you feel bad.","You can also be in the studio.","The camera angle changes to show another pair of people in the background.","Driver: Hurry, George, Hurry!","We have to abort.","Title text: Sometimes I hate the internet.","Hamiltonian _cycle_ as well as a path!","As this is youtube, the comments have not been shown.","Alt Text: I love how google handles dimensional analysis.","Also provides research guides and tools.","Narrator: Whenever I learn a new skill I concoct elaborate fantasy scenarios where it lets me save the day.","Another photograph of a woman is in a frame at the right end.","It would itch and burn ho I would scratch and make small sores that would fester.","Soatt Mala Salt Lake Cttr.","Man at Computer: Spices?","Around us, the party waned, but we hid from sleep together, talking through the deepest hours of the night.","Where should my hands go?","BETTER party up at my place.","Are you not a fan of the Gherkin?","Another man appears behind her.","Alt Text: Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.","Contact us if you need an alternative format to access online content.","Makes me want to set up a limited liability corporation.","Hey, gaming on wifi?","Do you have more of your cards?","Offpanel voice: I know regular expressions.","Well yea of course.","The man lies on the ground, underneath the titular archway, next to two halves of a brick.","Russel and Whitehead are standing with G\u00f6del, Russel holding a clipboard and smoking a pipe.","Title text: Click to see a video of a modern bird using stability flapping during predatory behavior.","YOU ARE SUCH A PERSON.","They each hold a wine glass in one hand, in the man in the hat is holding a bottle of wine in the other.","Difficulty to guess: Hard.","Man: Then it has them reply with comments of their own, which are later rated by other users.","Like Flickr being a good example.","Person: man, chemists pick the worst safewords.","Comfortable, hy gienic and stylish.","Yea and we tried to get rid of it but we still have it because of the Comcast bundle.","Five of the strips are torn off.","Do you have kids?","First Man: Okay, I should have seen that coming.","Woman: Hey, can you do me without a condom?","Tooltip: And then a second one, to drain the ocean.","They will be tackled top to bottom, left to right, approximately.","The cuboids hang in the air with no visible means of support.","The wire leads to an outlet in the wall next to where the Hat Man sits at a desk with a computer.","Man: Using this, we can calculate something you already know.","Friend: Check it out!","Man in black hat: Then, when I see her start to smile at me, I roll my eyes and hit her with a quick glare, then resume writing.","Narrator: Good for her and all, but it keeps me up at night.","The man is thinking about the blonde.","JUST A SUPER, SUPER DAY.","The silly trucks had knocked their Guard off his van and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning.","They are playing Scrabble.","The clouds develop into orange, to the left of the dot.","Volvo logo on it.","The TV Show that preceeded the movie was The Thick of It.","Man in Red Cape and Goggles: We relive the days when the internet was new and free.","Man: Burn the world!","HOLLYWOOD, REPUBLIC OF CHAD.","We can no longer see the people, just the circles.","Are you going to get married?","The third column, reproduced using approximate dates.","ANY OF THE BOYS YOU KNOW.","PC Screen: Wait, what?","MOVE MY CONDOM, HERE.","Narrator: A part of me is always detached.","The only reason I have a landline is for my burglar alarm.","External view of a satellite orbiting Earth.","Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer.","This is the emergency override system, which can be used to regain control of the aircraft.","SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENS TO ME.","An unlabeled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern Brazil.","Maryland: A howling wolf, upside down.","It slowly dawns on us that our parents knew exactly what they were doing.","Man: Google is your friend, people.","Westley: You shacked up with the prince!","Man sits at his computer, chatting with some other person.","Reading, Random House, and the Random House colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc.","By entering this room, you agree to forfeit your own soul rather than negotiate with the mortal within.","Minister: Do you Rachel, take this man.","One panel, depicting three wavy circles.","The man is at his computer.","Two people are sitting on a bench, next to an IV drip hanging from a rack.","Post Office this time of year.","The same nerd at his computer.","First Girl: Like my fort?","DM: Hey, no recursing.","New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto.","One of the two seasons that we have here.","VE COME FOR A FEW ANSWERS.","When it came to eating strips of candy buttons, there were two main strategies.","Other children surround him.","Girl: Mommy, why is the sky blue?","Title text: If history has taught us anything, we can use that information to destroy it.","Wheel barrow and other artiolea.","Darth Vader: Putting a _hex_ on your family.","There is no dialogue.","They hypothesize that it may be due to a supermassive object beyond the edge of the visible universe.","The boats continue to move about the harbor.","Steve Gibson says one of the problems with security on IOS comes down to objective C and the way it resolves function names.","Aaron Schwartz was charged under the Computer Fraud Act.","TO LOAN H OKI.","We should thank LMFAO for giving us such a great way to respond to exasperated sighs.","Guy: Ebooks are for chumps.","TOO DARK AND UPSETTING!","Woman: Brush them with actual toothpaste.","Premium Gallery to watch this video.","THE HELL OUT OF HIM!","Beret Guy: Oh no!","AND AT A SLIGHT ANGLE.","Than it does to invent an activity.","Citv of Phoenix on file in the office of the j lty Recorder of said city, and which sail plans and specifications!","George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt.","Linux user, I see.","Michigan: A mitten for the lower portion, an eagle for the UP.","Woman: Barkeep, two whiskey sours, straight down.","Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.","He ended up just sitting around at home watching DVDs all day.","GET IT OUT OF HERE!","Two people are standing next to a large pentagram with candles at the points.","Girl: I think my mothering instinct took a wrong turn somewhere.","The passenger has a pith helmet and a mustache.","So they were able to compile these statistics.","First Man: That is troubling on several levels.","The camera pans over to the right, where the first guy has also fallen into a gap.","The annual death rate among people who know that statistic is one in six.","OKAY, IS THERE A SAFETY BAR?","Woman: Okay, moment of truth.","Woman: And it makes a black hole!","It has been nearly half an hour and still no sign of civilisation.","She appears to be in space.","Professor: We all do, sweetie.","Even for a giant Karetsu, a half billion is not insignificant.","The same as the previous panel, but with the words blurred out to scribbles.","Man in the beret: Do you think?","Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls.","My friend has a band!","Person on phone: Hi, Dr.","Left of second base: Fursuits.","Roommate: IT HAS COME TO THIS.","HE MAKES MY HAIR BIG.","First Man: It means four extra hours daily.","That woman has a lot going on, and you want none of it.","Thing to control which direction the escaping people go.","Two guys are standing and talking.","Apologies from the transcriber, who did her best to include as much as she could without going nuts.","Title text: Completely implausible?","You are not cracking everybody up.","ANDREI GROMYKO LOOKS ON.","Someone is pointing at the diagram of the previous panel.","The second graph is labeled Dating Pool, and is a bell curve.","Narrator: Laughed the coaches.","Theorem for the probability that a person is near the ocean given that they just picked up a seashell.","The passenger fires a gun at the tornado.","Man sitting in an armchair in a darkened room, behind him a bookshelf and an open window.","Timeline, with relevant images next to each date.","Alt: Mal, Simon, Wash, Zoe, River, Kaylee, Jayne, Inara, Book.","True story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.","All aboard the original Railway Series!","More to come on This Week in Tech.","Thank you all for being here.","We see only the tiny square, centered.","Emacs command to do that.","It got Android in the game, right?","TILL I GET HOME.","Message on laptop: A VPN?","Title text: Implausible, did you say?","Louisiana and southwest Mississippi is depicted with the current routes of the Mississippi and Atchafalaya Rivers highlighted.","He leans back and turns to face someone sitting at another desk behind him.","Hat Guy standing behind him.","Throw it all out and start over.","The cup now lies on the floor, the guy is looking at the computer with disbelief.","The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind.","Second Person: And often the first sign is a cough or bone pain.","Then the machine might break.","For guys who want a great shave experience at a fraction of the price.","What good is THAT?","There were mannequins involved.","Sir Topham Hatt: I appreciate your feelings.","Are you there now?","The Internet is filled with derelict accounts aggregating news about friends long forgotten.","Zurbrang, formerly a wealthy citizen of Butler, Ind.","Pricilla Chan, his wife posted on Facebook.","Skateboarder: So, how about we race for charities?","Woman and man shoot marshmallows into the air, crossing the streams of fire.","EVER TO HIT THE MIDWAY.","Boy is shown alone again.","Figure: And what, you slept with her?","Nathan: You know, boxes in supermarkets collecting food.","SHE RUNS LIKE A GIRL.","Anchor: Hackers briefly took down the website of the CIA yesterday.","Person talks on phone.","Cheney totally shot a dude!","Percy: Sing us a song, Mrs.","Title: What does XKCD mean?","This panel just contains text, and has a speech curlique hanging towards the person in the next panel.","Who was late three times this week?","The two halves of the storm pass by the dot.","JERRY HAS NO EDUCATION.","MASTERPIECE THEATER IS ON.","The cars were silly, heavy and noisy.","JUST TAKE A LOOK HERE.","What the heck is this?","Ideas are tested by experiment.","Thomas retorts by calling Percy a green caterpillar with red stripes and chews him out for being late.","The tumbleweed shoots both cowboys simultaneously, and they fall backwards."]